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Last Call: The Dying Post

gally — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 23:53:05 +0000

Last Call isn’t just a place for sexy people, cheesecake, hot music and the best links on the Internet. No, it’s a place for all you like-minded readers and commenters to congregate and hang out. Sadly it’s gone from the place where all the cool kids hung out after school to a place in disrepair that is neglected by the cool kids who are too cool to hang out. We’ll keep doing them, but they might get scaled back at some point in the future. Let us know if you have any suggestions.

Musical Interlude:

Linkage:

Oatmeal: The top 10 worst types of interviewees.
The New Yorker: Paul Haggis was in The Church of Scientology for 35 years. He got out and wrote a billion awesome words denouncing it.
The Oatmeal: Yeah, two Oatmeal articles in one day. Deal with it. This one is on the worst types of questions to receive in a Interview.
Phys Org: Admit it, you’ve always wanted to know whether snakes evolved from land lizards or ocean fairing ones. Well, now you know the rest of the story.
Fan House: All of the Super Bowl ads in one convenient place. Wooo media whore mongering.
Warming Glow: Ufford interview’s the owner of the lovable Lobster Dog. If you don’t know what Lobster Dog is, you can kindly remove yourself form the premises. Mmkay?
Salon: It appears that people are choosing sanity over sex by taking anti-depressants which often lower ones libido.
Draft Day Suit: Tired of all the rambling about the Super Bowl? Well how about some ramblings about curling? Eh? Eh? Wink wink nudge nudge.
Sarah Sprague: Did you miss any of Sarah’s amazing Super Bowl recipes? Well, here they are all in one convenient location.

Butterscotch Banana Cheesecake with Raspberry Coulis:

: Jessica Hall, yes please!

Two clicks and the lovely Jessica gets really big. -The Smoking Jacket

Jalepeno Cheesecake:

Ladies, two clicks works for y’all too.

Bonus Video:

Outro:

Last Call: People Gettin’ Fired Y’all

Nonpopulist — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 23:44:47 +0000

Oldie, but I like it

Last call is the primo hang out for all your internet after-hours cool people and wannabes. So be hip or eat shit. They call this black Monday in the NFL world because after the season is over a lot of coaches get fired. They do not call it black Monday because black coaches get hired or really anything besides interviewed to satisfy the Rooney rule. /Race relations’d. The exception this year is Leslie Frazier who has been named head coach of the Minnesota Vikings. Eric Mangina was fired. Fisher is safe for another season. The Jaguars are going to keep Jack Del Rio and are moving to Los Angeles in a year or two anyway. What did I miss? Let’s get to some links.

Linkage:

BlackSportsOnline: Brett Favre is getting sued for sexual harassment. I wonder if the defendant will have a shortage of character witnesses. /Cut to Peter King drooling and humping Favre’s leg. Who am I kidding? This will never go to trial.

AltReport: Chloe Sevigny was at the beach and thankfully? someone got pictures of that momentous occasion. The Alt Report is one of the few sites on the internet that makes me laugh consistently.

Deadspin: Hilarious. Apparently Jim Rome caught a taping of America’s Funniest Home Videos and Michelle Beadle was in the audience as well. Awesome.

GoDuckGo: Google tracks almost everything you do. I use AdBlockPlus to combat most of what this page talks about. Very important stuff here.

Nerdist: Check out this post if you’re paranoid like I am.

Cheesecake for the fellas:

Act like you can get enough of Alison Brie. Try to act like you can, liar.

Cheesecake for the ladies:

Reenactment of me on New Year’s Eve

Music Video: The Who with David Gilmour- Love Reign O’er Me

Nonpopulist out.

Last Call: Logic + Snow Edition

Logic — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 23:21:06 +0000

: For realzz

Last call is where we all come to congregate about tonight’s TV, last night’s sporting events and this morning’s hangover. Conversations can range from: Animals, sports, dick jokes, funny farts, not so funny farts, alcohol, random acts douchebaggery made funny because you are our friend, hooking up with the opposite sex, cockburn, sorts of trees, art, food, music, tits, my STD’s, ambitions and dreams that will later be shattered into dust, stand up comedy (unrelated), movies and television. Topics may NOT include: gay porn, spiders, air planes, Kirsten Dunst’s baby teeth, hugs and handshakes that go way longer than expected, mustaches on girls, Forrest Whitaker’s lazy eye, hostile robot takeovers, Berstreet’s new relationship to a guy that isn’t me, failure, dying alone, running out of my medication, komodo dragons that can operate weaponry, ship wrecks and other things that I have nightmares about.

Links:

Filmdrunk’s viewing must be a little low because he did enough work to put together a slideshow. But it’s for comment of the year. I might have to build my popularity up over there because I’m pretty sure every fake Twitter account has originated through Lance Martini

Spend Your New Year’s with Sex Cannon…Won’t You? – KSK

A Special Holiday Greeting from MMAfighting and Ben Fowlkes. (last years was funnier/drunker)

And lastly, my most recent comedy video. What’s a Logical post without some self whoring? I will be roasting an Indian, a Jew, a fat Egyptian and a fat Irish gay guy on Wednesday. I need material! HALP!

Okay now.. for the dudes:

: UFC Ring girls Arianny Celeste and Chandella Powell. Anyone else realize it's FIGHT WEEK!?!

And for the ladies? (Not me this time)

: Jim Zorn saying: "Hey Shanahan, thanks. Now, I can get laid in Washington again!" RAWR!

Okay folks. I need to shower and write for the roast. I’ll drop in later but I might also have to go meet this woman that I am trying to ditch. She said “This is my last attempt at asking you to hang out. Meet me at the bowling alley at 9:30PM” That’s pretty much saying “Logic, I don’t like you. I gave you an ultimatum where your only option of getting laid is doing something really shitty on a Tuesday. So fuck her right?

No related posts.

Last Call: The Holidays Edititon

gally — Mon, 27 Dec 2010 23:02:29 +0000

img via Daily What

Last Call is something something. I’m sure that you’re smart enough to figure it out.

Musical Interlude:

Linkage:

Sorry folks. I’m out on the farm and the Internet is a bit spotty. Feel free to share your links in the comments.

Bananas Foster Cheesecake:

: Olivia Paige, uh yeah.

Stilton Cheesecake:

: William Badge Dale RAWWRRRR

Bonus Video:

Outro:

Last Call: Pearl Necklace for Christmas Edition

Nonpopulist — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 23:44:48 +0000

: So fucking true

They used this on the show the other night- via

Last Call is what it is. Y’all know what it is by this point in time. If you’re new the place, it’s a gather of the best the Internet has to offer, coupled with good music, sexy pictures and conversations with like minded folks down in the comment section.
I hope all you ladies get pearl necklaces for Christmas this year. To all you dudes I hope you get to give them.

Musical interlude: This song is catchy.

Linkage:

Eating of The People’s Princess: Tumblr’s are getting mighty disposable nowadays.
The AV Club: “Martin Scorcese, Joe Pesci, Robert De Niro, and Al Pacino Are Making a Mob Movie Together” De Niro and Pacino still have a lot of making up to do for Righteous Kill.

Hot looking lady:

O my gawd. via

Hot Looking Fellow:

Jeff Bridges

Bonus video feat. comedian Tom Segura:

Merry effin Christmas. Your boy Nonpopulist is going on a partial hiatus from creating internet magic for the holidays. I’ll be back in full effect after the new year.

Last Call: The Christmas Vacation Edition

gally — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 23:41:52 +0000

img via Hot Hot Japan Hot

Musical Interlude:

Right This Second-Deadmau5. This song takes a minute or three to get going and then blammo. Ham.

Linkage:

Wall Street Journal: A Holiday message from Ricky Gervais on why he’s an atheist.
Sex, Cigars & Booze: Research shows that women find men in red more attractive. You know who wears a lot of red? Tiger Woods. And Santa Claus.
The Frisky: 11 Movies that are randomly getting sequels in 2011. Boo, hiss to most of them.
Geek Tyrant: A photographer turns his 91 year old grandmother into a superhero to cheer her up. Awesome.
Film Drunk: Vince reposts his Tron Legacy review so that you can yell at him in the comment section.
WWTDD: OMGZ Megan Fox is in a bikini. In Hawaii or something. I’m gonna be frank with you, she doesn’t look all that great un-makeup’d. Sure, she’s skinny with big boobs but, you know. Or maybe you don’t.
Warming Glow: Ufford presents his top ten shows of 2010. Do you care? Probably not, but I do so deal with it.
KSK: Yeah this post is from last Thursday. Yeah it’s a Sex and Fantasy Football advice column from an NFL satire blog. And yet, it’s fantastic. Check it and the 142 comments out.

Cookies and Cream Cheesecake:

: My lovely girlfriend Kaya Danielle, RAWRRR

Havarti Cheesecake:

: Nathan Fillion RAWWWRRRR!!!!

Bonus Video:

Outro:

Last Call: The Sharkgina Edition

gally — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 23:45:03 +0000

img via. From The Ashes

Last Call is what it is. Y’all know the drill. If you need a refresher, it’s a collection of the best of the Internet combined with music, sexy people and conversation with friends and strangers. Oh, and making fun of Greg, aka gimpshot.

Musical Interlude:

Evil Boy by Die Antwoord. Don’t watch if you’re a Sensitive Sally.

Linkage:

Bingo Fuel: A visualization of Facebook relationships across the world.
Gunaxin: In case you didn’t know, Logic, Nonpopulist and myself have brought our talents to Gunaxin. Here’s Hugh’s first post there, on UFC 124.
The Big Lead: More MMA, yeah, I know. Anyways, there’s some wondering going on if GSP is not a good finisher and if he’s really all that good or something.
Film Drunk: I could just post the video here or something, but Vince found it first and is probably is desperate for the page views. So won’t you check out 270 movies in 6 minutes?
SB Nation: Ranking the hirings of new college football coaches and other miscellaneous things.
Warming Glow: Another guy completely desperate for page views, I assume, Matt panders to the lowest level by interviewing an actual celebrity. That celebrity, Henry Fucking Rollins. Around these parts, we’re so disdainful of page views that most days we don’t even post.
Gizmodo: So, scientists think they may have cured AIDS. Now if only they’d put their minds to good use and come up with cloning, hoverboards and a cure to the nastiest of all STD’s, ~~herpes & genital warts~~ children.
TV. Gawker: Jon Stewart goes on a rant, surprise, to tell Republicans that you can’t exploit 911 anymore. It’s pretty damn good.
Daddys Sugar Ball: The guys present their favorite football badasses of all time. ALL TIME.
Playboy: My future wife Shera, pictured below, is in the running for Playmate of The Year. Won’t you do her a favor and vote for her?

Blueberry Cheescake with White Chocolate Glacage:

: Kaya Danielle and Shera Bechard might have to fight it out to be future Mrs. Gally

Stilton Cheesecake:

: A self portrait in a mirror. RAWWWRRR!!!

Again ladies, two clicks and it gets much bigger.

Bonus Video:

Bonus Cheesecake:

: Sweet Baby Jesus. This is apparently Jwoww's sister. Someone stole all the good DNA in that family.

Outro:

Kutiman’s SueYou project, which is like a Girl Talk bit, but with video.

Last Call: The Action Corgi Edition

gally — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 23:24:26 +0000

: Mush Mush

Julia Segal

Alright bitches! Last Call is what it is. It’s a place of joy, wonderment and conversation with like minded individuals.

Musical Interlude:

Linkage:

Under Experiment: Finally someone has put science to good use and proven once and for all that Santa Claus is real. For real yo.
Mars Watch: Have you ever wondered what a sunset looks like on Mars? Well, it’s awesome. You’re Welcome.
EDSBS: Gus Malzahn, the dread pirate, deals the Commodore a blow.
The Atlantic Wire: Why some veterans hate it when you say thank you.
Black And Gold Tchotchkes: Where someone travels back in time 4 months to tell themselves how their great fantasty draft went in the future.
Tech Crunch: What a little creativity combined with Facebook’s shitty new profile can actually accomplish.
Roger Ebert: The sled and the saying Rosebud at the end of Citzen Kane apparently symbolize Vagina. I mean, I guess if you squint one eye and squirt lemon juice in your other eye it looks like a vagina.
Purple Jesus Diaries: Viktor The Viking reports on the metrodome collapse.
Daddys Sugar Ball: Breaking down Cam Newton’s Heisman speech. Hilarious.

Strawberry Mango Cheesecake with Balsamic & Cherry Compote:

: Future Wife Kaya Danielle

Provolone Cheesecake:

: David Boreanaz RAWWWWRRRRRR!!!

Ladies, with a click of the mouse, it gets much much bigger. The photo of course. Pervs.

Bonus Corgi Video:

Outro:

Last Call: The 2 Yellows Birthday Edition

gally — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 23:11:05 +0000

Yay Everyday

Last Call is what it is. You either know it and like it, or you don’t and you’re a weirdo. Anyways, today’s is a special one as it’s long time site friend, Two Yellows, birthday. So give the Englishman some cheer and have a Stout in his honor.

Musical Interlude:

Linkage:

WWTDD:In the shame of all shame, Amber Heard has outed herself as a Lesbian. I mean, because if she hadn’t, we were totally going to get married and have sex. Totally.
The Oatmeal: Oatmeal diagrams what his car has and what every car needs.
Salon: Anti-Wikileaks lies and propaganda, so what exactly has WikiLeaks done to end the world?
Vanity Fair: The Quaid Conspiracy. No, not Quoto, Quaid. As in Randy.
KSK: Time for fun with Peter King.
Film Drunk: This video is some kind of amazing. It’s bloody, shocking, NSFW and you will want to un-see it, but will unable to. You may also laugh uncontrollably. As I did.
Black And Gold Tchotchkes: One day I may move down to LA so that I can be better food buddies with Sarah and I’ve told her so. Anyways, MANHATTAN CUPCAKES! Like the drink, not the place.

Key Lime Cheesecake with Basil-Dark Chocolate Gastrique.

: The lovely, and English, Kayleigh Pearson.

Blue Wenslydale Cheesecake:

: Charlie Hunnam RAAAWWWWRRRRR!!

As with all the lady cheesecake photos, click for a much bigger version.

Bonus Video:

Outro:

Last Call: Terriers Is Gone But Not Forgotten Edition

Nonpopulist — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 01:25:07 +0000

: I will remember you. Will you remember me? da na da da da da da

Last Call is a post we do on Monday and Tuesdays that involves links to stories of the day, pictures of sexy people, and a video or two. Commenting is generally encouraged. I’m super late with this post as I have had a lot of balls in the air today, and I know that doesn’t sound right. Let’s get to the nitty gritty with your itty bitty titties.

Linkage:
Hollywood Reporter: The awesome show Terriers was canceled today. I’ve been in mourning most of the day. It truly was a great show.
Bubbloy: Is twitter censoring discussion of Wikileaks? I don’t know, but this site seems to think so. I think they do a good job of backing up their assertion. Honestly though, twitter censoring Wikileaks is the least of our worries. The lack of quality Justin Bieber hashtags recently is a human rights violation. I will not stand for this. *puts symbolic tape over mouth
Cracked: This is a good article, but I would rename it “11 Celebrities Who Actually Have Some Redeeming Qualities As Opposed to None, Which Is the Norm.” Too wordy?
Alternet: Four Scenarios for the Coming Collapse of the American Empire. You know, in case you needed cheering up today.
Morning Freak Show: If you liked the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon growing up like I did, prepare to have your mind blown.

Hot looking lady: Rachel Bilson

Hot looking fellow:

Timothy Olyphant, at least we still have Justified…

That’s all for tonight. This is late enough already.