Though Memorial Day is an American holiday, The Gally Blog and it’s staff will be honoring it as best we can. We all should remember those from the Armed Forces that have given their lives so that we may enjoy freedoms. There will be some lighter posting this afternoon, but at the cost of the buffoonery that you’ve come to expect from us.
In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved, and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.
One of the contributors at this site, PJD is getting married this weekend. So congratulations to him on that. But before he takes the big plunge, I would like to pass on some helpful tips courtesy of some stand up comics.
First up we hear from Rodney Carrington:
The key to this one is right out of the gate: (more…)
Tiger woods latest scandal left everyone in shock and awe. Everyone that is except for me. No one is perfect and when celebrities slip up, I am here to exploit it. Hopefully for money. Tiger, you shouldn’t have cheated. You had everything you ever needed: money, fame, and according to the Irish, a wife who’s face was so beautiful that it was worthy of being photoshopped in a nude photo. Which was great, at that point you don’t even need to see her naked. You can just imagine the body it was photoshopped onto. They did this with Megan Fox as well, did I mention she was in a Superwoman(NSFW) outfit? I mean, we’re all pink on the inside, right? Aherm. Anyway, moving along…
