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Friday May 18th 2012

‘Drinking Games’ Archive

A Hangover Cure That Could Blow Your Mind

 


Come Get Some.


Over the last few months the Gally Blog has had a major face lift. I can dig it. It’s a lot harder to get writer’s block when you get so many options to chose from. Unlike my diet plan that was full of satire…and racism, this is something that I have done and it is a proven method. I swear to you it will work. You just need to trust me, which I know, can be incredibly hard. Let’s face it, I’m a douche bag. That was tough to admit but let me tell you, if there is one thing you learn about me, it’s that I get the WORST hangovers in the entire world. On Saturday and Sunday, if I don’t sleep until 3PM, it’s pretty much definite that I’d feel like death and head back to sleep until my head pain went away. Unless I had some oxycontin. Then, I’d be okay.

Step by Step process of “Cleaning the Pipes” after the jump:

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Things Not To Do For Our Live Blog Tonight: NFL Draft Drinking Games

Special News Bulletin: The Gally Blog will be hosting a live blog during the first round of the NFL draft tonight. We will begin around 7:15 Eastern Standard Time.  Bring your booze, draft fervor, and emotional problems masked as dick jokes. Your hosts will be Logic and Nonpopulist along with appearances by Purple Jesus Diaries. Also rumored to be appearing are Gally, Gimp, WhiteSpeedReceiver, and K-Gun. All your favorites.


I like to call this White & Mild


We interrupt the continuous stream of mock draftiness about which no one appears to care to bring you an original post about two things very near and dear to all of our hearts, The NFL and drinking. I was listening to The Dan Patrick Show today, and the topic of NFL draft drinking games came up. We here at The Gally Blog would like to encourage you to drink responsibly, especially if it’s Firefly Vodka, because with a name like Firefly, you know you’ll get lit up. /Boom, walkoff shot, writing slogans and shamelessly whoring. Someone tell Firefly to ask me about my game.

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