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Tuesday July 19th 2011

Last Call

Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask PJD if he still beats it to just as many men as women. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @

Musical Interlude:


National Post: The slow decline of a great, as it applies to Roger Federer.
The Noob Dad: How to make your home as dangerous as possible for your kids.
Daryl Lang: Photos of some of the things that are the same distance from ground zero as the proposed mosque.
Talent Zoo: How to use Twitter to find a job. It appears that some of us could really use this.
You Tube: I can’t embed this so I’ll link it instead, but here’s an awesome alternate ending to Se7en.
Times Union:Dan Le Batard of the Miami Herald wrote a column giving voice to the idea that sports journalists are lazy, ignorant and so forth and being real just isn’t worth the trouble now.
Sports Journalism: Dan Le Batard gets taken to task for bashing his own profession, and that profession is defended.
The Rugged: F is for…. a look at the state of modern relationships.
Sports Business Journal: The founders of have raised $6 million of their own and created a brand new website. Some are calling it Rivals 2.0. Not me though. I’m not clever enough to think of something like that.
Mommy Wants Vodka: That’s *cough* Mr. Butterfly *cough* to you. A funny tale of finding that perfect costume for your children. Even if you don’t have kids, take a gander at Aunt Becky’s wordsmithery. Shut up, it’s a word if I say it is.

Cheesecake for the men:

Katie Vernola, yes please. Clicky for mucho sized version

Cheesecake for the women:

William Badge Dale RAWWRRRR

Bonus Video:

Originally this commercial had an actual monkey, but PETA complained so they digitally removed him…

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