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Thursday September 15th 2011

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Last Call: The Holidays Edititon

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Last Call is something something. I’m sure that you’re smart enough to figure it out.

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Sorry folks. I’m out on the farm and the Internet is a bit spotty. Feel free to share your links in the comments.

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Last Call

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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask PJD about members of the Minnesota Viking’s members. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com

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Cracked: Six ways that your office job is literally killing you. Almost makes me rethink wanting an office job.
Time: You know all that think positive stuff that people keep trying to get you to do? Well stop it right now. Studies have shown that faking positivity is much worse for your mental health than bouts of negativity.
WNYC: This is old as dirt now, but I’ve not linked it and it’s hogging up a tab in my browser. They uncovered a 200 year old ship beneath the WTC.
Warming Glow: I ran out of time again, so tonight’s TV listings are brought to you by Mr. Ufford.
FilmDrunk: Will Ferrell and Adam McKay have a new teenage sex comedy coming out. I think I’ll like it, while Vince does everything but pull out **record scratch** the dismissive wank gif. See for yourselves, and Vince’s last two lines are worth the click alone.
WWTDD: Poor Guy Ritchie with his millions of dollars and what not. He sure is struggling with with life after divorcing Madonna. I don’t know if his model girlfriend, Jacqui Ainsley, will be able to console him.
Inside Higher Ed: A Liberal Arts professor tears a University a new asshole over Liberal Arts cuts.
Will Leitch: Will quotes himself over the idea that Twitter should remove follower counts. Discuss.
Club Trillion: Mark lets us down with this post. All of us. But then he goes and totally redeems himself by posting a video. Hey look a puppy.
The Med Guru: Science has prevailed for us once again! Men who stare at boobs lead longer, happier lives!!!

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Last Call: The Costanza Edition

Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask PJD about masturbating to Adrian Peterson. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com

Apparently my life has delved into the world of parody. Which means that there is one, and only one, solution. Go the Costanza route, which of course means that every time I have a life choice to make I should do the exact opposite of what I’d normally do.

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Short Order: Top 10 foods that get you high. This report is brought to you by the Miami New Times. Seriously.
Papas Basement: If you guys have the time to listen to one podcast this week, I’d recommend this one. The tape of Mel Gibson ranting and raving gets broken down Zapruder style, Rachael reviews Predators and gets made fun of and Ned Flanders throws out the N word.
Deadspin: So today Drew breaks down the eternal dilemma that has plagued mankind for eons and eons. Loud farts versus silent farts.
Esquire: The story behind the man who broke the Price is Right by having the only Perfect Showcase Showdown in the shows 38 year history, and the man who claims that it was all his doing.
The Oatmeal: The top six reasons to ride a polar bear to work.
Uproxx: Danger Guerrero presents a guide to Disney’s horrible female role models. I know most of you fools don’t know how to read, but that’s okay as he kindly provided pictures.
Black and Gold Tchotchkes: The Football Foodie World Cup Finals between the American hamburger and Uruguay’s chivito sandwich, as presented by psychic Admiral Calamari.
Steel Clink Alcatraz: Danger Guerrero has been a busy boy lately and he presents us with all the work he’s been doing lately. Check it out, as he’s legitimately funny and a half decent writer. I kid.
Film Drunk: The new poster for ‘I Spit on Your Butt.’
H Spot: Some sex myths get uncovered. Yay for sex.

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