Posts Tagged ‘AP poll’
Author: gimp Published: September 28th, 2009
Well that was an interesting week/weekend of college football. All sorts of craziness occurred. Mississippi remembered they were Mississippi and lost, Tebow Christ was concussed, the U is not back, Penn State loses to Iowa for the second year in a row, and I won a good percentage of my sport bets. Okay so that last part didn’t happen, but no one is really going to care about that…Except maybe my bookie, but that’s a whole other story.
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Tags: AP poll, college football, NCAA, NCAA AP poll Week 5, ncaa college football, NCAAF
Category Better while Intoxicated, Recap, Uncategorized |
Author: gimp Published: September 21st, 2009
Week 3 of the college football season has wrapped, which means the week 4 (?) AP poll is out. It was definitely an interesting weekend of college football, as we saw several upsets. Before we get to my “expert” analysis, let’s play a quick game of FMK. Leave your choices in the comment section, and in case you’re unsure of what FMK is click here (definition #2).


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Tags: AP poll, AP poll week 4, ap rankings, college football, FBS Ranking, Football, NCAA, ncaa college football, NCAAF AP Poll week 4
Category Recap, Satire, Uncategorized |
Author: gimp Published: September 14th, 2009
Week 2 of the 2009 college football season is in the books, which means the AP poll is out. The rankings are below, along with the type of “expert” analysis that should earn me some type of writing award. But before we get to the sarcasm let me say that I hate the first 2 weeks of the college football season. For the most part it’s Div I A teams violating Div I AA teams (fuck calling it the FBS & FCS) as their family and friends are forced to watch. In some instances it’s like a really bad snuff film.
Plus it gives us no real sense of how good some of the teams really are. Can you really gauge how good a team is when they have what can only be described as a blood orgy at the expense of Eastern Washington State University? Fuck no The only good this serves is to skew the spreads and over/unders in a higher fashion which will help me to win money later in the season by betting the under and against the spread with my bookie…And by win money I mean piss away my unborn child’s college fund. Now that I’m done ranting, let’s get to the rankings…
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Tags: AP poll, ap rankings, college football, NCAA, ncaa college football, NCAAF
Category Uncategorized |
Author: gimp Published: September 8th, 2009
The 2009 NCAA college football season is well under way. Week 1 has ended after last night’s close contested battle between the University of Miami and Florida State. Today is Tuesday, which means 2 things, 1) I have a reference point for recalling the lapses in memory I have for the last few days and 2) This week’s rankings from the Associated Press are out. Below you will find the rankings, as well as my expert analysis. And by expert analysis I mean tons of profanity and sarcasm.
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Tags: AP poll, associated press, college football, NCAA, ncaa college football
Category Recap, Satire, Uncategorized |