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Posts Tagged ‘badass’

Jared Allen: Mullet Life

This video is all kinds of awesome, and not just because we started the Jared Allens Mullet Twitter feed. You don’t have to like Jared all that much, or even think he’s the leagues best defensive end(he’s not). After watchin this video, you will respect him for sticking to his guns and not giving a fuck what people think.

Apparently part of being badass is taking extra mayonnaise when somebody asks you if you want it. I guess this means that most Americans, especially Big Daddy Drew, are not badass at all what with their adversion to mayo. If you watch the video right to the end, Jared apparently mentions his one weakness other than the run game. He clearly says that he’ll cut it one day, when he dies. Through careful extrapolation and other scientific processes, that means if you cut off his mullet in his sleep, he’ll die. Think about it QB’s. I’m looking at you Aaron Rodgers if he suddenly dies in a haircut related incident.

And ladies, chest hair hearts? Anyone?

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An Open Letter to Bear Grylls

Dear Bear Grylls,

Let me start off by saying that your show Man Vs. Wild is amazing. You put the badass in Badass Motherfucker.  The following video is evidence of this.
That was gnarly to nth degree.

I grew up on a farm and did the whole camping and outdoorsy thing. (more…)

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Teaching a lesson

So the other day I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out…. nothing…does this thing work? Well anyways, Aaron Ward of the Boston Bruins tried being a tough guy and hitting Matt Cullen of the Hurricanes in the face with his stick. Scott Walker being a good teammate, comes to Cullen’s defense and thinks he’s getting into a fight with Ward. Ward didn’t see it that way, and now his face is broken. Lesson learned I suppose. As a side note, the league basically sided with Walker, and didn’t suspend him.
/Slow Clap

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