Tonight, Friday August 6th in Birmingham, AL at the Birmingham Jefferson Convention Complex there will be a charity roast of Joe Namath to benefit The Children’s First Foundation, a charity in which Namath apparently firmly believes since he has a link to them on his personal website. Yes, Joe Namath has a personal website. No, I don’t know for what possible reason. According to my cursory internet research this is not the first roast at which Namath has been toasted (see here and here.) Actually, it seems as though Broadway Joe is a bit of a roast whore. If you give it away too much, Joe, people won’t value getting to make fun of what a drunk asshole you were on that Monday night football game. Have some self respect, man. I first heard about the roast listening to the Paul Finebaum radio program in my car a while back. I believe Finebaum is going to be the MC for the event if he can stand having his head out of Nick Saban’s ass that long. The only thing I can tell that sets this roast of the Super Bowl-winning quarterback apart is Suzy Kolber will be the lead roaster. That’s right. Kolber will get to confront her former assailant and verbally kickbox him like Jennefer Lopez in Enough. Let’s hope she paid funny people to write her jokes for her.
Your best roast of Namath in the comments.
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So, Joe Namath is so ugly that he… uh…uh…
/performance anxiety
It’s ok, bud. Take your time. We all bomb once in a while- just look at my twitter feed.
“I was appalled when Joe Namath tried kissing me on the sidelines. No, it wasn’t because he was making unwelcomed advances on me in front of a national TV audience, but rather because he smelled like Zima and Asian Body Oils.”
Joe Namath’s member is TINY! He has to put hot sauce on it just so the ladies can feel something!
/lampanelli’d
hahaha