Sports, Satire and Bad Jokes

Really? Like For Reals?

• March 11th, 2010
• Posted in Random Deviations
• By Logic

This is not going to be a long story because I don’t know how to add to it. Tony Washington, a Division II draft prospect from Albilene Christian…well…there is no easy way to say this…so I’ll just say it. Homey stuffed his sister’s box. Honestly, the only thing I’m going to say is this: Going down No related posts.[ READ MORE ]

Figure Skating. Just. Got. Awesome!

• March 2nd, 2010
• Posted in Random Deviations
• By gally

Have you ever been sitting there thinking, “man I really want to like figure skating. It’s just missing something”? Have you ever been thinking about this while sitting near a 80’s van? Did that van cause you to think about dragons and swords and metal? Well, if so than you probably thought figure Related posts:

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Urge for Baseball … Rising?

• March 2nd, 2010
• Posted in Random Deviations
• By PJDiaries

Well shit. We’ve just dropped into a sports deadzone here (unless you like hockey, but then you can just move to Canada, you asshole) where NBA basketball is still too early in the season to be excited for the playoffs, the Olympics are over, and the only good thing about the NFL is that I Related posts:

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They Call Me…The Chokey Chicken

• February 27th, 2010
• Posted in Entertainment . Random Deviations
• By K-Gun

A Russian hockey team with an amount of firepower that would make even SPECTRE’s most elite evil scientists blush goes out with a whimper against a Canadian team that was considered dead in the water just two days prior. Throw in some early playoff exits, and the face of the team, Alex Ovechkin, is starting No related posts.[ READ MORE ]

Why My Olympic Figure Skating Boner Is Legit Business

• February 17th, 2010
• Posted in Random Deviations
• By PJDiaries

Unlike the rest of the world, I never really get all that aroused by the entire Olympic games. What, we need to have some queens ski down a hill in order to determine national supremecy? I mean, I get the appeal. Fighting for worldwide recognition is pretty sweet (and sticking it to those damn Ruskies Related posts:

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Personal Day, Now With Sweet Video

• February 9th, 2010
• Posted in Random Deviations
• By gally

Howdy folks. It sure has been busy here lately. For all you new readers, I hope you like the place and for all you old readers, thanks for sticking with us. I’ve got an actual full real day off today so I’m taking it. We’ll be back tomorrow with all new original No related posts.[ READ MORE ]

Doppleganger Week: It’s Spreading Like Country Crock

• February 5th, 2010
• Posted in Random Deviations
• By K-Gun

If you’re anything like me (which is a shame, in many, many regards), you’ve been horribly annoyed at the “Doppleganger Week” thing that’s spread on Facebook. Does anyone care that I bare a resemblance to a chubby Alton Brown or a skinny Drew Carey? I think not. What I do care about are long, convoluted No related posts.[ READ MORE ]

Two Alex’s, One Puck

• January 22nd, 2010
• Posted in Fail . Random Deviations
• By gally

Alex Auld is a goaltender for the Dallas Stars of the NHL. Last night against his former team, the Vancouver Canucks, Auld tried to emulate his teammate Marty Turco’s prowess with the puck. He ended up emulating catch the greased up deaf guy from Family Guy, by slipping and giving the puck to No related posts.[ READ MORE ]

Jared Allen Is A Dirty Spearchucker

• January 20th, 2010
• Posted in Random Deviations . Satire
• By gally

Jared Allen is a dirty player spearchucker. What? Why are you looking at me like that. Come on, I can’t read your mind. Oh nothing’s wrong? Then why are you yelling at me? Oh, that’s what spearchucker means. Oops. Besides being a fierce NFL pass rusher who can’t defend the Related posts:

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Dwight Freeney Wishes You Had. More Time.

• January 18th, 2010
• Posted in Entertainment . Random Deviations
• By gally

I have no idea how new this video is. One of our former writers pointed it out to me last night, but all that means is that it came out in the last 20 years or so. I hadn’t seen it before, so I’m sharing it with y’all. The video is essentially an ad No related posts.[ READ MORE ]