‘Fantasy Football’ Archive
Author: Logic Published: October 5th, 2010
- But don't you wish it was?
Welcome to the Ultimate Jinx post. I did so much shit talking last week to try to instill some fun in this dull league, turns out I got zero smack talk comments in reply and the message boards on the league aren’t much funner. For a league full of self important blogging personalities, it really is boring to cover. Other than that? I just jinxed myself into losing 2 straight.
Well, to be honest I’m writing this post Monday at 3:15PM because it’s the only time I can get around to it so I won’t know if I lose until after it’s published. I guess I’ll just get onto the winners and losers of the last two weeks? Does anyone from the league even read this shit? It’s like playing fantasy football against a bunch of deaf/mute/handless douche bags who think they are too good for you.
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Tags: Fantasy Football
Category Fantasy Football, Gally Blog Fantasy Football Competition, Recent |
Author: Logic Published: September 22nd, 2010
- Interesting Hedgehog is interested in Fantasy Football
Alright folks, for those of you that have been following along is our little sports blogger fantasy football year, we are in Week 3. I’m a very busy bumble bee so I decided that this should be a bi-weekly post. Also because they usually take 2-3 hours and I really don’t know how much of you care that I’m in first place right now. Also, I will probably be talking about all 4 leagues that I am in, so suck it up and stop being such a bitch. You’re in the back seat. Whoa? Did I just think I was a cab driver from Old School? You’re damn right. Whoa? Did I just ask a question and immediately follow it up in the same line of a post? Why, yes I did. It sure is great to be nonsensical and partially insane by the laws of New York State. 15 hits of blotter acid will make you crazy, they say…
*dismissive hand waves*
*drools*
So let’s break it down like D-Generation-X….
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Author: gally Published: August 27th, 2010
Hello Blogfrica and random readers. We here at the Gally Blog consider ourselves something of a sporting website. We may not exactly be credentialed, or sober, but that doesn’t make us unqualified to pretend we are. The NFL season is nearly upon us and with that is Fantasy Football. So we here are going to combine all of that. We’re holding a Blogger Fantasy Football exhibition. Some of us here at the Gally Blog will be participating, as will members of the sports blogging community for ultimate bragging rights. This year there is a prize for the winner. Last year it was just for the pride of winning, or coming in almost dead last like Gimp. Yeah, that’s right, this is the SECOND ANNUAL Gally Blog Sports Blogger Fantasy Football League of No Pants. Next year I’ll see if I can increase the title length, because that just doesn’t seem long enough.
We will do regular updates about it, and I’m sure logic will go crazy if he wins. If you or someone you know is interested in participating or sponsoring, hit me up. My info is up at the top right, and the comments section is available as always. Now on to the current participants and their teams.
Myself: The Harry Seawords
Josh Zerkle and Brandon: Gally’s Broken Heart- Josh is the editor of With Leather, and contributor at KSK as well as at RedKix with Brandon.
Nonpopulist: Ground And Pound Zero- Nonpopulist writes here and at Nonpopulist:
Logic:: Condom’s Are So 80′s- Logic writes here and at Hammer Fisted
Hugging Harold Reynolds: HHCharmichael- HHR runs the Blogs With Balls conference and writes at Hugging Harold Reynolds
Andrew Bucholtz: Men Without Pants- Andrew is our reigning champion. He writes at Sporting Madness as well as everywhere else. If you ask nicely he’ll tell you, he’s Canadian after all.
lowercase: LeadTheLeagueInBeers- lowercase runs the awesomely detailed Football on The Fringe all by himself. He’s a CFB nut, so we won’t sweat him when he comes in last place.
Bryan Douglass: Reign of Fire- Bryan is the Managing Editor of the Fanball Sports Network as well as an Associate Editor for Fanball
Robert Littal: ?- Rob is the big chief over at Black Sports Online as well as a variety of other projects.
Fetch: Inappropriate Joke- Fetch is primarily known for his work at The Beadlemaniacs, but like many of the guys here is kind of a writing whore.
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Tags: drinking, Fantasy Football, Not quite long enough, Prizes, Whoredom
Category Fantasy Football, Gally Blog Fantasy Football Competition, Recent |
Author: Logic Published: July 28th, 2010
- This is what happens when you Google Image search "Fantasy Football"
No seriously. The picture of Vanessa Hudgens was a joke that I thought of. I didn’t know what to have as a banner picture and now you get this smoking hot chick with her vagina labeled as an “End Zone”. Which is totally weird. I’d end all over her face or those giant T’s.
Okay, back to what you ACTUALLY care about. Fantasy Football. We started out with a decorum post. You should now know how to act in a fantasy league with your friends so you’re not embarrassed. I’d rather make you cool than a winner. When you’re cool…you always win. One last piece of advice…it’s highly important
If we are discussing fantasy football and I ask you a question like: “Who do you think will be better, Peyton Manning or Drew Brees?” and you reply with “I don’t know man. It all depends on the year they have.” I will drag your first born into a lake. Do you hear me, Mike from work? You’re f-cking pushing it, man. Of course we will see when the GD year is over!
Now that that is off my chest, next up on the agenda is seeing where players rank. This is highly important when picking a team, says Erik Kuselias. For the record, these are my rankings and predictions. I’m not going to explain every ranking but if you want anything in particular explained, please express yourself in the comment section. If not, kindly go get butt sexed by a bear.
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Tags: ESPN Writers are Over Paid Logics, Logic is a Pervert
Category Fantasy Football |
Author: Logic Published: July 27th, 2010
- Why? Because this is my fantasy, you see.
ZOMG! Football season is almost here! Hooray!
/dismissive wank
Yeah THAT sport is great and all, but real men only care about statistics. And what I mean is…we only care about them for a week and then almost immediately forget them until it is brought up in an argument at a game or bar to piss off those faggity “purist fans” just watching because it’s “their favorite team” or “I just like to see people run into each other at high speeds”. They can all go fly a kite. Am I right?
/high fives my bro Chaz
Let me just get down to business. You may be asking why I’m qualified to give out advice on Fantasy Football when Matthew Berry, Erik Kuselias and all the other ESPN reporters are now involved in “the biz” (as I like to call it). Well, I know that I’m the guy who said Willis McGahee is better than Ray Rice last year. That was horribly untrue. (Editor’s Note: Don’t judge me. That’s God’s job. Are you trying to be God?!?) Regardless of my awful prediction of how playing time would be dealt out, Willis McGahee would have gotten you 7 touchdowns in the first 4 weeks of the season. Suck it, Bigtroph! It’s not my job to help you with the waiver wire (though I will try), you are going to have to predict that shit next time, baby. After this maybe I can show you how to dougie?
That may not make me qualified but it will show you that I’m a huge fantasy nerd for remembering my picks from last year. So maybe I’m hit and miss. Whatever. I guarantee I at least make you turn up your face and go “What the hell is this guy talking about?” if I don’t make you laugh…this year we are going to start with 10 Things that make me want to set your house on fire: Fantasy Football Edition.
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Tags: Vanessa Hudgens <3 Logic
Category Fantasy Football, Recent |
Author: Logic Published: January 22nd, 2010
- Rock.
Hello. Welcome to a giant fantasy rundown. I saw this survey labeled “Reality Check” by Matthew Berry on ESPN’s site. I thought it would be a cool idea if I answer all of the questions he answered and measure up to him in January of 2011 (if I make it). I’m also going to try to keep the answers related to the sports that he used, even when the questions don’t state it! Look, mom! I’m unbiased! Lastly, I’ll be adding commentary because face it, Matthew Berry isn’t funny.
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Author: Logic Published: January 7th, 2010
- Blogger. Canadian. CHAMPION.
And that’s that folks. The fantasy football year is over. Hopefully in some way your league decides who gets first pick for next year and you received it. That way, you can get Adrian Peterson or most likely Christ Johnson next year. Me? I’m going Tom Brady, Wes Welker, Randy Moss. Or something like that. In order of how they would get drafted, of course. I’ll probably have last pick in my money league and see where I land in this Blogger League. I finished in 6th place after a loss to Doktakra in the consolation game. But more importantly, we are still waiting on el Gimpo to eat his chicken fat.
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Tags: Andrew Bucholtz, Fantasy Football, I am soooOoo showing up for the draft next year, The Rookies
Category Competition, Fantasy Football, Gally Blog Fantasy Football Competition |
Author: Logic Published: December 22nd, 2009
- I'm Not Sayin' Nothin'. You Just Know.....
Man, that title just didn’t seem to stop. Ok, so Gimp had a semi-update on our fantasy league. I guess as Ernie Anastos says, “Keep fucking that chicken”. I was lucky Gimp didn’t start Ahmed Bradshaw. He was lucky I didn’t want to play the waiver wire and look for a WR because Braylon Edwards would’ve tempted me. Not to mention my RB trouble and Jerome Harrison having his career in a night. Now, for a quick playoff update from our league.
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Tags: Andrew Bucholtz, Christmas Ape, Gally, Gimp, Logic, Monday Morning Punter, Sports Cloggers
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Author: Logic Published: December 15th, 2009
- Logic's Fantasy Advice! Found in Truck Stops Everywhere!!
Hi there. Logic here. Sorry about the lack of Fantasy Updates during my hiatus. I promise. I’ll make up for it here. This is like the Jackass Global Domination of MTV or whatever. Starring yours truly, Johnny Logixville. Get ready for a roasting.
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Tags: Fantasy Football, Logic Likes to Roast his Friends, Sports Bloggers, Sports Cloggers
Category Fantasy Football, Gally Blog Fantasy Football Competition |
Author: gally Published: November 18th, 2009
This is a weekly breakdown of fantasy football but more specifically The Gally Blog Fantasy Football Competition. Our league features some of the Internets best up and coming writers, as well as a few established pros. The last time I won a fantasy league was when I drafted LT, before the advent of platoon RB situations, and he ran for 2000 yards. This year, I’m in first place but don’t think that I know anything about football. Logic normally writes these updates but he’s studying for the LSAT, so it’s up to me to cover this post and pick up the slack on being an offensive asshole. That’s enough of me yammering on, here’s the actual stuff you might care about.
Top Performers:
- Chris Johnson: Xmas Ape reaped the benefits of CJ once again. Chris ran for 132yds, had 100 yds receiving and got two TD’s. That netted Ape a nice 35.2 points.
- Donovan McNabb: Yeah you read that right, McNabb was the second best point gainer this week, as he gained 30 points for Max. He did this on 450 yards throwing, 2 TD’s and 1 INT.
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