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Links: Deadspin: The week 6 NFL dick joke jamboroo Ramblings of the Unmotivated: Brandons Blogs with Balls day 1 wrap up. The Phoenix Pub: F’(x) continues his fanalytics series with volume 2: The Single Sports Blog With Leather: A high school coach is caught pulling a Pee Wee Herman at a Costco. The Sporting Blog: Shanoff takes his wake up call, amongst other things, to Vegas. KSK: The Sex and Fantasy Football mailbag, done by Unsilent.. Style Points: Since Jamarcus Russell’s NFL career is over, he’s going to play Tetris. Sportress of Blogitude: It’s all Obama’s fault that Rush Limbaugh can’t buy the Rams. Hail Mary Jane: Help Police. Somebody stole my weed. No Spain, No Gain: Sarah Spain’s new blog. Check it out. Denver Post: Balloon craft takes off with 6 year old boy and lands without him. Gimp would like to add, “As a child I always wondered if you got high enough in the clouds could you see heaven. One young boy might just find out.”
If you didn’t know or are retarded, Blogs With Balls 2.0 is going on right now in Vegas. I was supposed to go, but shit happened and instead I’m in the wintery North blogging away about nothing.
This video is one of the great videos, blogs and podcasts that the BWB group have done. This one is the intro to this weeks BWB 2.0. It has an alcoholic, needy desperate Will Leitch perhaps playing himself. It has AJ Daulerio as the egomaniacal, power hungry, mustachioed drug fiend that he’s known as in some circles. It also has my blogger hero, Matt Ufford, sleeping in a keyboard cat t-shirt in a park. When woken up, he eats pizza out of a bag, insists the key to blogging is traffic from writing stuff like MEGAN FOX NAKED THREE WAY DONKEY PORN in your post, and starts working out to NSYNC all while wearing no pants. Ah the blogger dream life, I wonder how long his battery lasts.
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Links: Buzz Feed: All of Kramer’s entrances on Seinfeld in chronological order. via. JE Skeets EDSBS: It’s a sad Mustache Wednesday folks. Sporcle: I just got introduced to Sporcle last night. If you read this site, you should be able to do this one. via. A_Altissima Purple Jesus Diaries: John David Booty finally escapes the confines of Minnesota With Leather: 2009′s Great NFL Moments in Tecmo Bowl KSK: The KSK book klub: Where Men Win Glory. If you click one of these links, click this one. Seriously. Smart Football: Malcolm Gladwell on Brain Injuries in Football. The Rookies: Week 5 of The Quarterback Chronicles. Style Points: In a bit of community service, John Daly shares his workout regimen and health tips with some youths.
Blogkakke is our collection of the latest and greatest that the internets have caught for us today. If you have something you would like to see here, or you just want to wish Berstreet a Happy Birthday, our contact info is up at the top right, and there’s always the comment section.
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Old school Black Flag.
Links: OBNUG: Mr. Fiskers takes Gregg Doyel to task. via. footballfringe Playboy: We’re in the Golden Age of Pills. Yes please. The Phoenix Pub: Midnight Madness is upon us, or how I learned to love College Basketball. Behind The Moat: Want to know how to treat the ladies? Give them the Nick Swishe experience. Sports Pickle: The throwback game wasn’t very accurate. It featured futuristic prices. Dr. Saturday: Shanoff introduces the you to the new Tim Tebow. Tim Tebow is Trent Dilfer 2.0, game manager. EDSBS: The 2009 season in graph form. KSK: When you see who the Meast of the week is, you’ll think Ufford picked it not BDD
The NFL season is now roughly one-quarter over. It’s a little hard to define, as the regular season is 17 weeks long. For those of you that failed math, 17 divided by four, is four and a quarter weeks. Mostly this post is coming up now, because I’m a little lazy and I spent last week in the stupor of insomnia. Enough about me though, onto the recap.
AFC North: The Bengals are one of the big surprises this season. They are 4-1 and currently sit atop of the division. They’re doing it with a surprisingly solid defense and strong running from Cedric Benson, of all people. Carson Palmer not being hurt and Chad Ochocinco playing effectively is also a bonus. Baltimore and Pittsburgh are both 3-2, but have in division losses whilst the Bengals don’t.
AFC South: The Colts are, as I predicted, off to a strong start. They sit 5-0, and even though the run D isn’t as strong as I thought it would be, they are doing enough to help the team get by. They’ve defeated two division rivals, and look like one of the best teams in football. The Titans have fallen off the face of the Earth, and are winless. Both Jax and Houston alternate from looking great to shitting the bed, depending on the week.
AFC West: Wow! This division is making me and everyone else who picked the Chargers look stupid right now. Almost everyone decried the Broncos as useless, and I wish I could have that pick back. The Broncos are 5-0 at this point in the season and have won their only divisional game. The defense is playing very well right now, and the team is +56 in point differential. The Chargers are lagging behind with a 2-2 record, though they play the Broncos next week and have a chance to make things interesting. Oakland at least has a win already, but they arguably have the worst NFL QB of all time. KC is looking better, but they are winless.
AFC East: The Patriots are 3-2, which at the moment puts them in second place within the division. The Jets, who nobody picked to be good are in first at 3-1, though they have a big divisional game tonight against the Dolphins. Miami is 1-3 with last year’s hero, Chad Pennington – out for the season and possibly his career – with a busted shoulder. Buffalo is looking like it could be the first team to fire its coach. Dick Jauron is pathetic, but they did stupidly sign him to an extension. As I predicted, Tom Brady isn’t his old self, and teams have figured out a way to get to him. The Jets are getting decent offense from Mark Sanchez, and they are playing inspired D behind new coach, Rex Ryan. (more…)
The Morning After Pill is our daily recap of the goings on in the sporting world. Certain teams and sports are left out due to either lack of caring or an extreme hangover. Maybe a weak hangover also, we’re kind of soft like that.
NFL: Well of course it happened this way. I had real live actual money on the Jags beating the banged up Seahawks, and I was sure it was a brilliant idea. Sure they were small underdogs on the money line, but they came into the game on an impressive performance and the Hawks came into the game off a whuppin. That and they were really banged up, but Matt Hasselbeck returned proved that he is a real QB or something. The Hawks cruised to a 41-0 win as Hasselbeck threw for 4 TD’s. Tony Romo wasn’t as confused as he was last week when he didn’t realize he was on fourth down. This week he realized that he was in fact playing in the fifth, or overtime, quarter of the game versus the Kansas City Chiefs. The Chiefs stormed out to a big lead before allowing Dallas back into the game. Kansas City stormed back with a late TD, but wimped out in going for OT instead of trying for the two point conversion and the win. Considering that they’re both about a 50% chance, they made the wrong choice. Dallas threw to this weeks soon to be most sought after waiver wire pickup, Miles Austin, and he scored the winning TD. On the day he had 10 receptions for 250 yards and 2 TD’s. In what’s sure to be labeled as a between teacher and student by all lazy reporters such as myself, Denver beat New England in overtime to move to 5-0. Orton proved to be a player that people should have maybe picked up for Fantasy Football as he threw for 330 yards and 2TD’s. The big upset of the day was the Bengals defeating the Ravens. I don’t care what you think, it’s my upset of the day so there. Carson Palmer threw the winning touchdown at the end of an 80 yard drive that was powered by Baltimore penalties. Stupid Ravens, I’m sure Xmas Ape is happy though.
College Football: Colorado coach, Dan Hawkins, benched his son Cody Hawkins, after throwing his 9th interception in 5 games. Colorado fans are rejoicing over this but whatever, the Buffaloes haven’t been relevant since Hawkins took over as coach. The Texans could be in tough shape for the Red River Shootout. Both of their top two running backs went out with injuries. The Southern Miss punter who was shot in his home on Friday, has died according to a report published on ESPN. He was the second string punter, and the police are treating it as either an accident or suicide. (more…)
We will not in fact be live blogging girls, but in fact College Football.
Well it’s that time again. Time for the weekly Saturday morning/afternoon and sometimes evening NCAA College Football live blog. As per usual, we start with the early SEC game, as that is the only early game that I get up here in Canada. From there, we kind of move on to whatever football is on. I emphasize the bigger games, but our unofficial 5th member and College Football live blogger, Lowercase, covers all the “smaller” games from “lesser” conferences.
So click the link to move on to the live blog. Yes you still have to click on a button, and when I get back from Blogs with Balls, I will remedy that.
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Yeah you all saw it yesterday, but so what.
Links Bloomberg: A good read on Monty Pythons 40th anniversary. Yeah 40. via. Bucholtz The Globe and Mail: Cameron Wake has made a made a solid transition from the CFL to the NFL so far. via. Bucholtz KSK: The weekly Sex and Fantasy Football mailbag. Second String Fullback: The fifth edition of Footballday. Maybe I should read this before making bets, he seems to be pretty on this year. Sports Pickle: Or maybe DJ Gallo is the football messiah. Last week he went 13-1 in NFL picks. And he’s funny. Fifth Down Blog: Chris Brown, no not that one, explains to you simpletons how the Wildcat actually works. Food Court Lunch: General Tao gives mathematical proof why Justin Timberlake should have won the Nobel Peace Prize. Avoiding the Drop: Magnakai Haaskivi explains why why soccer rule changes make far more sense than the NFL SB Nation: Should the Bengals have won that game in OT? When I watched, I thought the winning kick missed, but I blamed it on the alcohol. Apparently I wasn’t the only one. via. Chris Mottram Ramblings of the Unmotivated: Braylon Edwards gets taken out with the trash. @J_Allens_Mullet: I told you that thing had a mind and personality of its own. Now it has it’s own Twitter account.
Blogkakke is our collection of the latest and greatest that the interwebs has to offer. Todays selection will be made up entirely of stuff that got posted around the giant Twitter Fail. If you have something that you would like to see here, or you just want to ask Logic if that rash cleared up, our contact info is up at the top right and there’s always the comment section.
The Links: Balls Don’t Lie: Mark Cuban believes that this Mavs team is far superior to the team that went to the ’06 Finals. Via. JE Skeets. The Rumble: The New York Times has finally warmed up to MMA. via. Cousins of Ron Mexico. SB Nation: Cadillac Williams is going to be the full on starter in Tampa Bay. via. Andrew Bucholtz Sportress of Blogitude: David Feherty is the next great hottie CFB sideline reporter. via. Walk Off Walk: Everything exciting in Marcus Giles life happens on a highway. via. Avoiding the Drop: Fuse’s ridiculously hard Thursday Soccer challenge. via. Avoiding the Drop Boston.com: ESPN and WEEI join forces, or as Drew said, “Awww, loogit: Satan and Dracula had a baby.” via. Drew Magary SB Nation: Shawn Merriman does not care for the opinions of a person, even when said person is the teams GM. So I guess Shawn’s a rape robot, I didn’t know they existed yet. via. Chris Mottram Waxin And Milkin: In a social experiment, Volkswagen turns a set of stairs into a piano. Watch the video. via. JE Skeets Epic Carnival: The 25 best Sports Illustrated swimsuit videos of all time. Of all time. via. HHReynolds
Blogkakke is the best of the of the best of the internet. It’s like the Rocky Balboa of internet linkage. If you have something that you’d like to see here or just would like to creep on Berstreet, then our contact information is up at the top right, and there’s always the comment section.
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]The Company behind the video game, EVE Online, did this self-promotional video for their Fanfest in Iceland.
Links: Washington Post: Josh Zerkle doesn’t think that Rush Limbaugh owning the St. Louis Rams would be so horrible. I concur. Mouthpiece Sports: The deep existential sadness of Devin Hester’s Twitter account. via@PeteGaines. Mystery Google: Gives you the results of what the person before you searched for. The Rumble: UFC 105 has been officially announced. CRM swears that there’s at least two jokes in there. The Phoenix Pub: Lowercase projects the BCS The Sporting Blog: Mike Tunison’s piece on differing rule applications as applied to the Raiders. Sports Pickle: Cash strapped schools are killing their mascots to sell the meat and pelts for money. Balls Don’t Lie: The top 10 NBA coaches of the last decade. EDSBS: It’s Mustache Wednesday Bitches. KSK: To celebrate his Birthday, Drew double dips in the pick on Peter King pot this week. Send drew a happy Birthday, or not. Whatever.
