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Thursday February 9th 2012

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Big Ass Wine Glass

Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask Gally about how to be least productive as possible. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com

Musical Interlude:

Linkage:
ESPN: Apparently I keep things topical here as I post news from 2 weeks ago… Remember The Decision, well even ESPN’s ombudsman thought it was a horrible idea and ripped The World Wide Leader for it.
Midwest Sports Fans: In honor of Dinner For Schmucks, Jerod has put together a best of Paul Rudd, Steve Carell and Zach Galifianakis. Enjoy.
The Noob Dad: I know that most of you, except Logic, don’t have any kids, but here’s seven reasons you shouldn’t be friends with your children on Facebook.
BBC: Doctors have created ,or grown I should say, a brand new complete joint out of stem cells. No not that kind of joint, a hip joint weirdos.
Daddys Sugar Ball: God damn it, those bastards did it again… Sex advice with Rick Pitino.
Warming Glow: Because I was as unproductive as possible today, here’s whats on TV tonight via Mr. Ufford.
Sportress of Blogitude: Yikes! Herr Goodell claims that if the Jaguars leave Jacksonville it’s all the shitty fans fault. Fuck you fans, is what I’m sure he said.
Mommy Wants Vodka: Clearly I’m not in the typical demographic for this website and yet I still read it almost every day. In this article Aunt Becky tells us why she deserves a penis and what she would do if she had one.

Cheesecake for the guys:

Cheesecake for the guys:

Michael Caine RAWWRRRR!!

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32 Comments for “Last Call”

  • Sculptor?!? says:

    Oh, FANTASTIC. I have an alcoholic friend who needs that glass..

  • Aunt Becky says:

    That glass is awesome! If I drank wine, I’d be all over it.

  • Max Power says:

    BTW – Thanks for the linkage!

  • Martin says:

    That is a cold glass of white zinfadel kinda glass. If it’s taking you long enough to drink it that it’s the wrong temp, or the scent is off, you’re doing it wrong!

    Also, that’s a bottle of Columbia Crest, Two Vines Merlot, in the ad picture. A retail for about $6.99 wine. In other words, crap. If they were going to advert a decent cheap Merlot, at least go with Blackstone.

    • gally says:

      You do realize that it fits a whole bottle right? I would think that the wine would warm up by the time you get to the bottom. In my experience, wine is generally savored a little more than say slamming a bunch of beers. Unless, of course, you’re destitute and homeless like myself.

      • Martin says:

        hehe I’m not sure that White Zinfadel chilled to a nice ice coldness can be consumed slower then a Pepsi. Not exactly a savoring kind of wine. I would never subject a nice Pinot Noir or Syrah to that ice cream sundae glass though. :)

  • Martin says:

    ~Quaffs another pint of ice cold white zin straight from the box~ On the other hand, ESPN put up an article saying that Ozzie and his rants about MLB and Latino ballplayers makes some solid points, except that Ozzie is off on all of his points. i was confused and figured that it had been posted before making it through the senior editing process.

  • Martin says:

    I think by “edit” they mean dudes sitting around waiting for one of the entourage of an athlete they are in bed with to call and bitch about an article, so that they can take it down. Anyplace that continues to employ Jemele Hill after several years by letting her write articles can not have any editors.

  • gally says:

    Holy crap! I thought that pedophiles don’t fit shirt advertised below was funny and horrible, but some of those other ones are nuts.

    • Sculptor?!? says:

      Oh, I know, last week when you noted it, I spent about half an hour looking (and laughing raucously) at their stuff. Just too expensive for a t-shirt IMHO. But I did click through from here, so you’ll be getting 1/3 of a penny at some point.

      • gally says:

        Unfortunately, T-shirt hell only pays me on shirts that people buy. They pay a lot for people buying shirts, but it is what it is eh?

  • gally says:

    So I’ve asked on Twitter, but I’ll throw it out here as well. What do y’all think of the site redesign. I know it doesn’t look different here, but the main page is completely new. Thoughts, comments, suggestions, middle fingers waved in the air are all appreciated.

  • Sculptor?!? says:

    Ugh. Any of you want to go off your kip, go find the video of Santana’s injury (Cleveland Indians catcher). Knee bent backwards; I’m hedging on possible broken tibia, and I’m outright calling for ruptured tendons/ligaments. *barf*


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