Time For a Mailbag
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. You may have noticed that posting is a little slow around here lately. Fret not children, it’s just that we here at TGB have worked together for so long that our cycles have synced up and yes, it is our time of the month. Well that, there only being baseball on and life crap like final exams, health issues and work getting in the way. Don’t worry though, football season is only 38 days away!
In the meantime, we’re going to start up the mailbag feature that so many better run sites than ours do. Not out of sheer laziness, though that’s an issue around here, but because they’re fun to do if people actually send in questions. And if people don’t send in questions, we’ll answer query’s from the spam filter as well as questions from other sites, newspapers and/or past final exams.
Are you wondering what kind of stuff experts such as ourselves are capable of answering? Fret not, because even if we don’t know the answer we’ll make something up and act like we knew it all along. Yeah, we’re cool like that. Anyways, you have until Friday at 10am EST to send in questions. Some suggested questions for our staff below.
For Gally: Why are you so lame? Why did you suck Peyton’s dick? Is it true that you turn chicks gay? What’s better, burritos or anal? What happens when you fall into a black hole?
For Logic: Derp? So, that Brady Quinn guy, how did your date go? How long before Eli Manning drives you to suicide? What’s the newest and greatest in date rape drugs and/or steroids?
For Gimp: Are you still alive? Why do birds suddenly appear, when you’re near? Rank your favorite of all the ficus plants. What are some helpful safety tips for when drinking to blackout?
For PJD: Britt Faar or Brett “I love you and want your babies” Favre? In the absence of #4, what week are the Vikings eliminated from the playoffs with Tavaris at the helm? 9? 14? 5? I’ve run out of women to masturbate to on the web, can you suggest any men?
For Chubs: Buffalo? A Bills Fan? How are you still alive? Why aren’t you as funny as logic? Does your Big Ten speed translate into other areas of life, like the bathroom or perhaps the bedroom? How can I best sodium alginate and guar gum into a culinary masterpiece?
For White Speed Receiver: How can I set up a tax shelter for my blog? Is it true that as a big guy, your dong is horribly un-proportional? Is Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother based off of you? What kind of Whisk(e)y should I be using as mouth wash and/or drinking water? What if I want an abortion and a tiny American flag?
Rovitz: So, how bad does living in Michigan suck? Bitches hey? I was thinking of writing a love poem as a Facebook status, where should I start. How can I use Scrabble to get chicks?
Nonpopulist: You work in IT, what a loser, did your wife marry you due to Stockholm Syndrome? Would you let Jeff Fisher give you a mustache ride? I’m thinking about becoming a beat poet, tips? How’s about that Vince Young fellow? Seems like a wonderful young chap.
As always, send questions to us here or at thegallyblog@ gmail.com and then of course there’s always the comment section.
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