Via 4chan. I’d give you a link, but you wouldn’t like that place.
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A legitimately creepy video, but an amazing song. No, this is not an emo gally production.
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Ain’t It Cool News: Site friend The Starter Wife, aka Sarah, reviews the new Sex and the City movie. It’s not harsh like most other reviews, but it comes with the caveat, “But looking for anything deeper in this movie is a waste of everybody’s time” KSK: Ufford returns for this weeks edition of the KSK sex and fantasy football mailbag. As always, it’s a must read. Second String Fullback: We now have platoon running back situations, why not a platoon quarter back situation? Daddys Sugar Ball: A guide to heckling for those of you that are new. Bravo good sirs. Film Drunk: Drunk Orson Wells, is well he’s amazing. Big League Stew: Wpw. @OldHossRadbourn reviews a new book about Old Hoss Radbourn. Yeah, isn’t Twitter and the Internet grand? Daily Mail: Young people in England have taken up Vodka eyeballing. Kids these days. Whatever happened to licking toads. Fork Party: 50 awesome Yahoo answer fails and stupid questions. The first one is a winner.
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24 Unanswered Questions about 24: It’s not what you think. It’s funny, kind of. [The Awl]
If you have any interest in the Beat Generation check out this site. If not, go about watching your Sex and the City movies and American Idol. [Finding the Beat Movie]
Unsilent Majority of Kissing Suzy Kolber the old FJM (Fire Joe Morgan) treatment to Mike Florio of Profootballtalk.com. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
Uproxx feature on internet rappers by Burnsy. Gangsta preacher has been around a while, but it’s still as funny as it ever was. [Uproxx]
There’s an HBO comedy series about bloggers in the works. I’m sure it’ll be fine, but not nearly as funny as watching the real thing- overweight guys eating chips and masturbating intermittently throughout the day with brief pauses to check how many twitter followers they have. What, am I the only one? [The AV Club]
Do I need to teach a sex class to professional athletes? It could just be on basics like don’t rape people and how to use contraception. Albert Haynesworth, you’re dumb. [With Leather]
The Sex and the City 2 review that is burning up the intertubes today. Funny stuff. [The Stranger]
The best lines Tracy Morgan uttered this season on 30 Rock. That’s all you really need to know, isn’t it? [Warming Glow]
Also, be sure to check my latest fake news/satire piece “Dwayne Bowe Follow-Up Interview.” And don’t forget, comments are my love language.
That’s all, Gally Blog readers. So chill til the next episode.
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The Phoenix Pub: A solution for preventing world wide zombie hordes led by John Stamos. That gives me an idea for a screenplay.. Wired: A lost hacking documentary produced and narrated by Kevin Spacey has appeared on Pirate Bay. It looks watchable. Ginger Ninja: Girl Talk’s new album, Feed the Animals is out. This page plays the album, for free, and lets you know what samples are playing and when. Buzz Feed: The absolute best 25 class of 2010 senior class portraits. Black Sports Online: Elin Nordegren has upped the ante in her upcoming divorce with Tiger Woods. She’s seeking $750 million. Yeah, you read that right. Film Drunk: Joe Pesci is once again playing a pimp, for his upcoming role in Love Ranch. Choice line from Vince’s post, “he’s soon putting his hot Latin love inside Grace’s mature, but still- steamy empanada.” If only I were latin, I could try that move out. Consumerist: Is this the weirdest Craig’s List ad, or simply the best?
Alright folks, thanks for your patronage this week. We’ll be back Monday, though if someone is not hungover tomorrow, who knows?
These photo’s are from a shoot I did with Andrew Fiebiger Art and Photography as a creative outlet and cross promotional tool. For more of his work you can check out his website or his Facebook Page.
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Ice Cube-It was a good day. Today was a good day, I got some stuff off my chest that I really needed to. It may have been too late, but you gotta fight for the good stuff right?
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Game VIP: It’s a science now. Pictures of girls with nice teeth and good smiles will make you smile and look. WWTDD: Lindsay Lohan is so completely dumb, it will take your breath away. KSK: It’s Thursday, which means it’s time for the KSK sex and fantasy football mailbag. Todays version is by Punter as Ufford is in Louisiana getting his drink on. Deadspin: I prefer Drew’s Thursday column when it’s about football, but today’s mailbag includes such gems as, “Would you bang your clone?” Lofty stuff. Film Drunk: This is all kinds of awesome. Indescribably awesome. The Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song as sung by Gandalf the Grey. Hot Hot Japan Hot: Just click the link. Seriously. SB Nation: Spencer presents the sports meme power rankings. Someone should give that guy a medal. I don’t know if they give bloggers medals, but Spencer deserves one.
Alright folks I’m out for the day. Tomorrow we have some good stuff on deck and I’ll be making my debut at With Leather as well. Cheers.
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ThePrayer-Kid Cudi One of my favorite songs of all time and it’s about living life, so it’s kind of uplifting if you need that kind of thing.
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Tone Def!: Stringer Bell, aka Idris Elba has a new rap career under the persona King Driis. I’m completely serious here and you have to check it out. KSK: Coach Ryan greets all the rookies for the first time. Rex Ryan that is. Sportress of Blogitude: Good ole’ Britt Faarrr has yet to retire from making lots of miney signing memorabilia. Get this, that asshat charges you $400 to sign a jersey thay you send in. What a douche canoe. NBC Philadelphia: President Obama is a sex offender or something. I don’t know, the photo at the top of the post is confusing. WWTDD: MacGruber was a good nude model. Wait, what did that just say? I don’t know what to believe anymore. Accompanying the story are some NSFW photographs. Educo Park: I’m not a big Steve Jobs or Apple fan, but here are 10 “golden lessons” from the man himself. I personally like #3. Film Drunk: The Producer of The Hurt Locker has once again offended some dandy pussies. NY Mag: The evolution of Raylan Givens, lead character from the series, Justified.
What’s going on everyone? It’s a really boring Wednesday and as you know, I write my posts the night before I post them due to my shitty work schedule. So I figured I’d give everyone something new to look at without struggling to find something mildly entertaining in the sports world. And I don’t know if I’m supposed to tell you this but if you are a writer, I’d contact Gally for a possible gig. You didn’t get it from me though.
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I didn’t know hockey is still going on but here is an awesome 3 minute fight. Probably the only reason to watch hockey. (Withleather)
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In honor of the anniversary of Biggie’s death, his major collaboration with Tupac, Runnin.
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Deadspin: Today’s indispensable Balls Deep Mailbag, or as it’s referred to now, the Funbag. KSK: Big Ben releases his side of the story. It was all a big misunderstanding about choco tacos. Play Curling: Starting tonight at 7pm EST, is Blogs With Stones 3. If you haven’t signed up yet, it’s too late but you can show up to watch your favorite bloggers curl online against each other. Or play on of them in their downtime before or after games. God I’m cool. Sportress of Blogitude: Tonight is Last Call over at the Sportress. So stop by and say hi to the Internet community that’s not involved with Blogs With Stones 3. Gridiron Records: Remember Kyle Turley? The guy that Logic interviewed in our first podcast? Well, his debut album came out today, so check it out. Orlando Sentinel: Is Tim Tebow going to to the Steelers? The question mark means it’s real and legit. Pro Football Talk: Mark it on your calendars. Free agency is done. Over. Kaput. The Colts have won the FA period as they claimed DE J.D. Skolnitsky off the Redskins. Check and or mate NFL. The Bachelor Guy: The birth and evolution of the modern shot glass. Frat boys everywhere rejoice and ask their mothers for some fuckin’ protein. Puck Daddy: Puck Daddy held a photoshop contest for the photo of Sidney Crosby’s “Golden Roar”. Check out some of the contenders at the second gallery. I like the When Harry Met Sally one personally. Uproxx: 7 inventions stolen from Nikola Tesla.
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Musical Interlude:
If you haven’t seen this video yet, you will 8,347,962,615 times over the next week. Enjoy.
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Kitties, Fuck Yeah!: Do you like kitties, LOLcats or animals wearing clothes? Well hop on the train to bliss, or stop taking drugs and head over to Kitties, Fuck Yeah! College Humor: All I can say is wow! A guy spends 2 months in quarantine for TB, and instead of going nutters, creates an awesome self made rap video. Tone Def!: Some people asked for it, so it’s here. The Gally Blog’s new music site, Tone Def! NFL.com: Rich Eisen, NFL analyst, runs the 40 at the Scouting Combine in Indy. Will he break 6 seconds this year? Will he beat the massive Terrence Cody? Click to find out. Sun Times: Roger Ebert cordially invites you to join the Ebert club. It cost’s $5 per year, $4.99 if you sign up before April 1, and has some interesting perks. Deadspin: Continuing with the Roger Ebert love, Will Leitch tells a story about the man in a piece he claims was too well written for Deadspin. Sports by Brooks: Elene Gedevanishvili puts the figure into skating. RAWR! Warming Glow: The credits to Community are re-imagined and set to the theme from friends. Free Darko: My best worst friend. Joey tells us the tale of when he played Horse against Jordan. A great article.
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Blame It On The Voices: A very interesting excerpt from a 1960′s, British Manual on educating young wives. It’s so sexist it makes Don Draper look charming. Daddys Sugar Ball: Entertainment news the DSB way. I tells you, those Pennsylvanians are sure snarky. Kotaku: In far too early to announce news and hyperbole, Sony will be introducing the greatest thing ever, their take on motion control, to developers at GDC 2010. How about that for a run-on sentence. Warming Glow: Jesus this is excellent. Ufford writes an open letter to douche canoes. Or as they’re more commonly known, Lost fanatics. Deadspin: It’s a momentous day in the world of Internets. Drew has added a second mailbag per week. This edition is worth looking at for the title picture alone. You’re welcome. EDGE: The Tim and Eric show is entering season Cinco! If you don’t like the show, neither we can be friends or you with Michael Tunison(Xmas Ape). WWTDD: Megan Fox is a good model.
Sports By Brooks: Remember when the Swastika used to be a symbol of good luck? Born after those years were you? Well the 1914 Boston Braves used the symbol on their hats in place of logos.
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Musical Interlude:
The Kleptones -Voodoo Sabotage (Prodigy vs. Beastie Boys)
Linkage:
The Sunday Sermon with Deacon Touchback: Relief is spelled ‘Fleur-de-lis’. A piece that both loves the Saints and has a love hate relationship with the Colts. It’s what I would have wrote about the Super Bowl if I had been able to be subjective the day after, and I didn’t hate the Saints. Warming Glow: Animated dinosaur sex? Yes please. Ufford strikes photoshop gold folks. Check it out. Life Hacker: Have Google Buzz yet? No? Sucker. Life Hacker tells you how to make sure that Buzz doesn’t infiltrate and over throw the depot in charge with your Gmail inbox. The Bachelor Guy: 5 reasons that Valentines Day must be eliminated, and a possible solution. Kotaku: Does the Video Game industry need to take a time out? Daddys Sugar Ball: Entertainment news the DSB way. It sure does seems like every blogger is from Pennsylvania, DC or Minnesota. DSB is Pennsylvanian and fortunately that is not a hindrance to their work. Bootie Mashup: No, it’s not porn. Bootie stands for bootleg. It’s a playable listing of some of 2009′s best musical mash ups. Hail Mary Jane: Rolling school 101. Strictly for tobacco purposes of course. Geekologie: A woman breaks up with her boyfriend for preloaded racy text messages she found on his phone. EDSBS: This week in Mustache Wednesday, Spencer brings you Chiranjeevi. Seriously, click to link to be both shocked and awed.
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