If people actually show up tonight, I’ll keep adding content to this. It’s up to you folks.
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Mommy Wants Vodka: Aunt Becky has found her dream man. Really, he’s everyone’s dream man.
27b/6: According to my supervisor, there is no such thing as portals….
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Cheesecake for the fellows:
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Cheesecake for the ladies:
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Ooooo, a teaser! You dick.
Assholes win. Nice guys fail abjectly.
I’m around tonight. Tired, but here.
FYI. I JUST MADE GUACAMOLE FOR THE WIFE FOR DINNER.
Just thought you should know.
bleck. she can have it all.
With a mortar and pestle? Or some other lesser way of making it?
Guacamole omlette here! That and a badly sprained ankle and a Burn Notice marathon means I’m a couchy potato!
Also, as a lifelong conservative, the amount of support Sarah Palin gets makes me pinch my nose in frustration. My friend sent me a couple videos of her at Tea Party rallies, and she just sucks up the support, and they think she’s the best thing since sliced bread. I thought Obama was under-qualified, and she’s Obama-light. NFL season can’t get here soon enough so I can stop all these political voices in my head.
i don’t understand her appeal. she’s insipid – what do the baggers see in her?
I finally ordered Netflix so I can watch Seasons 3-5 of The Wire. Look out world. In 5 years, I might consider Facebook. Probably not.
When are you joining Twitter? 2118?
If I wanted to hear one side of conversations, I’d just stand next to a popular person on the phone.
Also, we should have a contest to see who can be more cranky about the lack of readers and commenters. I was having a decent diva fit lately.
twitter is winning, what can I say? nearly everyone who used to comment here is over there.
Call me non-tech savvy (you’d be right), but doesn’t that just create a giant clusterfuck that’s impossible to follow? Can you restrict your conversations? I can’t think of one thing to say that I’d want anyone and everyone to read because it’s so specific. Which is why I can’t follow conversations on it and get annoyed.
I’ll put something together and give you a B.Sc in twitter.
/pushes glasses back up nose
I continue to say that if you ever want to see the epitome of baffling human behavior, go on a job search. I should write a book about this. Anyway, today’s installment: A school I applied to called me while I was in the shitter and didn’t leave a message. I called back a minute later to see who it was and they were closed. It’s the employment equivalent of Ding Dong Ditch. Some a-hole’s making prank calls at work.
Dude, that sucks
Also, what was up with the glamour shot yesterday? Good work on someone’s part.
I got a bunch of them as a cross promotional collaboration we did. I was much fatter then.
I really can’t understand the appeal of Twitter as a “chat room”. It’s like following a dozen one sided conversations, as Clancy put it. And not like it’s anything other then scatter shot trying to be more funny then the next person in 140 words (120? I have no idea) or less. As something for, let’s say Mike Florio, to get out quick snippets of info to “followers” it’s cool, but otherwise it seems like jsut a massive circle jerk where nobody is even looking at each other.
The popularity of Twitter goes along with the soft core porn you have free access to in the bathroom stall. Why is this so complicated?
I have soft core porn? Damn!
I don’t know why it’s as popular as it is. I do use it as a personal comedy stream, but you can’t have an in-depth conversation. You can follow a “conversation” if you’re following everyone involved in it – but unlike here, where you can read what everyone writes, if you’re missing some of the people, the conversations often don’t make sense.