As we’ve all noticed, Last Call seems to be strung up with cancer. It’s not on it’s death bed, yet, but it needs to do something radical to shake it off. Have any of y’all got some suggestions? Should I replace the Monday Last Call with a MNF live blog? Should I post excerpts from my novel? Should I have sex with your mothers and post the 12 second videos here? Should I change the name to Allison Brie-Rachel Bilson anal three way inter-racial midget amputee fetish porn night, you know so that we catch some Internet traffic? Oh hi there Internet traffic. Anyways, let us continue to try and brainstorm to save this once great institution. Cheers.
Musical Interlude:
Linkage:
Dorkly: Five tips for pwning the videogame housing crisis.
Kotaku: I have no idea why I found this on Kotaku, but whatever, I’m glad I did. The laws of physics may vary by the area of jurisdiction. Is your mind=blown yet?
EDSBS: The Howard Schnellenberger top 25.
Sportress Of Blogitude: Browns fans have to take a trip in the wayback machine to fine a reason to love the team.
Hammer Fisted: Ex??? Gally blog writer, gimpy, dusts off the satire gloves and breaks down Shark Fights 13 as Don Frye.
Bonus Video:
IT GETS BETTER EVERY TIME!!!!
Outro:
Yo, I’m here for a bit. Tried to get an Ines Sainz post finished without much luck.
why no luck?
Since my entire life is basically a cautionary tale, I do not recommend having Jamie Allen, the big dude from the Coors Light coach commercials, stomp on your Teva-clad foot during a wild celebration of the Skins win. Teaches me to go around bear-hugging people. And to think I was just losing my inhibitions about touch.
Well, at least y’all won right?
No, it teaches you to wear proper shoes, duh.
Really going big time with the name dropping, eh?
Next thing you know I’ll be giving Mr. Opportunity a hand job.
Terry Tate, Office Linebacker, was crestfallen by the outcome.
I dunno. I’m out of ideas for CPR.
Don’t people know there’s free porn and fritattas?
*shrugs* maybe they don’t like porn anymore?
Blasphemy
no one told me about the fritattas
They’re beside the ficus
I have to change my twitter avatar to a Bieber pic because of a bet in fantasy football. FML. Thankfully it’s only for a week.
Hahaha
This will be great. Is this an ongoing bet (each week), or just a one-time deal?
one time and prob last time
Nadal is bad mamajamma. did not pay bussy grinder tennis last night.
Yeah, he’s kind of alright.
And yet Rivers still bitches like a 9 year old on the football field, and they call him a leader of that team. Any wonder why the Chargers never win except on talent alone. These guys take responsibility like a politician at a debate.
“MF can’t hold me” – Brian Orakpo
Clinton Portis is so old-school he makes idiotic comments ON THE RADIO rather than Twitter.
I just saw a guy with a “NO BITCHASSNESS” t-shirt on the L. Takes me back to the good old days of sports blogging community.