Amazing what one can do with DVR and an iPhone. Thanks to reader FlankerNips for the picture. Ok, now the Tony Kornheiser thing has been blown way out of proportion. Deadspin posted an article claiming that there could be an underbelly to the story…about how TK took a shot at Chris Berman’s weight. Jason Whitlock got really mad (Ed Note: Like a big, fat, black baby. Kind of like the kid from “The Cleveland Show) and had a little twitter battle with AJ Daulerio. After Whitlock blocked Daulerio, AJ did the one thing any reasonable man would do. Curse him out via email.
That’s all well and good. I’ve done that thousands of times. I wish I still had the snotty email I sent MTV’s “Made” about not hiring me as a Lacrosse Coach. Regardless of that situation, it’s kind of stupid that TK can’t talk about his “co-workers” on his radio show. Isn’t that controlling the media? Like what the Nazis did? It’s bad enough ESPN has a global monopoly on sporting news, but to actually suspend a dude for commenting on some broad’s attire? C’mon. Where are the anti-trust laws?
Just look at the daffy bitch! Is she kidding me? She is TRYING to get attention for her ludicrous outfits. Whether it is the go-go boots and the sausage flaps, or the stupid army get up…this broad looks like she gets dressed in the dark. At first, when I heard her name…I thought she would be hot. Hannah Storm sounds like she would be a super-hero who sexily shoots lightning to subdue female bank robbers. No such luck. Instead she has the super power to make me cringe. I’m looking at a dame, way past her prime, talking about sports and looking like her wardrobe was shot out of a cannon at an Arena Football game. This is my Hell.
Tony Kornheiser was right to criticize her and I commend him for even apologizing (even though it was an “I’m sorry I got caught” apology.) What’s the point of being in the media if you can’t criticize people regardless of where they work? This was the major problem I had with Steve Phillips bagging that troll. ESPN did not even recognize it on any of it’s radio stations or during the entire day on Sports Center. Meanwhile, they had CSPAN like coverage of every harlot Tiger Woods stuck his flesh flute in. It’s hypocrisy, I tell you! I say that if this trick wants to walk around like Blinkin from Robin Hood: Men in Tights lays out her clothes in the morning, we should have the opportunity, NAY! The right, to make fun of her!
Seems like the only things we do over here are post bukakkes Blogkakkes, Last Calls and other link dumps. Well that’s my fault. I’m too busy swimming in hot chicks and money to find anything to write about. Last night, I spent all night trying to fit all these 20$ bills in my wallet! It was nearly impossible! I got to admit, sometimes being a sports blogger has it’s downside. Like when the paparazzi won’t leave you alone. (Ed. Note: UGH! I hate when that happens!) Other times, things just seem to fall in your lap.
I’m not sure if all the sexin’ has been the Giants downfall, unless Antonio Pierce slipped a disk doing the pile driver, because then I KNOW that’s the problem. I think the problem is this ratio of economy=Bill Clinton:George Bush::defense=Spags:Sheridan. That’s the real problem. All the guy had to do was coast, for crying out loud! I think Eli dippin’ his wick into a bunch of sluts actually makes him human. He was knocked by New York media for being emotionless during his rookie season and then the same NY Media ripped Mark Sanchez and Rex Ryan for crying and being over emotional in their rookie seasons. If you want the middle ground, you get Rex Grossman. So shut up, NY Post. You stink.
The source might not be credible. First of all…she’s a whore seller. Secondly, she knows AJ Daulerio is a blow fiend (and Deadspin is Brooklyn-based) who wasn’t paying attention until she mentioned hookers and Eli Manning in the same sentence. The Daulerio was interested. It’s Eli’s squeaky clean image that makes this interesting. If she said “Tiger Woods”, people would have bought her shitty book of lies. However, It is still all hearsay and Joe Namath is still the biggest womanizing quarterback in New York…even today he gets my sexual harassment charges than Eli and Sanchez combined.
I can only imagine how you would have to get the information out of Eli for conformation:
Police Man: “Now Eli, on the dolly, show us where she touched you…” hands Eli blow pop Elisha: drools “She touched my fireman.” Smiles and winks at stuffed animal he brought for courage Police Man: “Oh thank God, this is over.”
end scene
Football's Val Venus
Did anyone ever check to see if Archie and his wife had the same surname? This whole family has way too large of foreheads. Plus, Wikipedia says Eli lives in the same building as Jesse Palmer and we know that guy is pulling tail (see: Erin Andrews, the Bachelor), I bet the whores were on their way to his apartment he just ordered them to Eli’s crib (meant literal, not black-talk) where he would pick them up. Because he’s sly like a fox, that Palmer is. Anyway, does Deadspin have like a direct line for whores to call that say they have inside information on Tiger Woods? Like a sexy batphone? Or a stiletto shoephone like in Get Smart?
If you didn’t know or are retarded, Blogs With Balls 2.0 is going on right now in Vegas. I was supposed to go, but shit happened and instead I’m in the wintery North blogging away about nothing.
This video is one of the great videos, blogs and podcasts that the BWB group have done. This one is the intro to this weeks BWB 2.0. It has an alcoholic, needy desperate Will Leitch perhaps playing himself. It has AJ Daulerio as the egomaniacal, power hungry, mustachioed drug fiend that he’s known as in some circles. It also has my blogger hero, Matt Ufford, sleeping in a keyboard cat t-shirt in a park. When woken up, he eats pizza out of a bag, insists the key to blogging is traffic from writing stuff like MEGAN FOX NAKED THREE WAY DONKEY PORN in your post, and starts working out to NSYNC all while wearing no pants. Ah the blogger dream life, I wonder how long his battery lasts.
