Blogkakke is our collection of the latest and greatest to hit the interwebs. If you have something that you would like to see here, or just want to mock me for being Canadian, our contact information is up at the top right and there’s always the comment section.
Musical Interlude:
Linkage: Animal New York: The Nation is releasing a fake version of Sarah Palin’s book on the same day her book comes out. It sounds the same and looks the same, how many dumbasses are going to buy the wrong one? Deadspin: Somebody must have pissed in AJ’s cornflakes today, as he’s taken an unannounced steaming dump on ESPN’s chest today. Not just this article either, stay tuned to Deadspin today. Sports Illustrated: Joe Posnanski talks about Joe Paterno. It’s a long, but good read. NBC DFW: Drew Magary suggests that all celebrity Twitters are boring and useless except for Roger Ebert’s. Slate: Everyone is making fun of this, so I may as well post it. Slate states that Creed was very underrated. Midwest Sports Fans: Ramblings of The Unmotivated: Brandon thinks the NFL needs more people like Ocho Cinco. I completely agree. NY Mag: Leitch found an Amazing commenter at the NY Mag site today. If they’re not already a writer somewhere they should be. Check out his comments from today. The Rookies: The sixth week of The Quarterback Chronicles. Mr. Irrelevant: Matt Mosley of ESPN says that Haynesworth is underachieving. Chris FJM’s that notion.
This week is a big week for Jay Cutler. It really is. Despite only having a 3-2 record on the season and throwing 10 TD’s WITH 7 INT’s, the Bears have signed him to a two year $30 Million extension worth a guaranteed $20 Million. Chicago Tribune columnist Steve Rosenbloom had this to say about the signing,
You can’t call the Bears cheap anymore. Not when they agree to pay Jay Cutler as if he were having Kyle Orton’s season[edit. oh snap!]
Giving Cutler more money for more years here is a no-brainer for the Bears. Then again, investing a guaranteed $20 million in a guy you’re protecting with Frank Omiyale shows no brains by the Bears.Unless the goal is to leave Cutler with no brain waves.Maybe the Bears expect Cutler to spend some of his signing bonus on a left guard. And maybe a left tackle. And perhaps a center.
So what does this mean to you and me? Absolutely nothing, unless your a Bears fan. If you’re a Bears fan it means that you have signed up the Young Gunslinger or Brett Favre 2.0 to a long term contract. Will it help them? I’m not a highly paid analyst but I think it will, though you could say that I’m as qualified as an analyst.
And Jay, no more drinking the cheap stuff. When you go out, it’s nothing but the stuff from the top shelf from now on.
The Morning After Pill is our daily recap of the previous days events in the sporting world. Certain teams/sports are left out due to an extreme lack of caring or a hangover.
Blogkakke is our collection of the latest and greatest to be caught in the Internets. If you have something you would like to see here, or just want to tell us how shitty a job we are doing, our contact info is up at the top right and there’s always the comment section.
Musical Interlude:
Linkage: DC Sports Blog: Rich Gannon sits down with Dan Snyder and tells him the Redskins are like the Raiders. Black Sports Online: At a charity event Jeff Fisher, coach of the Titans, wore a Peyton Manning jersey to feel like a winner. Seriously. Hugging Harold Reynolds: Hate work? Pretend you’re back in college and win video games. Deadspin: The Tuesday open mailbag, or The joys of very large, old public urinals. National Football Post: NFL Week 6 recap with Bobby Big Wheel. Wall Street Journal: Is it time to ban NFL domes? Dome teams are a combined 30-19 right now, and that includes St. Louis and Detroit. Wired: Samuel L Jackson explains Google Wave. Stamford Advocate: Did you know Jim Nantz makes $7million a year? Yeah. And now he’s getting divorced and banging a 29 year old. The white mans dream or something. The Phoenix Pub: Ailanthus Altissima talks about the business of college ball. MLive: Buzz Bissinger declares the death of Moneyball.
The Morning After Pill is our daily recap of the previous days sporting events. Some teams/sports are left out due to extreme lack of caring or hangover. Deal with it.
NFL:
Come any closer and I'll cock punch you.
The Broncos beat the Chargers 34-23 to move to 6-0. Eddie Royal returned a punt and kick for TD.
MLB:
Look at the guy hugging him. Why does it look like he's about to punch him in the dick?
The Yankees lost last night 5-4 to the Angels in the 11th inning. Do you smell that? It’s the sweet smell of New Yorker despair.
Blogkakke is our collection of the latest and greatest to hit the Interwebs. If you have something that you think should be here, or you just want to laugh at Logic for being a Notre Dame fan, our contact information is at the top right and there’s always the comment section.
Musical Interlude:
I had totally forgotten all about Salad Fingers.
Linkage: The Phoenix Pub: Old King Clancy writes about hating the team that your a fan of. Mr. Irrelevant: Was Hacksaw Dan behind the benching of Jason Campbell? The Big Lead: Notre Dames big problem for next year isn’t Weis, but Clausen. Technorati: The State of the Blogosphere. via. Matt Sussman NY Times: A computer program has been written which is capable of writing sports stories. On its own. But can it write dick jokes? via. Lang Whitaker Sports Pickle: Rex Ryan puts out a bounty on the Jets. Animal New York: Jonathan Ames, creator of Bored to Death on HBO, used Twitter to find someone to watch his show with. He doesn’t own a TV himself. Crazy. Buzz Feed: A handy little flow chart that describes when you should use the Comic Sans font. I’ve been wrong all these years. via. Michelle Collins Balls Don’t Lie: Shaq continues to impress Wilmer Valderrama. Purple Jesus Diaries: It’s awful Viking friendly here today, but PJD recaps the Vikings game and makes a haiku. Making a haiku will likely get you a link here.
We will not in fact be live blogging girls, but infact College Football.
That’s right folks, it’s Saturday and you know what that means. 10 hours of glorious College Football. That also means up to 10 hours of glorious live blog action. So go on, kick your shoes off, put your feet up and grab the nearest beer, bourbon or ass and get ready for football.
Keyboard cat has nothing on me I tell ya. Nothing.
Blogkakke is our collection of the latest and greatest that the Internet has to offer. If you have something for here, or would just like to ask gimp what a cock tastes like, our contact information is over on the right and there’s always the comment section.
Musical Interlude:
So what if it’s not a song per se? Eddie Van Halen still kicks ass.
Links: With Leather: Kim Kardashian is dating Reggie Bush again. Anyone ever notice that she’s kind of attractive? KSK: Just because he’s in Vegas, Ufford takes over the Always be Covering section. Follow his bets, or don’t and keep your money. The Rookies: Skating Tomato gives his second recap of the NHL. Style Points: One of George Foremans sons is involved with Amy Winehouse? See the ? makes it legit. Deadspin: Guess what guys? Another new commenting system at Deadspin? Another new commenting system at Deadspin. Sports Pickle: NHL network Deportes gets its first viewer. Gary Bettman rejoices. Food Court Lunch: Butter Chicken goes to the gym. Sporting Madness: Fear and Loathing and Blogs in Las Vegas. Blogs with Balls day 1 recap by Bucholtz Second String Fullback: It’s footballday, which means that Samer is back with his weekly picks. The Sporting Blog: Vancouver’s Olympic medals are artistic, unique and partly recycled.
The Morning After Pill is where we recap the previous days events in the sporting world. Certain sports/teams are left out due to an extreme lack of caring or hangovers. Sometimes it’s because we’re in jail, but that’s normally not a problem.
Due to said hangover, I’m going to do something different here today. Instead of writing down words, that you probably wont read, it’s picture time.
It might be the Roids talking but hold me.
The Phillies beat the Dodgers 8-6. Ibanez hit a 3 run HR.
It's all Obama's fault
With Limbaugh out of the picture, could Marshall Faulk take his place? The question mark makes it legit. (more…)
