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Friday September 10th 2010

‘Blogkakke’ Archive

Blogkakke

Jeez, that's just offensive.
Jeez, that's just offensive.

Blogkakke is where we here at The Gally Blog bring you the bestest the interwebs have to offer in sports news, information, and comedy. And occasionally some other stuff. If you have something for here, or just want to tell us how much you loathe us, our contact information is up at the top right or you can leave a comment.

Musical Interlude:
They recorded that song when they were 14 years old! When I was 14, I think I had barely found masterbation for christ sakes.

Links:

Unmotivated Ramblings: The all time Fantasy Dipshit team.
The Phoenix Pub: From the mind of Marissa, Antonio Bryant is apparently a high school girl. An unattractive one, but still.
Food Court Lunch: Gourmet Spud returns with Racist Confessions. Fucking Awesome.
NJ.com: Sepinwall does an interview with Michael Strahan.
Low Posts: Doktakra tries to figure out the reasoning behind some of the McFarlane NBA figures.
Second String Fullback: Dunta Robinson get’s creative when asking for a raise. And then gets fined.
KSK: Unsilent advises you who to bet on this weekend. But if you follow his advice, you’ll probably lose your money.
Smart Football: Understanding and attacking coverages in the passing game. You may have to read it more than once to get the total effect.
Style Points: Chuck Knoblockhead has inside information on the new Minnesota stadium. Cowabunga.
With Leather: Brandon Stokely takes the immaculate deflection down the sidelines for 6. In TECMO BOWL form.

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Blogkakke

Anybody else smell bacon?
Anybody else smell bacon?

Blogkakke is our collection of the best writing to come out of Blogfrica every day. It may be a day behind here or there, but you might have never read it otherwise. So You’re Welcome.

Musical Interlude:
Fat suits, FTW

Links:
Canuck Puck: Bucholtz dissects the enviable situation the Canucks are in, and makes predictions on the lineup.
The Phoenix Pub: A prominent member of our weekly live blogs, lowercase, breaks down the non BCS week in College Football.
Sports Pickle: From Drew, A Yankees fan is surprised that your 6 year old has never heard the word cunt before.
Avoiding the Drop: fuseproject has my brain hurting with this one. The weekly Thursday challenge. Good luck.
EDSBS: Factor 5 preview for the Georgia Tech at Miami Thursday night College Football game.
Sportress of Blogitude: After server crashing, Weed is back. Never cross the head of the Geology dept. at a major University.
Style Points: Business Socks does it again. A day in the life of Bobby Cox.
Dan Shanoff: Emily and Steve Monforto story, and great sports parenting.
Smart Football: Monte Kiffin is taking his role as DC, seriously and he’s gearing up to play the gators. Great read. via. Shanoff
DC Sports Blog: Steinberg talks to Ovechkin and some of the Capitals on today being Ovie’s 24th birthday.

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Blogkakke

CSI Miami makes everything better.
CSI Miami makes everything better.

Blogkakke is our collection of the latest and greatest the Internets have to offer. If you want to be here or know something that should go here, our contact information is up at the top right.

Musical Interlude:
In honor of Kid Cudi’s album dropping yesterday. Go buy it.

Links:
Dan Shanoff: Dan is convinced that Land Kiffin is a Jedi. He might be right.
Sports Pickle: Barry Sanders still has some stuff left in the tank and is returning to the Lions.
Unmotivated Ramblings: Brandon has received advanced news of a job opening for a football coach at Ohio State.
DC Sports Blog: Brendan Morrison is a survivor.
Deadspin: The cast and crew of FJM reunited to run Deadspin today. I highly recommend that you check it out.
Food Court Lunch: Food Court Lunch, I can’t stop you. Perez Hilton thinks he knows football. How cute.
Low Posts: The triumphant return of Rasheed’s Mailbag.
ESPN: DJ Gallo breaks down last weeks NFL games.
The Phoenix Pub: Rob breaks down last weeks Big 10 games.
The Rookies: Bucholtz reviews the week that was the CFL.

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Blogkakke

Too Soon?
Too Soon?
via. Grimey by way of KSK live blog.

Blogkakke is our collection of the latest and greatest from around the internet 6 days a week. If you have a tip for us, or want to get in contact with any of us, our info is up at the top right. Or you could be one of the cool kids, and leave us a message in the comments.

Musical Interlude and Tribute:

Links:
ESPN: Another edition of the Forde Yard Dash. Sorry, but it’s a very solid college football recap.
The Rookies: Speaking Sputnik imagines what might be going through your favorite QB’s head.
Style Points: Business Socks get’s an exclusive interview with Serena Williams.
Blog Critics: Ethan Booker seems to think that something special is going to happen for the Patriots this year.
Food Court Lunch: General Tao’s, a Fleury of Drunken Activity.
Sport’s Illustrated: Like him or loathe him, but Peter King does get some good information. He explains some of the shitty calls from last night also.
What’s Allen Watching: Sepinwall has an idea for Similarity Scores for Actors.
Avoiding The Drop: Adam breaks down the Champions League groupings. Here’s group D.
DC Sports Blog: The Skins say they should be blowing people out. via. Unsilent
Deadspin: Is Dick Jauron dying. BDD’s Deadspin Open Mailbag Tuesday.

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Blogkakke

Grenades

Blogkakke is our collection of must see/read items from all over the Internet. If you have something that you think should go here, or perhaps just want to talk to us our contact info is up on the top right or there’s always the comment section.

Musical Interlude:

The Bloodhound Gang is much better than they are given credit for.

Links:
Joe Posnanski: Joe marvels at the greatness of Roger Federer via. The Rookies
Style Points: Shakey rewrites Matt Cassel’s backstory.
Blog Critics: The Third Act of Kimbo Slice
The Phoenix Pub: Bucholtz goes over the pros and cons of Junior Hockey.
Dr. Saturday: Chris Brown, no not that one, breaks down the grisly demise of Tresselball. via Shanoff
ESPN: DJ Gallo’s Week 1 NFL Hangover
Sports Illustrated: Stewart Mandel’s College Football Overtime.
Deadspin: Drew writes an open letter to NBC asking them to die.
EDSBS: It’s Hate Week. Tenn vs. Florida

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Blogkakke 9-11 Edition

Twin Towers Sunrise Yeah, we’re assholes around here. We make fun of things we shouldn’t, and mock certain subjects relentlessly. It doesn’t mean that we’re complete assholes though. Today’s Blogkakke will be very 9/11/01 themed. Even though I’m Canadian, that day had an effect on the entire world. Really, it did. The normal Blogkakke will return tomorrow.

Musical Interlude:

M.I.A-Avenged Sevenfold

Links:
With Leather: Punter remembers September 11th
Warming Glow: Jon Stewart’s post first post 9/11 Daily Show opening.
KSK: Ufford presents, The NFL and America a 9/11 tribute.
ESPN: Bill Simmons post 9/11 article
You Tube: David Letterman’s reflection on the incident on his first show back after the attack.
Midwest Sports Fans: George Bush throwing out the first pitch at the 2001 World Series.
NY Mag: What if 9/11 never happened.
NY Times: Remembering the horror of a bright blue morning.

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Blogkakke

Ok guys, 24 T-Counter on 3. Break.
Ok guys, 24 T-Counter on 3. Break.

That’s right everybody. It’s the return of the NFL tonight. And the start of week two in College Football. Whist you’re waiting, peruse the latest and greatest that the Internet has to offer. If you have something to say to us, our contact information is on the top right and we reply to every comment that we can.

Musical Interlude:

The Links:
Sports Pickle: DJ Gallo has new pictures of Big Ben’s accuser.
Deadspin: The return of the Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo. Two words. Fuck and Yes!
KSK: Another edition of the Sex and Football mailbag. This weeks advice by Captain Caveman.
Lowposts: Nappy Brown’s football prognostications.
NY Mag: Albert Haynesworth tries to get into Brandon Jacobs head.
The Phoenix Pub: First Derivative breaks down Hockey’s place in the sports world.
The Layoff Beard: Sussman announces his assumed retirement from Fantasy Football. It’s a sad day indeed.
EDSBS: You aint gangsta unless you have a cello bitch.
The Fightins: Tough times to be a Nationals Fan. via @cmottram
The Big Lead: A Michigan-Notre Dame preview. Sort of.

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Blogkakke

How come I never thought of that?
How come I never thought of that?

Alright kiddies, it’s time again for the daily Blogkakke.  If you have any tips, suggestions or you just want to tell us how unfunny we are leave something in the comments or use our contact information, it’s up at the top right.  Enjoy.

Musical Interlude:He’s now the lead guitarist for Guns ‘N Roses, but I think he’s wasting his talent on Axl.

Links:
Sportress of Blogitude: Weed expertly FJM’s Rick Reilly’s latest and most useless column.
Blog Critics: Doktakra goes over 15 years of collecting Sacramento Kings Artifacts.
Sports Pickle: Big Daddy Drew’s first “fake” sports story.
New York Mag: Have your heard of this William F. Leitch character?  He introduces us to the new sports section over at NY Mag.
The Rookies: Cool Hwhip takes us through his week one victory as a college football backup.
The Phoenix Pub: Yesterday we had reasons to hate your QB’s.  Today we have AFC QB breakdowns by James Brown.
OC Register:  Interesting, but insensitive sports article by Mark Whicker. Some are calling it the worst article ever. His last line alone, makes him deserve whatever hatred/hate mail you can send his way.  via Bucholtz, and well everyone.
Sports Illustrated: Sigh. Joe Posnanski calls this his first attempt at a Peter King like article… Read it anyway.
Sports Illustrated:  Stefan Fatsis interviews Nate Jackson, an NFL roster cut casualty. via. Unsilent.

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Blogkakke

No Sense

Good evening folks. I hope you had a good day. Blogkakke is our daily collection of links and the bestest the interwebs have to offer. If you have something for here, or just have something to say you can hit up the comment section or all of our contact information is up at the top right.

Musical Interlude:

The Links:

The Phoenix Pub: James Browns take on the Merriman/Tequila case.
Style Points: A reason to hate the starting QB for every team.
ESPN: Pat Forde’s, Forde Yard Dash. 40 points about the previous college football week.
Dan Shanoff: Dan’s own top 25 ranking with the logic behind it.
Buckeye Blog: An actual member of the AP’s top 25, with reasoning, and no Florida as number one.
Blog Critics: Sussman’s take on Mark Reynolds ability to strike out.
Warming Glow: Henry Rollins vs. Ron Perlman. That sounds like it might get some blogkakke on it.
Sportress of Blogitude: Would you enjoy an nooner with Brittany Umar?

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Blogkakke

Really?
Really?

Hey everybody, enjoy your long weekend. If you feel like stopping by, we’ll have stuff going on though. There will be at least one live blog, and as many as 4. There will also be some other random stuff to entertain you. If you need to get a hold of us, our contact information is up on the top right.

Musical Interlude:

The Links:

Sports Pickle:Drew Magary and DJ Gallo have a debate about the Michigan controversy.
WDKF: Chelsea received a one year ban from making transfers by FIFA
Chris Cooley Blog: Hunter Smith has a situation. Seriously, click this link.
Yahoo: Ranking the NFL owners.
Style Points: Business Socks breaks down the top 6 teams in college football.
Sportress of Blogitude: Papelbon fined for being a slow retard. Not full retard though. You never go full retard.
Food Court Lunch: Gourmet Spud introduces Doggie Condoms.
EDSBS: Casting Couch Picks, week 1

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