Sports, Satire and Bad Jokes

No, You Suck: A Totally Rational Reply to a Small Town Journalist

• March 9th, 2010
• Posted in FJM
• By K-Gun

You haven’t heard of John Dudley. Why? Because you a) have never lived in Erie, PA, b) are a fan of intelligence or c) Jay Mariotti is all the blowhard you need. Dudley writes- in the loosest “there are words on paper that he put there” sense of the word- for the Erie Times-News as No related posts.[ READ MORE ]

They Call Me…The Chokey Chicken

• February 27th, 2010
• Posted in Entertainment . Random Deviations
• By K-Gun

A Russian hockey team with an amount of firepower that would make even SPECTRE’s most elite evil scientists blush goes out with a whimper against a Canadian team that was considered dead in the water just two days prior. Throw in some early playoff exits, and the face of the team, Alex Ovechkin, is starting No related posts.[ READ MORE ]

I Bet I Could Medal In Jaywalking

• February 20th, 2010
• Posted in In All Seriousness
• By K-Gun

NBC’s Olympic coverage has come under fire for just about everything. Tape delays, terrible coverage of the sports themselves, and causing Emperor Penguins to change their migration patterns; they’re all valid. Deadspin devoted most of a day to it, and this post highlighted a large problem. That is, the games are marketed as a two-week Related posts:

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You’re in Big Tweleven-10 Country

• February 12th, 2010
• Posted in In All Seriousness
• By K-Gun

If you’ve been near the internets at all today[Edit:this post was supposed to go up before yesterdays events occured], you’ve probably seen various reports that the Big Televen is courting Texas rather hard. If not, your tubes may be plugged, impeding your progress to the blagosphere. People smarter than me have broken down the potential No related posts.[ READ MORE ]

Doppleganger Week: It’s Spreading Like Country Crock

• February 5th, 2010
• Posted in Random Deviations
• By K-Gun

If you’re anything like me (which is a shame, in many, many regards), you’ve been horribly annoyed at the “Doppleganger Week” thing that’s spread on Facebook. Does anyone care that I bare a resemblance to a chubby Alton Brown or a skinny Drew Carey? I think not. What I do care about are long, convoluted No related posts.[ READ MORE ]

The Pro Bowl Sucks. Now What?

• January 29th, 2010
• Posted in Ranting . Uncategorized
• By K-Gun

On the off-chance that you’ve been in a biodome for 15 years (and/or are physically incapable of scrolling down to the post below this one), it may come as news that the Pro Bowl is a joke. You’re also probably sick of hearing “The Safety Dance,” but I digress. The game of football isn’t something No related posts.[ READ MORE ]