Author: Nonpopulist Published: November 29th, 2010
Last Call is a post we do on Monday and Tuesdays that involves links to stories of the day, pictures of sexy people, and a video or two. Commenting is generally encouraged. And I was just kidding about the Grey Cup Edition thing. I’m not Canadian and know nothing about Canadian football or the the game yesterday. The only reason I am aware the game happened is because Gally tweeted about it. He was at the game. How was the concession stand poutine? Did that person you tweeted about possibly dying actually die? You kind of left us hanging on that one.
Linkage: Alternet: The new Wikileaks release is making waves on the web, but they are not very chill waves. Alternet has 7 revelations from the most recent release. I’m thankful other people are going through the documents so I don’t have to. NotGaryJBusey: This popular twitter account was suspended today. Now it’s back, I think. The twitter username is NotGaryJBusey instead of GaryJBusey. I’m taking notes because I recently started a fake Sam Elliot twitter account. Side note, follow that account. The Big Lead: Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia) c/o The Big Lead had a Leslie Nielsen tribute post that is worth checking out. Airplane was the first movie I ever watched that I audibly laughed at by myself.
Hot looking lady:
The lovely Kate Mara
Hot looking fellow:
The incomparable Danny McBride
I’m out. Sorry this was late, my internet messes up every Monday for some reason. O wait, because I have shitty satellite internet that goes out if there is a cloud bigger than your mom’s snatch in the sky.
Last Call is a place where we come to pretend we are in an internet bar. I come on steroids and coke, Gimp pees on fake trees, Nonpop ALWAYS date rapes someone and Gally…well Gally’s on the ludes man, the fuckin’ ludes.
LINK DUMP:
What a wonderful day! Miley Cyrus turned 18 today. Happy Birthday, Miley! (This message was paid for by the Megan’s Law abiding citizens of the United States of America. P.S. FUCK YEAH!) (via WWTDD)
Shameless Self Promotion: My latest episode of the House of Punte went over pretty well despite the tech issues. It’s only 39 minutes so give it a listen, will ya? (House of Punte)
The only other thing I could think of that I read at work today was Drew’s funbag at Deadspin, which was pretty par for the course…I thought. (Deadspin)
Fantasy Football Bragging:
Since Romo went down, my team is 2-4 after starting out 5-0. I was desperate for a trade and even though I could have traded Hakeem Nicks and Steven Jackson for Michael Vick and Miles Austin… *kills self* *Finishes sentence as a ghost* I still managed to take the safe choice in Aaron Rodgers and DeSean Jackson. I was ridiculed for a bit, but now that Nicks is hurt and Rodgers out performed Vick in my head to head matchup for the winning point difference, I’m convinced I made the best move possible.
You guys have any cool fantasy football stories this year?
Sexy Tuesday:
Just like I like my women, faceless.
P.S. I retweeted this picture and it caused me to be unfollowed by ironic trashwhore Hunter Jones who has even more provocative pictures as her banner for her website. Plus it was retweeted by Brendon from WWTDD after I sent it to him. I’m famous!
For the Gays and Ladies:
Me with side abs. Take THAT, Ryan Reynolds.
Dance Party:
I hope Old King Clancy has the X-Factor, if you gnome sayin’.
Author: Nonpopulist Published: November 22nd, 2010
In honor of the end of the Brad Childress regime, an LOL I made a while back
Last Call is sorry you were touched there and in that way when you were a child, but there’s nothing we can do about that now. Time to buck up and develop a drinking problem to deal with your daddy/uncle issues. Your other option is to date Logic. For now check a few links from the day.
Linkage: Guyism: 50 things every guy should know how to do. I was surprised they left masturbate off of the list. Seems like a biggie.
BlkSportsOnline: Robert Littal has been covering the Vince Young/ Tennessee Titans mess. In this post he writes about the childish way in which Vince has handled himself in Tennessee.
FireChilly: Another web site put out of business by an NFL head coach being fired. I doubt they’re worried about that right now. Imagine how long whoever is running the “Fire Mike Tomlin” or “Fire Bill Belichick” will have to wait.
Hot looking lady:
Homina homina Olivia Wilde aka 13
Good looking fellow:
David Duchovny
Musical Interlude:
I downloaded the Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1 soundtrack the other week and have since been unable to stop listening to this song, The Vandals, Euro-Barge. I wasted my first year of college on that freaking game and loved every single minute of it.
What are you up to this fine evening? I’m about to eat a salad.
Y’all know the drill. Talk amongst yourselves. I’ll get this thing finished here before too long. [Update: No Linkage tonight. Sorry. Share your links in the comment section.]
Author: Nonpopulist Published: November 15th, 2010
Haha, your mom's dildo. Classic. And classy.
Last Call is Last Call is the end is the beginning is the beginning is the end. I’m me, Nonpopulist, blogging to you live from the dumpster behind my local McDonald’s. It’s comfier than you might think. I can also confirm the movie Super Size Me was correct. These fries do stay edible a long time. Nom.
Linkage:
Techcrunch: Did Tumblr prevent a 4Chan attack? What’s all this, then? I don’t really believe this story. Girltalk: I saw some people talking about some band called Girltalk and a free album download being offered today. I’m not familiar. If it ain’t power ballads I ain’t listening to it. I made note of this tweet from Matt Ufford to share with you guys if you’re into girl talk and pillow fights and such. For those having trouble downloading the new Girl Talk, you have options: Rapidshare: http://bit.ly/cT5G1vMediafire: http://bit.ly/9yirvK
HammerFisted: Somehow I missed this video of the comedian Jim Norton getting choked out by an MMA fighter Cain Velasquez. I like Norton. I would place him in my top 50 favorite tweeters.
Four Loko: Four Loko freedom is being taken away at an alarming rate. The most recent state I have heard considering a Four Loko ban in New York. I started a Facebook page called “They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our Four Loko!” in order to collect like minds on Four Loko freedom and share what can be done to keep freedom free. Join and tell your friends!
Good looking lady:
Scarlett Johansson
Good looking fellow:
ConeBone69
Musical interlude:
A not so well known fact about me is I am one of the biggest Oasis fans you will ever meet. Now that the band is broken up I look forward to Noel Gallagher doing more stuff like this acoustic version of “Slide Away.”
The Independent: Holy crap, there might be a cure for the common cold. Seriously. Yum Sugar: Gail Simmons, yeah that one, demonstrates some new ways to use cocoa powder. AV Club: This one is a bit old, but did you know there’s canned bacon? The AV Club does a taste test. Daily Kos: Democrats here’s why you didn’t lose and why you lost. Republicans, here’s why you didn’t win and why you won. It makes more sense at the link WWTDD: God Damnit! Adam Sandler is one heck of a good friend. Film Drunk: Hollywood’s top 10 most overpaid actors.
Last Call is where many of us gather to to end the day with a few sexy pics, a sexy song or two, and some hardcore link action. I’m tonight’s host, Nonpopulist. My one regret in life is that I did not come up with a more pretentious online persona. Welcome. Say what you need to say and don’t even worry that I went 4-0 in my NFL picks against the spread in this week’s Rubetastic post. What can I say? It’s a blind squirrel- nut situation. Let’s look at some links, y’all.
Linkage:
Fire Wade Phillips: The people that run this site are going to be bored tomorrow.
Paste Magazine: Paste has a collection of 12 funny Conan O’Brien moments that are still allowed online. I’m so happy Conan is back. I’ve been watching him regularly for about 13 years. I haven’t missed one of his shows since I got DVR in late 2005.
WarBlogle: (To be sung to DJ Kaleed’s ‘All I Do Is Win, Win, Win’) All I do is read, read, read. Here’s a positive story on Can Newton since so many negative stories have been run/ made up recently. As a newish Auburn fan I have tried to reserve a lot of judgment until the facts come out on the Cam Newton taking money to play at Auburn story. After reading almost every story I can find on this alleged scandal I can say with confidence that this Pete Thamel at the New York Times can suck a fat dick. There’s more holes in this story than a fat guy’s boxer briefs. Somebody needs to put a clown suit on him and everyone at ESPN that ran with this story. CLOWN SUITS!
Good looking lady:
I’m talkin’ ’bout HEY-DAY Jessica Simpson
Good looking fellow:
James Franco
My internet is telling me you like cool jams:
Ghostface Killah. Tell ‘em Ghost said, “Take yo clothes off!”
Bonus Video:
This is comedian Jay Pharoah. He’s now on SNL. You may remember him from the incredible Denzel Washington impersonation he did a few weeks ago. Funny guy.
It’s official. The Phoenix Pub is closing up shop at the end of the week. Wish those folks the best. I’m going to continue running the Last Call at least on a Monday Basis and we will be possibly adding new sites to the rotation. I’m unsure of how it’ll all go down right now.
Musical Interlude:
27b Slash 6: David Thorne gets some hate mail calling him a faggot and he responds in hilarious fashion. The Basketball Jones: The guys propose nicknames for other 29 NBA benches now that Phil Jackson has named his The Renegades. WWTDD: Holy Crap! Say what you will about Tom Cruise, nutjob wackjob captain insaneo psychopath Hollywood Superstar, but the guy is a professional and ballsy actor. EDSBS: Did you know that Oregon’s coach, Chip Kelly, is a part time script doctor? Warming Glow: Hot Damn! Another blog has gotten a TV deal. I assume that means mine is somewhere’s in the mail. Uproxx: The 2010 Holiday guide, for those of you that have more than pocket lint in yer pockets. Purple Jesus Diaries: Correction, Randy Moss was the smartest player on the Minnesota Vikings. Film Drunk: Todd Phillips did an interview with Movieline and got things off to an awesome start by telling them he hated them before the thing started.
Strawberry Banana Cheesecake with Cointreau glaze.(more…)
Well, it’s grim times folks. Grim times indeed. The Phoenix Pub, creator of Last Call and serious influence of TGB, is thinking of shuttering their doors. So this place, and Avoiding The Drop, will be your home for Last Call if it is in fact to continue. It’s a sad day indeed. I wish those folks the best and offer them this humble site to write whatever their brains might concoct if the shuttering does go down. Speaking of all this stuff, do you folks want to see the Last Call post continue on or would you like to see us put our efforts elsewhere.
Musical Interlude:
Linkage: Trends Map: This is kind of a neato tool. It by location maps trends on Twitter. So if you ever wondered what the crackheads in your city are twittering about in real time, this will let ya know. Don’t Even Reply: Formerly known as Emails From an Asshole, I think formerly, I don’t know. Anyways, even though it’s been around forever it’s still entertaining. Odds Shark: This site is fan-fucking-tastic. This particular link is for the Stanford-Arizona NCAAF matchup, but this site is the tits. It covers all the sports and matchups with great statistical comparisons and betting lines. Fantastic. NCAA Football: Okay, I’m apparently the last college football fan on earth to have found this site, but it is the official statistics site of the NCAA. Completely in depth and awesome. Burlington Free Press: Did you know there’s BEER-BATTERED DEEP FRIED BACON? God damn I need some of that in me right now. The Oatmeal: What to do when your boss starts masturbating at work. Vanity Fair: The Unsocial Network, an excerpt from The Late Night Wars. SB Nation: As always, the excellent College Football Alphabetical. Warming Glow: So you probably heard that The Walking Dead was fantastic, and it was. Well apparently a bunch of people know that because its ratings were huge. Film Drunk: So, Red Shirt guy from Blizzcon has been immortalized. And not in the Internet meme kind of way. In the holy shit that’s pretty awesome kind of way.
Last Call is, well explaining it feels like beating a dead horse and I’ve already beat enough stuff today.
Musical Interlude:
Linkage:
Links will be updated throughout the evening as I process them all. Mens Health: What a womans clothing means in regards to how sexy she feels. Interesting. NY Times: A look behind the scenes of the show Millionaire Matchmaker. Shut up. Just read it. Esquire: Esquire does an expose on To Catch a Predator and the lawsuit filed when one of it’s “guests” killed himself. Eating Is The Hard Part: Your basic fantastic, amazing food porn. A tale from a James Beard dinner. Dave Pedu: An inception horn. You know you want to turn up the speakers and play it. I linked one of these before, but Ufford linked this last night so I thought I’d do it again. LA Times: Four Loko, the wonderous and mysterious fantastic concoction that breezed into our lives may be breezing out of our lives just as fast.
Raspberry Cheesecake with Almond Foam and Port Gastrique:Awesomeness below
The lovely Kate Mara
The incomparable Danny McBride
