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Saturday May 21st 2011

Last Call: The Quickie Edition

If people actually show up tonight, I’ll keep adding content to this. It’s up to you folks.

Musical Interlude:

Linkage:

Mommy Wants Vodka: Aunt Becky has found her dream man. Really, he’s everyone’s dream man.

27b/6: According to my supervisor, there is no such thing as portals….

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Cheesecake for the fellows:

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Cheesecake for the ladies:

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25 Comments for “Last Call: The Quickie Edition”

  • Sculptor?!? says:

    I’m around tonight. Tired, but here.

  • PJDiaries says:

    FYI. I JUST MADE GUACAMOLE FOR THE WIFE FOR DINNER.

    Just thought you should know.

  • Martin says:

    Guacamole omlette here! That and a badly sprained ankle and a Burn Notice marathon means I’m a couchy potato!

  • Martin says:

    Also, as a lifelong conservative, the amount of support Sarah Palin gets makes me pinch my nose in frustration. My friend sent me a couple videos of her at Tea Party rallies, and she just sucks up the support, and they think she’s the best thing since sliced bread. I thought Obama was under-qualified, and she’s Obama-light. NFL season can’t get here soon enough so I can stop all these political voices in my head.

  • Old King Clancy says:

    I finally ordered Netflix so I can watch Seasons 3-5 of The Wire. Look out world. In 5 years, I might consider Facebook. Probably not.

  • Old King Clancy says:

    Also, we should have a contest to see who can be more cranky about the lack of readers and commenters. I was having a decent diva fit lately.

    • Sculptor?!? says:

      twitter is winning, what can I say? nearly everyone who used to comment here is over there.

      • Old King Clancy says:

        Call me non-tech savvy (you’d be right), but doesn’t that just create a giant clusterfuck that’s impossible to follow? Can you restrict your conversations? I can’t think of one thing to say that I’d want anyone and everyone to read because it’s so specific. Which is why I can’t follow conversations on it and get annoyed.

  • Old King Clancy says:

    I continue to say that if you ever want to see the epitome of baffling human behavior, go on a job search. I should write a book about this. Anyway, today’s installment: A school I applied to called me while I was in the shitter and didn’t leave a message. I called back a minute later to see who it was and they were closed. It’s the employment equivalent of Ding Dong Ditch. Some a-hole’s making prank calls at work.

  • Old King Clancy says:

    Also, what was up with the glamour shot yesterday? Good work on someone’s part.

  • Martin says:

    I really can’t understand the appeal of Twitter as a “chat room”. It’s like following a dozen one sided conversations, as Clancy put it. And not like it’s anything other then scatter shot trying to be more funny then the next person in 140 words (120? I have no idea) or less. As something for, let’s say Mike Florio, to get out quick snippets of info to “followers” it’s cool, but otherwise it seems like jsut a massive circle jerk where nobody is even looking at each other.

  • PJDiaries says:

    The popularity of Twitter goes along with the soft core porn you have free access to in the bathroom stall. Why is this so complicated?

  • Martin says:

    I have soft core porn? Damn!

  • Sculptor?!? says:

    I don’t know why it’s as popular as it is. I do use it as a personal comedy stream, but you can’t have an in-depth conversation. You can follow a “conversation” if you’re following everyone involved in it – but unlike here, where you can read what everyone writes, if you’re missing some of the people, the conversations often don’t make sense.


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