Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask PJD if he still beats it to just as many men as women. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
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National Post: The slow decline of a great, as it applies to Roger Federer. The Noob Dad: How to make your home as dangerous as possible for your kids. Daryl Lang: Photos of some of the things that are the same distance from ground zero as the proposed mosque. Talent Zoo: How to use Twitter to find a job. It appears that some of us could really use this. You Tube: I can’t embed this so I’ll link it instead, but here’s an awesome alternate ending to Se7en. Times Union:Dan Le Batard of the Miami Herald wrote a column giving voice to the idea that sports journalists are lazy, ignorant and so forth and being real just isn’t worth the trouble now. Sports Journalism: Dan Le Batard gets taken to task for bashing his own profession, and that profession is defended. The Rugged: F is for…. a look at the state of modern relationships. Sports Business Journal: The founders of Rivals.com have raised $6 million of their own and created a brand new website. Some are calling it Rivals 2.0. Not me though. I’m not clever enough to think of something like that. Mommy Wants Vodka: That’s *cough* Mr. Butterfly *cough* to you. A funny tale of finding that perfect costume for your children. Even if you don’t have kids, take a gander at Aunt Becky’s wordsmithery. Shut up, it’s a word if I say it is.
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask WSR if he got that memo about the TPS reports. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
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That video is kind of sexy. What? It is.
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Film Drunk: Sylvester Stallone once auditioned for the part of Han Solo. Looking back at that sentence, I probably sound retarded. It’s okay, I’m already partially homeless drunk. Blunt Card: This is kind of exactly what it sounds like. It’s a site full of faux cards that you can send electronically, and get this… they’re all blunt. It’s much more entertaining than my rambling description portrays it. Foxy Blunt: Similar to the site above and yet completely different. A collection of beautiful, yet hilariously blunt greeting cards that you can order. They’re also going to be rolling out wallpaper, stationary and tshirts as the site has a really unique and attractive style. Oh, I received the I love you when I don’t hate you card before, and I’m quite enamored with it. ESPN: A really cool article from ESPN’s Fantasy Football guru, Matt Berry, about statistical anomalies and how you can’t always judge the NFL by its numbers. Gunaxin: 10 Ways to annoy your fantasy football league. Eureka Alert: In an amazing breakthrough, scientists have found a way to regenerate nerve connections after a spinal injury in mice. All Recipies: Feeling up to a big freaking culinary challenge? Try making this orange, green and white striped ravioli. Slate: When did testicles become courageous, one reporter wonders.
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask Logic about self buttsecks. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
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Ryan Pitts: Hey, you know that horn sound from Inception? Well now you can play it anytime you want at home. Dave Jones: If the Old Spice guy, aka Isiah Mustafa, answered the social media critics. Hype Beast: Here’s six songs from Daft Punk’s upcoming score for the new Tron movie. Different than what you’d expect, but good. Break Lamps: The Sex Gods favor the bold. That is all. The Oatmeal: Oatmeal is awkward just like us. Good to know. Deadspin: The Downfall of the Bylaw Blog. Shitty news. Fire Joe Morgan: In keeping with my strategery of posting stuff that’s old, here’s something from 2005. It’s a glossary of some real and made up baseball terms. Funny as hell anyways. Warming Glow: Lot’s of people watched the premiere of Rubicon, relatively. Some people think it’s a big stupid poopy show, while others appreciate the art of it and the slow pace leading to a theoretical payoff… hmm, sounds an awful lot like Mad Men in that regards, only without a red head with big cans. Sportress of Blogitude: Just like Jesus carried the cross, Tim Tebow carried the shoulder pads. Uproxx: This week in meme watch is sad helmet Keanu. Well worth the click.
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask Gally about how to be least productive as possible. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
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Linkage: ESPN: Apparently I keep things topical here as I post news from 2 weeks ago… Remember The Decision, well even ESPN’s ombudsman thought it was a horrible idea and ripped The World Wide Leader for it. Midwest Sports Fans: In honor of Dinner For Schmucks, Jerod has put together a best of Paul Rudd, Steve Carell and Zach Galifianakis. Enjoy. The Noob Dad: I know that most of you, except Logic, don’t have any kids, but here’s seven reasons you shouldn’t be friends with your children on Facebook. BBC: Doctors have created ,or grown I should say, a brand new complete joint out of stem cells. No not that kind of joint, a hip joint weirdos. Daddys Sugar Ball: God damn it, those bastards did it again… Sex advice with Rick Pitino. Warming Glow: Because I was as unproductive as possible today, here’s whats on TV tonight via Mr. Ufford. Sportress of Blogitude: Yikes! Herr Goodell claims that if the Jaguars leave Jacksonville it’s all the shitty fans fault. Fuck you fans, is what I’m sure he said. Mommy Wants Vodka: Clearly I’m not in the typical demographic for this website and yet I still read it almost every day. In this article Aunt Becky tells us why she deserves a penis and what she would do if she had one.
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask PJD about members of the Minnesota Viking’s members. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
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Cracked: Six ways that your office job is literally killing you. Almost makes me rethink wanting an office job. Time: You know all that think positive stuff that people keep trying to get you to do? Well stop it right now. Studies have shown that faking positivity is much worse for your mental health than bouts of negativity. WNYC: This is old as dirt now, but I’ve not linked it and it’s hogging up a tab in my browser. They uncovered a 200 year old ship beneath the WTC. Warming Glow: I ran out of time again, so tonight’s TV listings are brought to you by Mr. Ufford. FilmDrunk: Will Ferrell and Adam McKay have a new teenage sex comedy coming out. I think I’ll like it, while Vince does everything but pull out **record scratch** the dismissive wank gif. See for yourselves, and Vince’s last two lines are worth the click alone. WWTDD: Poor Guy Ritchie with his millions of dollars and what not. He sure is struggling with with life after divorcing Madonna. I don’t know if his model girlfriend, Jacqui Ainsley, will be able to console him. Inside Higher Ed: A Liberal Arts professor tears a University a new asshole over Liberal Arts cuts. Will Leitch: Will quotes himself over the idea that Twitter should remove follower counts. Discuss. Club Trillion: Mark lets us down with this post. All of us. But then he goes and totally redeems himself by posting a video. Hey look a puppy. The Med Guru: Science has prevailed for us once again! Men who stare at boobs lead longer, happier lives!!!
Be careful, it may take you seconds, minutes even, into the future.
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask Rovitz about that time he had syphilis.. don’t worry, it cleared up. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
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Unfortunately due to recent events, I feel like I have to preface this song with, It’s a song, just a song. It has no bearing on my mental state, what I’m thinking or my “emoness.”
Those of you that watch the very underrated Leverage on TNT, or via torrents, this song was previewed last week and was actually written and sung by show star, Christian Kane.
Linkage: Warming Glow: I didn’t have time to do What’s On Deck today, so you’ll have to settle for Ufford’s version. I say settle because he leaves out a bunch of shows that I normally recommend to you clowns. WWTDD: Well, I don’t want to make any salacious rumors or stories here, but Angelina Jolie is a lesbian pedophile. It’s true. There’s photographic evidence of her kissing some random 12 year old girl. *Roman Polanski says alright!* The Awl: You know that I Write Like website that everyone shit on because they didn’t think their sentence length and what not had similarities to David Foster Wallace? Well here’s a Q&A with the site’s creator. The Luxury Spot: I shared this a while ago on Twitter, but lately things I share seem to break out big a few days later from someone more influential, so here it is again. A girl asked her boyfriend what he’d like for dinner on his birthday, and she did not understand his response. Neither did her mother, so she took to Yahoo answers. New Scientist: Nerd alert! Don’t click this link if you’re not prepared to have your mind asplode. Essentially, some theory dictates that every black hole may contain a hidden universe?!? Midwest Sports Fans: Congrats to the MSF guys, as this was their first post to receive 100K page views and it wasn’t even about sports. It’s the top 10 Louis CK stand up moments. I disagree though as it doesn’t even have the saddest blowjob in the universe bit. AMC TV: The Mad Men interactive job interview. Mine told me that I should be a media buyer, aka Harry Crane. Second String Fullback: Samer gives us six questions about all these training camp questions. Huffington Post: So, the guy who was in charge of implementing the bank bailout, is claiming that we should cut social security because, well just read it. It’s got to be infuriating for you guys down there. Sorry. Gizmodo: The alcoholic death is soon to be amongst us, as you can now pay your bar tab via iPhone.
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or give WSR your condolences as he got married this weekend. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
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Adactio: Not only is inception an amazing movie, but it has set itself up to be a timeless classic. Men’s Health: /facepalm So Men’s Health asked a bunch of women why they have sex. Such a horrible, totally ambiguous question if nothing else. Well, they got 237 different reasons and thought they’d share them with us all. Sometimes I hate the media and Internet. Brand DNA: Then again, this happens and the Internet goes and totally redeems itself. Paper tweets. Yes, paper tweets. It’s even cooler than it sounds. Steel Clink Alcatraz: Samer guest posts again with 6 bands that he’d like to punch in the face. EDSBS: It’s Monday, which means that it’s time for the Fulmer Cupdate. Spencer Hall really is doing the Lords work over there. The Sporting Blog: You might have heard that Dwayne Wade is a terrorist. That may or not be factual, but Hutchins brings you the quote, the edited quote, the screenshot, the audio clip and anything else you might want to know about the situation. Hammer Fisted: A preview of Bobby Campbell vs Christian Darrow. Don’t know who those guys are, well don’t worry because there’s rape jokes!! Extensive Vamping: A note to all you women readers out there, I know there’s a bunch of you: Soy is bad shit. Soy is supposed to be this healthy alternative to everything, but actually contains a lot of hormones and can act as a unwanted natural birth control. Also, it can make women all hormonal and crazy. I’m sure it doesn’t help men out either. Roger Ebert: The myth of the perfect film, especially as it pertains to certain negative reviews of Inception. I Am Donald: This is Donald Glover’s personal website. This is a remix of his new song. I can’t stop listening to it, so I’m going to share it with you. Again. Enjoy.
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gimp about his love of fine ficus’. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
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You’ll likely be hearing this song a lot this summer. You’ve been warned.
Linkage:
Hip Hop Wired: This is much sadder than the headline would imply, but a young British woman masturbated to death. The Big Lead: Well there’s one way to stay relevant. Trash one of your fellow bloggers in a web post. Geoff Decker of TBL trashed Robert Littal of Black Sports Online, calling him the BET of sports blogs. Rolling Stone: Matt Taibbi is starting to make a name for himself over at RS. This post, “The Five Funniest Things About the ‘LeBron James: Global Superdouche’ Broadcast,” is fantastic. NJ.com: De-constructing NJ Nets owner Mikhail Prokorhov. Deadspin: If you’ve ever thought yourself a poor writer lacking a grasp of the English language, well you very well could be right. Having said that, this guy makes you look like Chaucer in comparison. Gagging Towards Bethlehem: Rachael has started a Kickstarter project in order to raise money for a project she’s working on. It’s a pretty cool foodie related project, so check it out. Daddys Sugar Ball: The live blog of the HR Derby done by SBNation has gotten a lot of good responses and love. This one done by DSB was also pretty damn good. Uproxx: Eight inexpensive things re-purposed for something awesome. They might not all be awesome, but they are interesting. Warming Glow: So, Jon Bois apparently shares my opinion on Mad Men. It’s a good show and stylistically it does a fantastic job, but it’s not THAT great. WWTDD: Whoopi Goldberg thinks that Mel Gibson is being a stupid dick right now, but isn’t actually a racist. He’s been in her house before with her kids after all.
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask PJD about masturbating to Adrian Peterson. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
Apparently my life has delved into the world of parody. Which means that there is one, and only one, solution. Go the Costanza route, which of course means that every time I have a life choice to make I should do the exact opposite of what I’d normally do.
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Short Order: Top 10 foods that get you high. This report is brought to you by the Miami New Times. Seriously. Papas Basement: If you guys have the time to listen to one podcast this week, I’d recommend this one. The tape of Mel Gibson ranting and raving gets broken down Zapruder style, Rachael reviews Predators and gets made fun of and Ned Flanders throws out the N word. Deadspin: So today Drew breaks down the eternal dilemma that has plagued mankind for eons and eons. Loud farts versus silent farts. Esquire: The story behind the man who broke the Price is Right by having the only Perfect Showcase Showdown in the shows 38 year history, and the man who claims that it was all his doing. The Oatmeal: The top six reasons to ride a polar bear to work. Uproxx: Danger Guerrero presents a guide to Disney’s horrible female role models. I know most of you fools don’t know how to read, but that’s okay as he kindly provided pictures. Black and Gold Tchotchkes: The Football Foodie World Cup Finals between the American hamburger and Uruguay’s chivito sandwich, as presented by psychic Admiral Calamari. Steel Clink Alcatraz: Danger Guerrero has been a busy boy lately and he presents us with all the work he’s been doing lately. Check it out, as he’s legitimately funny and a half decent writer. I kid. Film Drunk: The new poster for ‘I Spit on Your Butt.’ H Spot: Some sex myths get uncovered. Yay for sex.
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask Chubs what food gives him his namesake. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
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Old-Wizard: Here’s an idea on how to piss a bunch of nerds off. Make a definitive list of the top 100 video games of all time. Then, don’t include any games that came out in the last 10 years and have the list be 75% NES games. Information Is Beautiful: Every country in the world is the best at something, whether it’s Serial Killers, Diamond production, happiness or the production of horse meat. Daddys Sugar Ball: Gary Busey takes over the role of Larry King and his first interview is with Satan. Mens Health: Sigh. Womens magazines do it and so do Mens magazines. They make over reaching lists about what the other sex wants/means, from the standpoint of one singular member of the other sex. This one is just, well, it’s kind of stupid really. Mashable: This is old, but it’s noteworthy. Apparently 10% of the population under the age of 25 thinks that it’s okay to send text messages during the act of coitus. Yeah, that’s right. During. If you have the time to do that during, you’re doing it wrong. Wolfram Alpha: Last week I linked to Cleverbot, but this is Cleverbot on steroids. Ask it all kinds of questions, from scientific to what is the meaning of life and you’ll get interesting answers. A collection of Wolfram Alpha Easter Eggs is here. Reuters: An Italian scientist has essentially developed a way to grow a vagina in a lab. For women with genetic defects of course, get your mind out of the gutter. Kotaku: A visual guide to the first person shooter. Guardian: So a study has pointed to the possibility that women who receive an ovary transplant could not only regain fertility, but live up to 40% longer.
