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Tuesday December 20th 2011

Nike, Get Your Lawyers On the Phone!

Yeah, it’s Groundhog Day and I feel like I’m reliving something. Hmm, this Gillette commercial sure does sound familiar.

Where on earth do I remember it from?

I think I remember it from when it was a Nike commercial and when it was awesome.

Saul Williams for the motherfucking win! Work harder, Don Draper, because Nike’s better is better than your ready, you Vanilla Ice, Black Eyed Peas, plagiaristic motherfucker!

 


Jackasses.


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