Sports, Satire and Bad Jokes

This is news?!?

• March 10th, 2010
• Posted in News
• By Logic

When this time of year comes around, I typically get upset. I’m a Knicks fan, of course I’d get upset. I also don’t have any allegiance to a hockey team; so really…the time of year blows. It’s also the key in the argument to why the lower 2 sports (basketball and hockey) can’t keep up No related posts.[ READ MORE ]

You’re Fuckin’ Out

• March 9th, 2010
• Posted in News
• By Logic

I know we are a couple days late on this but it needs to be posted. Someone needs to talk about how Sloth from the Goonies can’t stop sticking his ham-fists in the opposite sex’s axe-wounds. Ben Roethlisberger is going to (at least) be going through his second civil trial for sexual assault. I say No related posts.[ READ MORE ]

War Machine is a Stupid Jerk

• March 5th, 2010
• Posted in Bile
• By Logic

I think we all know the insane story of Jon Koppenhaver. From the comments about Evan Tanner (or depending on how you look at it, the refusal to Joe Silva’s match, which is like refusing Don Corleone) that got him thrown out of the UFC, to the Gaybashing and then the name change. Then, like Related posts:

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The Twins: “Halp!”

• March 4th, 2010
• Posted in News
• By Logic

The Minnesota Twins are a pathetic franchise. They struggle to hold on to any sort of talent because the idiots in charge who make money off of the team are too cheap to spend money to get players that people want to see which in turn will get fans in the seats. I don’t care No related posts.[ READ MORE ]

The FBI Needs Priorities, MLB Needs Drugs

• March 3rd, 2010
• Posted in I don't get it
• By Logic

I write this, not as a Yankee fan concerned about A-Rod’s mental health or well being. I really couldn’t care less. We showed last year that A-rod needs to bang hot chicks to do well (See: Hudson’s butt, Kate). The reason I’m writing this, is that I have no idea why the FBI is involved Related posts:

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Hannah Storm is a Fashion Nightmare

• February 25th, 2010
• Posted in Bile
• By Logic

Amazing what one can do with DVR and an iPhone. Thanks to reader FlankerNips for the picture. Ok, now the Tony Kornheiser thing has been blown way out of proportion. Deadspin posted an article claiming that there could be an underbelly to the story…about how TK took a shot at Chris Berman’s weight. Jason Whitlock No related posts.[ READ MORE ]

Blogkakke

• February 24th, 2010
• Posted in Uncategorized
• By Logic

What’s up guys? A whole bunch of sports headlines, Brian Westbrook…LaDanian Tomlinson…Tony Kornheiser… Pffttt. There really isn’t anything going on that isn’t Olympics related. Whatever, I’m over it. Especially when Hillary Duff be blowin’ dudes and what not. Tunes: Company of Thieves- Even in the Dark (live at Horseshoe Bend in Arizona) First up, we got Ufford No related posts.[ READ MORE ]

A Way Too Long Fantasy Baseball Preview

• February 23rd, 2010
• Posted in Competition . Fantasy Baseball
• By Logic

If you haven’t noticed, I’m a blogger by convenience. Apparently I also say gay things, or so says a bunch of people who worship a purple team, have a sex slave as their avatar and someone who can’t stop thinking about wanking it. Not to mention the hottest blogger in Blogfrica! Pffttt. That’s like No related posts.[ READ MORE ]

UFC 110: Through the Eyes of a Criminal

• February 20th, 2010
• Posted in Uncategorized
• By Logic

UFC 110 Through the Eyes of Criminal Hey all you lonely, pathetic people! I missed the boat on all the invites for parties this weekend. Plus, I’m also working my real job at 8:00AM tomorrow. Does it matter? No! We can get a shit ton of alcohol and booze together over Chat Roulette! Or we No related posts.[ READ MORE ]

A Logical Interview With Kyle Turley

• February 18th, 2010
• Posted in Interviews
• By Logic

  Welcome everyone, to what could possibly be me peaking as a blogger. If you didn’t check out my post on The Michael Kay Show, check it out. That’s how it all started. I was listening to the radio, Michael Kay had Kyle on as a guest in Miami. They kept cutting Turley short on all Related posts:

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