Hello, new Big 10 family. It is quite enjoyable to be joining your ranks of academic excellence and storied NCAA sporting tradition. The Nebraska Cornhuskers and the entire University of Nebraska-Lincoln is excited to enter your conference on good terms and amiable handshakes. You have no idea what it’s like to go from a conference where other lesser schools and teams (Missouri, Kansas, etc.) cupped one larger university’s balls (Texas) while they performed yearly fellatio. Hey, I love a good cupping as much as the next guy, but it got a bit out of control. It doesn’t appear to be this way in the Big 10, which we respect and appreciate each other over fine brandy and tightly rolled cigars. People genuinely seem to get along. Except of course with Iowa. Fucking Iowa.
As a new school in the conference which brings a large fan base though, there may be some confusion as to who is who and how they match up with our previous opponents. So as a friendly introduction, The Gally Blog’s resident Nebraska fan that lives in Big 10 country will gladly assist in walking former Big 12 fans into the new Big 10, and draw similarities where similarities are due. Disagree? Add your take in the comments. But without further ado, let me bridge Nebraska fans from one conference to the next …
Hi there, I’m Rovitz, the newest addition here at The Gally Blog. First I would like to extend a big thank you to Ryan for extending the invite to write here. You may know me from my Blogs With Stones I Championship run…no? Well then maybe you’ve read my work over The Rookies or my newest venture over at My Retard Roommate? Still no? Well, let’s let you get to know me a little better then.
Howdy folks. For those of you that haven’t figured it out yet, today is the 1 year anniversary of The Gally Blog. As part of our celebration, we are introducing or re-introducing ourselves to you. So grab a beer and let me tell you a story. (more…)
Hello Gally Blog readers. In honor of The Gally Blog’s one year anniversary we decided to introduce and re-introduce ourselves a little bit better to you, the clicker. I am The Nonpopulist, newest member of this team of lovable degenerates. That’s not my real name, of course. It was the name I came up with for my online persona when I undertook this partial-birth abortion blog of the same name. Hey, I’m still trying to remain employable. The last thing I need is someone looking online and finding some of the crap I post. Have you seen the crap I post? (more…)
This is the Anniversary Edition. The Gally Blog’s one year Anniversary and we were told to do a re-introduction/commemorative post from the first year TGB has been in service. I take special pride in this because a year ago, when I first started, I was an awful writer who bounced around a lot rather than take direction and write something worth while. I was getting bored with blogging and just using it for an outlet to comedic writing, but I could barely keep my personal life out of it. Then, Gally and Gimp came along and had an idea for a cool blog…
