As part of our anniversary series I present a brief history of The Gally Blog
As is often the case with bloggers, I fight with insomnia. Combine that with the fact that I was/am a trained chef and bartender, and I wasn’t on a schedule conducive to a normal life. To combat my crushing 4am boredom I started this humble site with a series or nonsensical rambling posts. To be more factual, I started a free site on WordPress. In the beginning there were far less abortion jokes and the scope of the site was an anything goes, with an emphasis on video games, comics and sports. I wasn’t a good writer back then, and I’m probably not now but I was full of optimism and ideas. (more…)
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gally how best to be awesome. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
In todays big news, Last Call has a new permanent home here on Tuesdays. Don’t fret kiddies, it’s still here on Mondays but Weed had to drop out of the Tuesday edition due to his flux capacitor not handling the time/space continuum as it should.
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EDSBS: Spencer presents a sample piece he submitted for Will Leitch’s new book that didn’t make the final cut. You’ll have to read it to see why. SB Nation: Because everything you read on the Internet is true, everything is true. Why, we even interviewed Jared Allen’s Mullet twice this year. Well NBC Chicago took an obviously satirical piece from Hockey Independent and reported it as true. May as well have quoted The Bleacher Report. (more…)
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gimp how best to deal with a ficus. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
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Highdeas: We don’t necessarily condone drug use here at TGB, but Highdeas is a brilliant website. It’s a place where people can upload brilliant ideas they have when high. It’s brilliant. Brilliant. Wait, what was I saying? (more…)
Evening folks. It’s NFL draft time. We’re live blogging it, so come on in, grab a beer and tell your best abortion joke. Even though this post is up, the draft starts around 7:30 PM EST so feel free to start showing up at 7 PM EST. @nonpopulist @PJDiaries and @THELogic will also announce on Twitter when it goes up, so enjoy yourself folks. Remember, you’re free to do anything Ben Roethlisberger wouldn’t.
Can you feel the NFL draft fever heating up? Oooohhhh, it burns when I pee! We here at The Gally Blog decided to pool our knowledge and do a mock draft for you, the reader. Sure, we could have started doing mock drafts right after Alabama won the national championship, but it is MUCH easier to wait until everyone else does a mock draft so we can cheat off of other people’s work compare notes. In case you missed it, Part 1 is here.
11. Broncos (From Bears)- Gally: Derrick Morgan, DE, Georgia Tech. This team is berefit of receivers and tight ends that are able to catch the ball. With the trades of Brandon Marshall and Tony Scheffler, old neckbeard has no receiving safety blankets. They were weak defending the run last year, but with the top two DT’s already taken I think they trade down so they can take TE Rob Gronkowski or WR Demaryius Thomas. Having said that and this being a mock draft, not mock season sim with trade capabilities on the PS3, they take the best player on the board. Georgia Tech DE Derrick Morgan. Nonpopulist: Hey, my name’s Josh McDaniels, and I can win with anyone. I don’t need elite players. Do you know who I am? I coached under Bill freaking Belichick, Now marvel at my drafting cock.
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask why everyone from Minnesota is gay. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
Barking dogs, say what? Well, The Gally Blog has entered a partnership with Yardbarker Networks with Fox Sports. What does that mean to you the loyal reader? It means simply that we’re moving up in the world. Possible perks include more frequent posting, exclusive original content and more posts that are about sports and less about rape. Don’t worry though, there will still be posts about traveling through time to give Brett Favre’s mom a back alley
abortion. I promise. You can look forward to this development and pictures like the one below tomorrow.
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Rand Ball: Our own Amber Jones, aka. Berstreet meets and defeats the Double Down. Barely. (more…)
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gally the best way to get kicked out of a bar. Apparently he’s so good at it the manager will make up a nonsensical reason on the spot to do it. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
As you may have noticed we lost most of last weeks posting from here. Our glorious web hosts were having a sleepover in the server room and somebody spilled their sundae on our server. When they tried to clean it up, someone jiggled the cables and we lost 8 days worth of stuff. I’m trying to piece it together from cached files I find on the Internet, but it’s taking some time. If anyone thinks they could take over the often missing Blogkakke posts for a while, would ya get a hold of me. In a move to try something different tonight I think I got enough ficus’ for everyone. Hooray!
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High Contrast – Metamorphosis
It takes a minute, but wait for it to all kick in.
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Sports Pickle: They say you can’t judge a book by it’s cover. That’s bullshit. If the cover says its about back alley abortions, you know it’s a quality read. Well, your favorite team’s logo says something about you as well. (more…)
Holy hell batman. Just when I thought I couldn’t get any cooler, this 3 year old comes along and punks me and all of you. Mostly the all of you part. According to the verbiage on the other site, Boom Clips,
Wesley Muresan is just 3 years old and he can already do tricks on his snowboard! He was recently featured on NBC`s `The Today Show`.
When I was three I was running waddling around trying to not crap myself and failing most of the time. That, eating boogers and you know, getting easily distracted. Hey look, sparkles.
Since we haven’t been live blogging as much lately, I wanted to come up with a way for everyone to be able to interact with the site. PJDiaries told us two weeks ago that the best way to make an entertaining post, was Interactive MEME day. So today in honor of Hot Tub Time Machine, which kicks ass by the way, it’s Date Rape Van Time Machine. Create some lines for the upcoming Date Rape Van Time Machine movie, and share them with us. If you’re feeling less lethargic or apathetic, go here to make pictures like above and share the links with us.
I’ll get us started.
Is that… a disco ball?
Sweet fucking unicorn on that paint job man.
Wait… does the unicorn have an erection?
No. Your drink is supposed to bubble like that.
When you were shopping for shag carpet, did they only have it in gay?
I hope this grabs your attention for a couple moments. So participate and have fun with it, or tell me how retarded I am.
Obviously Panda’s are cute as all hell, I don’t need to tell you guys that. They’re relatively awesome too. Maybe not as awesome as Josh ranked them, but awesome none the less. As a responsible yet pantsless blogger, I feel it is my responsibility to warn you not to fuck with them though. Those things are dangerous, on drugs and apparently know kung fu. How else do you explain the psychotic drug fueled rage, or sick ninja skills the panda displays in getting revenge on the tree that caused it to hit the ground. Holy hell, talk about a run-on sentence but unless you’re going to unleash a panda army on me I think I’m safe in doing it again.
