If people actually show up tonight, I’ll keep adding content to this. It’s up to you folks.
Musical Interlude:
Linkage:
Mommy Wants Vodka: Aunt Becky has found her dream man. Really, he’s everyone’s dream man.
27b/6: According to my supervisor, there is no such thing as portals….
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Cheesecake for the fellows:
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Cheesecake for the ladies:
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Bonus Video:
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Popularity: 5% [?]
Sorry for the abbreviated Last Call today, but I’ve not been by my computer and will be away all night. Perhaps one of the other site authors will add to this tonight. Anyways, you all know what to do here.
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The Wilderness Downtown: Whether you like The Arcade Fire or not, this is pretty cool. Also a nice demonstration of HTML5 which is the future of the Internet
Cheesecake:
Popularity: 2% [?]
via Julia Segal
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gally about the broken soul diet. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
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Quick Links:
The Morning News: Stop whatever it is that you are doing and click this. Right meow. Seriously. If you don’t read the whole thing and enjoy it, we are not friends and I’m going to stop paying your mother child support payments.
Cheesecake for the fella’s:
Cheesecake for the ladies:
Bonus Video:
Popularity: 5% [?]
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gimp about that fetish he has, you know the one. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
Musical Interlude:
Cheesecake for the fella’s:
Cheesecake for the ladies:
Bonus Video:
You can thank @DangerGuerrero for that one. Yes, I know Vince ran it at Film Drunk, but DG sent that to me last Tuesday.
Popularity: 8% [?]
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gally if running over a gypsy is the best way to lose weight, or are there more practical options. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
I’m quite behind today so I’ll be adding links as this thing goes on.
Musical Interlude:
Linkage:
Purple Jesus Diaries: PJD has big news for you all. Yes he still loves you, but he’s taking his other home to a new place and with a new network. Continue to support the guy would ya?
NY Mag: See folks, offensive and not terribly great writing can earn you a living in this world. Drew Magary has now added NY Mag to his writing stable. This is a piece that I might have to take to task later, but have your own opinions on it.
Steel Clink Alcatraz: The Greatest things that Danger Guerrero has ever seen, episode 3. No, not like that Star Wars Episode 3, but rather something good that comes in threes.
Daddys Sugar Ball: The AVP is closing it’s doors for the rest of the year. As in volleyball not Aliens Vs. Predators.
Sound Cloud: I’ve been hearing about this all day, but I’ve finally found it. Justin Bieber slowed down 800% sounds like crazy mind blowing music. Think Sigur Ros mixed with Massive Attack.
Film Drunk: NATALIE PORTMAN, MILA KUNIS SOMETHING SOMETHING LESBIAN BALLERINA SEX.
Film Drunk: I don’t generally link a site twice in the same link dump, but you ALL REALLY HAVE TO check out the FilmDrunk podcast. They call it the frotcast, but whatever they call it it’s sex for your ears. Good, good sex.
Cheesecake for the guys:
Cheesecake for the ladies:
Bonus Video:
Popularity: 7% [?]
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask PJD if he still beats it to just as many men as women. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
Musical Interlude:
Linkage:
National Post: The slow decline of a great, as it applies to Roger Federer.
The Noob Dad: How to make your home as dangerous as possible for your kids.
Daryl Lang: Photos of some of the things that are the same distance from ground zero as the proposed mosque.
Talent Zoo: How to use Twitter to find a job. It appears that some of us could really use this.
You Tube: I can’t embed this so I’ll link it instead, but here’s an awesome alternate ending to Se7en.
Times Union:Dan Le Batard of the Miami Herald wrote a column giving voice to the idea that sports journalists are lazy, ignorant and so forth and being real just isn’t worth the trouble now.
Sports Journalism: Dan Le Batard gets taken to task for bashing his own profession, and that profession is defended.
The Rugged: F is for…. a look at the state of modern relationships.
Sports Business Journal: The founders of Rivals.com have raised $6 million of their own and created a brand new website. Some are calling it Rivals 2.0. Not me though. I’m not clever enough to think of something like that.
Mommy Wants Vodka: That’s *cough* Mr. Butterfly *cough* to you. A funny tale of finding that perfect costume for your children. Even if you don’t have kids, take a gander at Aunt Becky’s wordsmithery. Shut up, it’s a word if I say it is.
Cheesecake for the men: (more…)
Popularity: 17% [?]
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask WSR if he got that memo about the TPS reports. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
Musical Interlude:
That video is kind of sexy. What? It is.
Linkage:
Film Drunk: Sylvester Stallone once auditioned for the part of Han Solo. Looking back at that sentence, I probably sound retarded. It’s okay, I’m already partially homeless drunk.
Blunt Card: This is kind of exactly what it sounds like. It’s a site full of faux cards that you can send electronically, and get this… they’re all blunt. It’s much more entertaining than my rambling description portrays it.
Foxy Blunt: Similar to the site above and yet completely different. A collection of beautiful, yet hilariously blunt greeting cards that you can order. They’re also going to be rolling out wallpaper, stationary and tshirts as the site has a really unique and attractive style. Oh, I received the I love you when I don’t hate you card before, and I’m quite enamored with it.
ESPN: A really cool article from ESPN’s Fantasy Football guru, Matt Berry, about statistical anomalies and how you can’t always judge the NFL by its numbers.
Gunaxin: 10 Ways to annoy your fantasy football league.
Eureka Alert: In an amazing breakthrough, scientists have found a way to regenerate nerve connections after a spinal injury in mice.
All Recipies: Feeling up to a big freaking culinary challenge? Try making this orange, green and white striped ravioli.
Slate: When did testicles become courageous, one reporter wonders.
Cheesecake for the ladies: (more…)
Popularity: 9% [?]
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask Logic about self buttsecks. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
Musical Interlude:
Linkage:
Ryan Pitts: Hey, you know that horn sound from Inception? Well now you can play it anytime you want at home.
Dave Jones: If the Old Spice guy, aka Isiah Mustafa, answered the social media critics.
Hype Beast: Here’s six songs from Daft Punk’s upcoming score for the new Tron movie. Different than what you’d expect, but good.
Break Lamps: The Sex Gods favor the bold. That is all.
The Oatmeal: Oatmeal is awkward just like us. Good to know.
Deadspin: The Downfall of the Bylaw Blog. Shitty news.
Fire Joe Morgan: In keeping with my strategery of posting stuff that’s old, here’s something from 2005. It’s a glossary of some real and made up baseball terms. Funny as hell anyways.
Warming Glow: Lot’s of people watched the premiere of Rubicon, relatively. Some people think it’s a big stupid poopy show, while others appreciate the art of it and the slow pace leading to a theoretical payoff… hmm, sounds an awful lot like Mad Men in that regards, only without a red head with big cans.
Sportress of Blogitude: Just like Jesus carried the cross, Tim Tebow carried the shoulder pads.
Uproxx: This week in meme watch is sad helmet Keanu. Well worth the click.
Cheesecake for the guys: (more…)
Popularity: 11% [?]
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask Gally about how to be least productive as possible. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
Musical Interlude:
Linkage:
ESPN: Apparently I keep things topical here as I post news from 2 weeks ago… Remember The Decision, well even ESPN’s ombudsman thought it was a horrible idea and ripped The World Wide Leader for it.
Midwest Sports Fans: In honor of Dinner For Schmucks, Jerod has put together a best of Paul Rudd, Steve Carell and Zach Galifianakis. Enjoy.
The Noob Dad: I know that most of you, except Logic, don’t have any kids, but here’s seven reasons you shouldn’t be friends with your children on Facebook.
BBC: Doctors have created ,or grown I should say, a brand new complete joint out of stem cells. No not that kind of joint, a hip joint weirdos.
Daddys Sugar Ball: God damn it, those bastards did it again… Sex advice with Rick Pitino.
Warming Glow: Because I was as unproductive as possible today, here’s whats on TV tonight via Mr. Ufford.
Sportress of Blogitude: Yikes! Herr Goodell claims that if the Jaguars leave Jacksonville it’s all the shitty fans fault. Fuck you fans, is what I’m sure he said.
Mommy Wants Vodka: Clearly I’m not in the typical demographic for this website and yet I still read it almost every day. In this article Aunt Becky tells us why she deserves a penis and what she would do if she had one.
Cheesecake for the guys: (more…)
Popularity: 8% [?]
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask PJD about members of the Minnesota Viking’s members. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
Musical Interlude:
Linkage:
Cracked: Six ways that your office job is literally killing you. Almost makes me rethink wanting an office job.
Time: You know all that think positive stuff that people keep trying to get you to do? Well stop it right now. Studies have shown that faking positivity is much worse for your mental health than bouts of negativity.
WNYC: This is old as dirt now, but I’ve not linked it and it’s hogging up a tab in my browser. They uncovered a 200 year old ship beneath the WTC.
Warming Glow: I ran out of time again, so tonight’s TV listings are brought to you by Mr. Ufford.
FilmDrunk: Will Ferrell and Adam McKay have a new teenage sex comedy coming out. I think I’ll like it, while Vince does everything but pull out **record scratch** the dismissive wank gif. See for yourselves, and Vince’s last two lines are worth the click alone.
WWTDD: Poor Guy Ritchie with his millions of dollars and what not. He sure is struggling with with life after divorcing Madonna. I don’t know if his model girlfriend, Jacqui Ainsley, will be able to console him.
Inside Higher Ed: A Liberal Arts professor tears a University a new asshole over Liberal Arts cuts.
Will Leitch: Will quotes himself over the idea that Twitter should remove follower counts. Discuss.
Club Trillion: Mark lets us down with this post. All of us. But then he goes and totally redeems himself by posting a video. Hey look a puppy.
The Med Guru: Science has prevailed for us once again! Men who stare at boobs lead longer, happier lives!!!
Cheesecake for the lads: (more…)
Popularity: 6% [?]
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