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Logic takes the Matthew Berry Survey

 

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Hello. Welcome to a giant fantasy rundown. I saw this survey labeled “Reality Check” by Matthew Berry on ESPN’s site. I thought it would be a cool idea if I answer all of the questions he answered and measure up to him in January of 2011 (if I make it). I’m also going to try to keep the answers related to the sports that he used, even when the questions don’t state it! Look, mom! I’m unbiased! Lastly, I’ll be adding commentary because face it, Matthew Berry isn’t funny.

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Ask Logic

Hey now. It’s Friday and I’m going out drinking. What does that mean in a sports-blogging sense? Well…I’ll be drunk? Anywho, I often do a segment called Use Logic in which I right the wrongs in the sports world, for example: Use Logic v1.0 and my personal favorite the one that lead to me getting Swine Flu, Use Logic v5.0. I thought it would be a good idea to not sift through my hundreds of emails daily for that perfect sports question (but feel free to do it, HatedHero11@Gmail.com) that I need to answer. Instead, just ask me on this cooky website that I got from YankeesMeg and boy, does she like to yank!

So go to FormSpring and ask me anything you want. It can be about life, love and laughing because that’s what every girl has in their profile picture. Or it can be about mouth-breathing, Bazooka chewing, acne-riddled douche bags at Best Buy that sell me my iPhone (did I mention to anyone that I got an iPhone?) and make me want to punch them in their giant zit that sits on their shoulders head. It can even be about how you think OJ didn’t do it. Whatever man, we’ll cover all sorts of topics. I was a history major. So now that I stopped being a caveman and got a data phone, you can have Logical access anytime you want! Oh, and when I was a caveman, I didn’t hate Geico but I did listen to The Sounds a lot.

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