If people actually show up tonight, I’ll keep adding content to this. It’s up to you folks.
Musical Interlude:
Linkage:
Mommy Wants Vodka: Aunt Becky has found her dream man. Really, he’s everyone’s dream man.
27b/6: According to my supervisor, there is no such thing as portals….
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Cheesecake for the fellows:
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Cheesecake for the ladies:
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This upcoming article is based on information that came out August 9th, so if my mathematical skills are accurate it is officially Internet old skool. I also don’t recall seeing it anywhere, so either a) You didn’t hear about it. b) You don’t give a shit, or c) You didn’t hear about it and didn’t care about it until someone ranted about it in a manner resembling Andy Rooney drunkenly rambling on about how the Korean War continues to affect the prices of tapioca. Where was I, oh yeah, regurgitated old Internet news. So every year, well recently, the NFL launches the season with a sort of mini concert featuring up to ten of the days biggest musical stars. Sometimes they may not actually be big stars, but musical acts who are running low on their adderal and codein scrips and need some quick cash. In the past, acts have included: Aerosmith, Britney Spears, Toby Keith, the cast of Rent, Joey Fatone and your uncle Leo’s mariachi band.
Hey, it’s their party and they can do whatever they want. Well this year, they decided that they hate us fans. They would rather us become complacent and fall asleep before the games start rather than get pumped up. Instead of picking a band(s) that would pump us up, like oh Mastodon, Metallica, Avenged Sevenfold, or even an act like Jay-Z with Kid Cudi, Wale and Eminem(which would pump us up, but in a different way than the aforementioned rawk groups.) At least when they put us to sleep during the half-time of the Super Bowl, we’ve already been entertained gotten to blind face drunk to realize what’s going on.
This year they went with Taylor Swift and mother fucking Dave Matthews. OMG RAWK ON MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!! I’M SO FUCKING EXCITED I’M GOING TO EXPLODE SO HARD IN MY PANTS THAT MY DICK IS GOING TO FALL OFF. ARE YOU EXCITED FOR THIS:
OR HOW ABOUT THIS FUCKERS?!?!?
So umm, yeah. Fuck you Taylor Swift. Fuck you Dave Matthews. Fuck you Jim Irsay. Fuck you Roger Goodell. Fuck you NFL. You fucking god damn shit weasel, master blenders of fine semen, pieces of cunt lint. Why couldn’t it have been this:
Source Article-NFL
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Sorry for the abbreviated Last Call today, but I’ve not been by my computer and will be away all night. Perhaps one of the other site authors will add to this tonight. Anyways, you all know what to do here.
Linkage:
The Wilderness Downtown: Whether you like The Arcade Fire or not, this is pretty cool. Also a nice demonstration of HTML5 which is the future of the Internet
Cheesecake:
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If that guy had a beer, he could totally be you. Imagine that. Football, beer and Jessica Alba’s boobs all within your domain. It totally could happen for you if you follow up with the opportunity that we here at The Gally Blog are presenting to you. With the upcoming NFL and NCAA football seasons quickly approaching, it is our busy season here at TGB. Because we’re inherently lazy imbibing in our beer and boobs whilst watching copious amounts of football, we need more writers here.
What’s that? More writers you say? Yes indeedy. If you write at or lower than a fourth grade level* and like boobs, beer and/or football, then you’re a perfect match for TGB. Do you want to write a once a week piece about how much the Steelers suck, or an 18,000 word sprawling expose on how the forward pass ruined football? Do you want to drunkenly compile your thoughts about how every team in the NFL, except yours of course, sucks floppy donkey dick? Do you want to analyze game footage and create your own brand new statistic that will revolutionize CFB? Or do you just want to make half assed predictions about the upcoming weeks games? If you answered yes, maybe, perhaps, not a chance, no or fuck no to any or all of those scenarios, then you are a perfect fit for the TGB team.
Below is Logic’s actual girlfriend that he managed to pick up** solely based on the football dick jokes that he writes here, if you needed anymore convincing.
*If you write above that level, we’ll probably accept you too.
**roofie
To accept the great power and rewards that come with this responsibility, send me mail here
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Hello Blogfrica and random readers. We here at the Gally Blog consider ourselves something of a sporting website. We may not exactly be credentialed, or sober, but that doesn’t make us unqualified to pretend we are. The NFL season is nearly upon us and with that is Fantasy Football. So we here are going to combine all of that. We’re holding a Blogger Fantasy Football exhibition. Some of us here at the Gally Blog will be participating, as will members of the sports blogging community for ultimate bragging rights. This year there is a prize for the winner. Last year it was just for the pride of winning, or coming in almost dead last like Gimp. Yeah, that’s right, this is the SECOND ANNUAL Gally Blog Sports Blogger Fantasy Football League of No Pants. Next year I’ll see if I can increase the title length, because that just doesn’t seem long enough.
We will do regular updates about it, and I’m sure logic will go crazy if he wins. If you or someone you know is interested in participating or sponsoring, hit me up. My info is up at the top right, and the comments section is available as always. Now on to the current participants and their teams.
Myself: The Harry Seawords
Josh Zerkle and Brandon: Gally’s Broken Heart- Josh is the editor of With Leather, and contributor at KSK as well as at RedKix with Brandon.
Nonpopulist: Ground And Pound Zero- Nonpopulist writes here and at Nonpopulist:
Logic:: Condom’s Are So 80′s- Logic writes here and at Hammer Fisted
Hugging Harold Reynolds: HHCharmichael- HHR runs the Blogs With Balls conference and writes at Hugging Harold Reynolds
Andrew Bucholtz: Men Without Pants- Andrew is our reigning champion. He writes at Sporting Madness as well as everywhere else. If you ask nicely he’ll tell you, he’s Canadian after all.
lowercase: LeadTheLeagueInBeers- lowercase runs the awesomely detailed Football on The Fringe all by himself. He’s a CFB nut, so we won’t sweat him when he comes in last place.
Bryan Douglass: Reign of Fire- Bryan is the Managing Editor of the Fanball Sports Network as well as an Associate Editor for Fanball
Robert Littal: ?- Rob is the big chief over at Black Sports Online as well as a variety of other projects.
Fetch: Inappropriate Joke- Fetch is primarily known for his work at The Beadlemaniacs, but like many of the guys here is kind of a writing whore.
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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gally about the broken soul diet. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
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Quick Links:
The Morning News: Stop whatever it is that you are doing and click this. Right meow. Seriously. If you don’t read the whole thing and enjoy it, we are not friends and I’m going to stop paying your mother child support payments.
Cheesecake for the fella’s:
Cheesecake for the ladies:
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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gimp about that fetish he has, you know the one. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
Musical Interlude:
Cheesecake for the fella’s:
Cheesecake for the ladies:
Bonus Video:
You can thank @DangerGuerrero for that one. Yes, I know Vince ran it at Film Drunk, but DG sent that to me last Tuesday.
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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gally if running over a gypsy is the best way to lose weight, or are there more practical options. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
I’m quite behind today so I’ll be adding links as this thing goes on.
Musical Interlude:
Linkage:
Purple Jesus Diaries: PJD has big news for you all. Yes he still loves you, but he’s taking his other home to a new place and with a new network. Continue to support the guy would ya?
NY Mag: See folks, offensive and not terribly great writing can earn you a living in this world. Drew Magary has now added NY Mag to his writing stable. This is a piece that I might have to take to task later, but have your own opinions on it.
Steel Clink Alcatraz: The Greatest things that Danger Guerrero has ever seen, episode 3. No, not like that Star Wars Episode 3, but rather something good that comes in threes.
Daddys Sugar Ball: The AVP is closing it’s doors for the rest of the year. As in volleyball not Aliens Vs. Predators.
Sound Cloud: I’ve been hearing about this all day, but I’ve finally found it. Justin Bieber slowed down 800% sounds like crazy mind blowing music. Think Sigur Ros mixed with Massive Attack.
Film Drunk: NATALIE PORTMAN, MILA KUNIS SOMETHING SOMETHING LESBIAN BALLERINA SEX.
Film Drunk: I don’t generally link a site twice in the same link dump, but you ALL REALLY HAVE TO check out the FilmDrunk podcast. They call it the frotcast, but whatever they call it it’s sex for your ears. Good, good sex.
Cheesecake for the guys:
Cheesecake for the ladies:
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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask PJD if he still beats it to just as many men as women. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
Musical Interlude:
Linkage:
National Post: The slow decline of a great, as it applies to Roger Federer.
The Noob Dad: How to make your home as dangerous as possible for your kids.
Daryl Lang: Photos of some of the things that are the same distance from ground zero as the proposed mosque.
Talent Zoo: How to use Twitter to find a job. It appears that some of us could really use this.
You Tube: I can’t embed this so I’ll link it instead, but here’s an awesome alternate ending to Se7en.
Times Union:Dan Le Batard of the Miami Herald wrote a column giving voice to the idea that sports journalists are lazy, ignorant and so forth and being real just isn’t worth the trouble now.
Sports Journalism: Dan Le Batard gets taken to task for bashing his own profession, and that profession is defended.
The Rugged: F is for…. a look at the state of modern relationships.
Sports Business Journal: The founders of Rivals.com have raised $6 million of their own and created a brand new website. Some are calling it Rivals 2.0. Not me though. I’m not clever enough to think of something like that.
Mommy Wants Vodka: That’s *cough* Mr. Butterfly *cough* to you. A funny tale of finding that perfect costume for your children. Even if you don’t have kids, take a gander at Aunt Becky’s wordsmithery. Shut up, it’s a word if I say it is.
Cheesecake for the men: (more…)
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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask WSR if he got that memo about the TPS reports. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
Musical Interlude:
That video is kind of sexy. What? It is.
Linkage:
Film Drunk: Sylvester Stallone once auditioned for the part of Han Solo. Looking back at that sentence, I probably sound retarded. It’s okay, I’m already partially homeless drunk.
Blunt Card: This is kind of exactly what it sounds like. It’s a site full of faux cards that you can send electronically, and get this… they’re all blunt. It’s much more entertaining than my rambling description portrays it.
Foxy Blunt: Similar to the site above and yet completely different. A collection of beautiful, yet hilariously blunt greeting cards that you can order. They’re also going to be rolling out wallpaper, stationary and tshirts as the site has a really unique and attractive style. Oh, I received the I love you when I don’t hate you card before, and I’m quite enamored with it.
ESPN: A really cool article from ESPN’s Fantasy Football guru, Matt Berry, about statistical anomalies and how you can’t always judge the NFL by its numbers.
Gunaxin: 10 Ways to annoy your fantasy football league.
Eureka Alert: In an amazing breakthrough, scientists have found a way to regenerate nerve connections after a spinal injury in mice.
All Recipies: Feeling up to a big freaking culinary challenge? Try making this orange, green and white striped ravioli.
Slate: When did testicles become courageous, one reporter wonders.
Cheesecake for the ladies: (more…)
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