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Musical Interlude:
That video is kind of sexy. What? It is.
Linkage:
Film Drunk: Sylvester Stallone once auditioned for the part of Han Solo. Looking back at that sentence, I probably sound retarded. It’s okay, I’m already partially homeless drunk.
Blunt Card: This is kind of exactly what it sounds like. It’s a site full of faux cards that you can send electronically, and get this… they’re all blunt. It’s much more entertaining than my rambling description portrays it.
Foxy Blunt: Similar to the site above and yet completely different. A collection of beautiful, yet hilariously blunt greeting cards that you can order. They’re also going to be rolling out wallpaper, stationary and tshirts as the site has a really unique and attractive style. Oh, I received the I love you when I don’t hate you card before, and I’m quite enamored with it.
ESPN: A really cool article from ESPN’s Fantasy Football guru, Matt Berry, about statistical anomalies and how you can’t always judge the NFL by its numbers.
Gunaxin: 10 Ways to annoy your fantasy football league.
Eureka Alert: In an amazing breakthrough, scientists have found a way to regenerate nerve connections after a spinal injury in mice.
All Recipies: Feeling up to a big freaking culinary challenge? Try making this orange, green and white striped ravioli.
Slate: When did testicles become courageous, one reporter wonders.
Cheesecake for the ladies:
- Tim McGraw RAWWRRR
Cheesecake for the men:
- Raquel Gibson
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Drunk? Whee!!! (gimme a little while, I’ve got some catching up todo)
Well I had a couple and haven’t eaten much of anything, so yeah a little
Bah, started without ya’ll!! Though, now I’m getting sleepy. Not good at 5pm…hehe
Owrking on it.
Erm, WORKING. Derp.
Haha
She either forgot to pull her underwear up or sort of forgot she was taking them off. Either way, thumbs UP.
Either way, she appears to be good to go. On a fairly unrelated note, she’s a trained chef… yowza
Why do I believe that’s not the only appendage that is “up”?
So she’s 2/3rds of the way to being the perfect woman?
What else does she need to be complete I’m wondering.
mute.
Haha, well from our perspective, she is mute is she not?
I’m wondering if I hve the patience to make corn tomale’s with a molé
Patience, yes. Sobriety? Perhaps not! The third is, does she have a sense of humor.
and what the hell was Sculptor burning? Other then rubber to get out of the Home Depot parking lot?
I’m a trained chef also. Like I need to be sober to make something awesome
/steps off soapbox of alcohol
I’m the opposite. Sober cooking consist of chicken and some sort of a veggie in a pan. Glass or two of wine and I’m making Dijon Crusted Tilapia
Oh, that sounds good
I burnt part of a sculpt earlier today. Crabby Monday indeed. I assumed I’d carry on the streak and burn part of dinner (but did not).
Did anyone think that Chael didn’t tap Saturday night? Nontheless, that was absolute dominance and he deserves an immediate rematch.
I somehow haven’t seen the video yet. I’ve heard conflicting reports though. One of the MMA sites was rambling on today about how he shouldn’t get a rematch at all, let alone a quick one.
That could have possibly been the same thing I just read. It was a quote from Silva’s manager Ed Soares though so that doesn’t really count. He just doesn’t want Anderson to lose. Chael dominated for four rounds. I was talking to a friend and he though the first round should have been 10-7. I thought the first two rounds were at least 10-8. If that’s not deserving of a rematch, I don’t know what is.
Hrm. Heavy-handed serving of rum causes time to pass more quickly. I think I may be on to something here.
I’m going through this special bottle of Jameson’s Reserve way to fast
Okay, I don’t care for that stuff, but sheesh. You don’t pound that! Get a cheaper booze – like Sailor Jerry or Bacardi or something.
It’s not like I’m chugging it, but it’s going down easy….*insert joke*. Also it was free, and I’m broke.
so, you’re a chef, can’t you make your own hooch, like dandelion or blueberry wine?
In theory I could. In theory.
Or even toilet hooch, perhaps?
Oo! Oo! Go big – bathtub gin!!!
I wasn’t really using my eyes for much anyways.
Fine, I’ll make something that will make you go blind. It’ll be on your hands though.
Long-term disability and free hooch? Sounds like a winning combination to me.
Oh man, they just beat the crap out of Mark Henry.
He’s still rasslin?
Yup. Remember, rasslers don’t retire. They die.
But it’s only a fake death, right?
Unless its syphilis.
Owen Hart, Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, Curt Hennig, Umaga, The Big Boss Man, Bam Bam Bigelow, Crash Holly, Test, Yokozuna, The British Bulldog, Briam Pillman, Raveshing Rick Rude, Andre the Giant, Big John Studd, Road Warrior Hawk, and half the Von Erichs all nod solemnly in agreement.