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Monday December 5th 2011

‘Blogkakke’ Archive

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Blogkakke is our collection of the latest and greatest to grace the Internets. If you have something for here or just want to ask Chubs about his impending move to the south and all the sodomy that comes with that, there’s always the comment section or you could try tips@ thegallyblog.com

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Linkage:

Gamma Squad: The first graphic novel is headed for the big screen. Possibly. I’m still not sure on this graphic novel business, the only one I’ve read so far was The Watchmen. I liked it, but..
Mad Atoms: The realities of being a single guy… It’s not all sunshine, rainbows and herpes you know.
The Awl: Kids, that weird, bizarre, kind of creepy but good movie came out 15 years ago today.
The Smoking Jacket: While it’s documented that sleeping in the same bed as your partner has proven medical downsides, here are some of the hidden benefits.
Double Viking: 12 apparently awesome 80′s movies that are perfect. Obviously creating a list like this will create some controversy, and this one does indeed.
Wakooz: Some more of the differences between Men and Women. This is a good one.
The Atlantic Wire: I know some of you like Drew Magary and some of you hate him. Well last week he glossed over some basic fact checking for an article and got owned for it. Pwned if you would.
The Pioneer Woman: I know you just read what site this link is coming from and just wondered WTF? Well shut up. This is a simple, fantastically delicious recipe for you to try out, even if you’re one of those people that burns toast. Well, if you burn toast, maybe not.
Politics Daily: Okay, this is not your typical link fare, but I think it should be read. The Big Lead did not like this article and said that it shouldn’t have been written. Sculptor read it and said that people should read it and hopefully see some of themselves in it. I read it and loved it. Completely. Maybe I’m biased though, because this is an article I would have wrote in the same situation. In fact though the situation is similar but different, it’s kind of exactly what I’m thinking/going through right now, albeit with less acceptance. It’s probably a good approximation of my psyche right now, as written by another person.

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Blogkakke: Douche Juice Edition


Blogkakke is our collection of the latest and greatest to grace the Interwebz. Nonpopulist here, ain’t been ’round these parts as of late. I’ve been pushing my way through the work a day world of high pressure IT contracting . You don’t care about that, though. Talk at us through the comment section or you could try tips@ thegallyblog.com

Musical Interlude:

This is one of the simplest yet filthiest beats of all time in my opinion. I still know every word to this song. The first time I heard it was on the Boiler Room soundtrack. That, my friends, was a very underrated soundtrack. Pharoahe Monch, “Simon Says”



Linkage
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Our internet buddy Punte (Josh Zerkle) is in Las Vegas covering the World Series of Poker with tweets and posts over at With Leather. He won a media free-roll tournament the other night too. La-di-damn-da! He has a Facebook page just for his coverage of the WSOP. You should “like” it and interact. If he gets over 400 “likes” he will write a post as if he were Scotty Nguyen which would entail him pasting baby into a regular post every 4 or 5 words.

Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job has a Tumblr. They don’t run it. Fans do. But Tim & Eric are aware of it. I thoroughly enjoy Tim & Eric. I understand, however, that it is an acquired taste. Something clicked after about the 10th time I watched it. The same thing happened to me with Jim Rome’s radio program. It seems like everyone has a Tumblr nowadays. I remember when a tumbler was a colored plastic cup you drank out of. *spits tobacky, some drivels on my chin which I lick up*

Three funny people: Tracy Morgan, Zach Galifianakis, and Paul Rudd were interviewed for a “comedy issue” of GQ. Ufford over at Warming Glow hits some highlights.

The British open is going on, but I’m not going to link to golf any more than I would link to anything about soccer. I will give you a list of sports I dislike intensely, though.
1. Golf
2. NASCAR
3. Soccer
4. really everything except the NFL

Asylum has a list of six notable potent potables from literature. Conspicuously absent from their list- absinthe. I almost went crazy drinking absinthe one summer back when it was still illegal in the U.S. It’s legal now, but if you want the good stuff you still need to order it from overseas. The absinthe sold in stores in America is a bastardized version of the green fairy.

Robert Littal over at Black Sports Online has a video of when Hulk Hogan joined the NWO (wrasslin’) with the face of Lebron James pasted over Hulk’s head. You just have to watch it if you are an old WCW/NWO wrasslin’ fan. Ahhh, high school. When you’re in the NWO, you’re in it FOR LIFE!

Girlies, rub on your titties! Y’all know the name, Nonpopulist, ain’t a damn thing changed.
/2 ain’ts in one post
/drops mic and does B-boy pose

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Blogkakke is our collection of the latest and greatest to grace the Internets. If you have something for here or just want to ask us what it’s like being members of the handsome mens club, there’s always the comment section or you could try tips@ thegallyblog.com

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Linkage:

Advertolog: An x-ray pin up calendar. No, not an x-rated pinup calendar, but whatever.
Gagging Towards Bethlehem: The 10 commandments of food.
Black And Gold Tchotchkes: To rehash, The Starter Wife did a foodie world cup. Go there and vote. You have until June 25th.
EDSBS: The Big 12 shenanigans in MS Paint video form. Be wary, it’s NSFW.
Mighty Girl: So, this thing was designed with women in mind, but the advice is pretty solid and easily transferable to a male. 20 Things I wish I would have known at 20.
NEWSBlogs: No one reads your stupid blog. So there.
Daddys Sugar Ball: Time for another edition of the DSB mailbag.
COED Magazine: I really don’t get this one. COED asked Shallon Lester if it’s awkward for a girl to give a handjob. She answers it, but does she actually? I’m confused now.

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Blogkakke – Feels Good, Man Edition

Blogkakke is our collection of the latest and greatest to grace the Internets. If you have something for here or just want to ask us what it’s like being Nebraska fans and always having life be like a throbbing morning erection, there’s always the comment section or you could try sending things to tops@thegallyblog.com

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Yahoo! Sports: Wooooooo it be official, mang. Nebraska is in the Big 10. I know college athletic support is obnoxious and everyone thinks they’re the best, but really, YOU FUCKERS HAVE NO IDEA THE PAIN WE’RE GOING TO BRING.

Deadspin: Someone went digging through the SI vault images to pull out this awesome picture of two guys fighting over a ham, I’m guessing. At an old World Cup game, of course.

Big 10 Twit Pics: It looks like the Big 10 has already started some rearranging. Wait, is this a hint at new Big 10 divisions?!?! … Probably not.

SBNation: You know what tomorrow afternoon is? Revolution Time! Get yourself pumped up for England v. America. Again. We have a pretty decent track record. How is it in soccer? I don’t actually know.

io9: Women are true manipulators and whores. Scientifically proven, I mean. Hey, don’t blame me, I didn’t cross tabulate that data to reach this result. Look in a mirror, missy.

Statesman: It sounds like with NU heading to the Big 10 that other Big 12 teams area making a run to the Pac 10. Enjoy that bi-annual trip to Washington, Texas! Suckers.

With Leather: Do you know nothing about soccer but still want to cheer for someone in the World Cup? Me too. With Leather will catch you up on it all.

Kotaku: I’m certain none of you still play this, but Rock Band 3 has a keyboard. ZOMG! Huey Lewis discography please? Thanks.

WWTDD: Did Sarah Palin get implants? Short answer; no. Longer answer, Palin, you will need to prove this to me by letting me feel your breasts before I punch your Pikachu.

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Sportress of Blogitude: Alexander Ovechkin went on a Turkish party. Someone took photos and babelfish made awesome translations.
The Sporting Blog: Five important questions to ask before the World Cup begins. With help from Unsilent, 2Yellows and more.
EDSBS: Lane Kiffin and others receive the NCAA report. If you didn’t already know, you should be glued to EDSBS for the next little while. Spencer is absolutely killing it.
Playboy: How to perfectly shave a beard. I was unaware that people didn’t know how to shave, but this is kind of neat anyways.
The Big Picture: Some fan-fucking-tastic pictures of South African World Cup locations and things related to the WC.
SB Nation: Oh look, Spencer Hall again… Umm, well he presents the 2010 World Cup likeability rankings, or how to choose your team in scientific fashion.
WWTDD: Girls in shirts are everywhere these days. Fortunately Ashley Greene is fighting the good fight. And yet, it’s probably SFW

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Musical Interlude:

Super NSFW lyrics, so put in your headphones or just watch it when you get home. Or you could always be like me and just not have a job.

Linkage:

Design Your Way: A collection of clever, well mostly, condom ads.
Real Simple: 15 minutes to better posture. Yeah I’m linking that. You heathens have, I’m assuming, terrible posture.
The Toy Zone: 10 awesome photographs that are actually paintings. But, they look so lifelike.
Real Simple: Yeah, I’m linking the same site twice, but if I don’t I’ll forget. A list of 17 recommended books for you to read this summer. Some of y’all are able to read right?
Princess Complex: Whitney Cummnings, yeah that’s her name, has a new blog. In this post she talks about the newfangled vagina bedazzling. There’s even a picture of a completed one. I don’t know, I think I’d get up and leave. I think. At the very least, there’d be no callback.
Huffington Post: A nice eulogy for today’s tragic and untimely death of the 4 year old Twitter.
Marca: This came out yesterday, but some of you are even more behind the times than I am. Anyways, this is the absolutely, without a doubt coolest calendar for the World Cup.

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Blogkakke – The Golden Force Edition

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OK, ladies, I don’t usually drop by here to provide the links I’ve masturbated to all day long, so you’ll have to excuse me if this gets strange and/or weird. I stayed with some tried and true though, just to be safe. For your interlude? The sexy David Beckham in a sexy Adidas commercial:

Commercial Interlude:

Das Links:

Blogs with Balls: First note that the internet was boring today. Why? Because anyone who’s poor and slovenly is in Chicago for BWB3.0. If you hurry, you can still make it to the inaugural Erin Andrews group peepings!

EDSBS: Taking a look at a PAC-38 makes my head explode. Also, Texas is full of shit.

Uni Watch: Have you taken a long, hard look at this year’s NBA Finals patch? It’s surprisingly arousing.

With Leather: Yep, Tim Lincecum still looks like he smokes pot and thusly should be treated like a dope fiend. DAMN KIDS!

KSK: Sexy Friday at KSK appears to be geared towards the ladies. Or just me, I couldn’t really tell.

Warming Glow: At airports, you usually fly in an airplane. This lady thought that was some boognish, and devised her own plan. Also, clearly wasted. Fun girl, though.

Kotaku: Not from today, but I haven’t seen it linked here. The new Madden challenger, Backbreaker, is reviewed. We find out that, yeah, it’s not really a challenger.

Deadspin: Video from last night’s Finals game where Chris Rock tries to phase the Mamba. Chris, he’s in rape mode. Not even tazers can stop him.

Twinkie Town: Carl Pavano, pitcher for the Minnesota Twins, has an awesome mustache. Also, it wouldn’t hit into a double play (and other truths).

Pajiba: Paul Rudd likes to dance. Concurrently, here is a collection of the top five Paul Rudd dance scenes. I disagree, as his Beyonce/SNL scene needs to be mentioned as well.

Uproxx: Death? You don’t stand a chance when science can turn my penis into metal, and longer than four inches. WINRAR!

Bonus Video/Outerlude:

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Blogkakke is our collection of the latest and greatest to grace the Internets. If you have something for here or just want to ask Rovitz what its like being a Detroit fan, there’s always the comment section or you could try tips@ thegallyblog.com

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Fox Sports: Jason Whitlock can’t root for Kobe because he wants to protect Magic’s legacy. It sort of kind of makes sense.
Puck Daddy: Ron MacLean goes toe to toe with Gary Bettman during the second intermission. Somehow he seems to lose.
Black and Gold Tchotchkes: The Starter Wife continues her Football Foodie World Cup, where she makes a classical meal from each country, with group B: Argentina, Nigeria, South Korea and Greece.
Video Games and Booze: Ben Saller has a new and very unique websites. Much like a sommelier would pair wines with food, he pairs various alcohols with video games.
Daddys Sugar Ball: The Jerk Store called, and they’ve got a whole bunch of Floyd Landis.
EDSBS: The Pac 10 is going all out? Well, it appears to be.
Uproxx: The best and worst of Hollywood Vampires.
Avoiding The Drop: Your World Cup Group C preview. For those unaware, Group C is England, Algeria, Slovenia and the U.S.A
Warming Glow: The Cartoon Network is making an up to date Anime version of the Thundercats. I’m shocked, awed, dismayed, excited and worried about the possibilities.
Coed Magazine: The 101 sweetest things about summer 2010. I’ll concur that some of these are pretty sweet, but some are kinda lame as well. Like tree climbing, what are we 12?
Ask Men: Since it’s summer, perchance you might be getting some summer loving. If so, here’s 4 ways to help, how do I say this delicately, her out if you know what I’m saying.

Bonus Video:

This one is NSFW, unless you work at home in your underwear.

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Blogkakke is our collection of the latest and greatest to grace the Internets. If you have something for here or just want to ask Gimp the best way to get blackout drunk, there’s always the comment section or you could try tips@ thegallyblog.com

So my luck may be turning around. I’m up for a fantastic job that I really, really want. That means there might be a little less of me around here, so if you or anyone you know is looking to do some writing on a vast array of topics, get a hold of me. On a side note, I know there’s a bunch of glitches with the site right now. I updated our theme and some stuff got wonky. If you find any trouble spots, let me know.

Musical Interlude:

Now that NIN is apparently no more, this is Trent Reznor’s new band , How to Destroy Angels. The video is appropriately disturbing.

Linkage:

Weather Sealed: While you were worried about playoff creep and bracket creep, the NHL was sneakily going on with Season Creep.
Cool Standings: The whole MLB standings and what chance, percentage wise, your team has of making the playoffs. I know June has just begun, but you mean to tell me the Jays are only 2 games back of the Yankees? Look out Logic, they’re not allsmoke and mirrors.
Dirty Tackle: The six biggest ego’s of the World Cup. You’ll notice that Mourhino isn’t on there, but he should be just because.
Dev Snippets: 30 unique and awesome logos.
TV by the numbers: Wait for it…… Futurama returns with a brand new season, number 6, June 24th.
Warming Glow: Be careful ladies, Ufford shares his special go-to bedroom move in a post about True Blood. Also, with trailers for True Blood.
My Name is IRL: Iannucci, the man behind My Name is IRL is announcing his resignation after 50 months of going at it. Sad day really.
City Taphouse: The Periodic Table of Beer, man. Get clicking. Post haste. Tout suite.
ESPN: Whether you love Simmons or hate him, he does know his basketball. Here’s his NBA finals preview.

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Blogkakke is our collection of the latest and greatest to grace the Internets. If you have something for here or just want to ask us the best way to maintain your merkin, there’s always the comment section or you could try tips@ thegallyblog.com

Musical Interlude

“All I Know (live version)” by the Screaming Trees

Linkage

Design Woop: The Lost finale explained well.
Sportress of Blogitude: Mark Messier must be devastated. RIP Gary Coleman. The accompanying picture is so wrong that it’s right.
The Bureau Chiefs: News for Nerds: What do we deserve?
Uproxx: An examination of Facebook vs. Twitter by Slothrop, who gives the betting edge to Twitter.
Daddys Sugar Ball: Putting on the foil. An examination of the NHL and AHL hockey finals.
WWTDD: Loaded magazine has some new photos of a topless Kelly Brook. They were originally published 5 years ago in an issue of Arena magazine.
Warming Glow: Do not dare preempt the finale of Criminal Minds for a douchebag talking about a damn freaking Tornado that is not near one viewer.
EDSBS: The Digital Viking is EDSBS’ weekly guide to spicy living. I highly recommend it.

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