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Thursday September 15th 2011

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Last Call: Logic + Snow Edition

For realzz

Last call is where we all come to congregate about tonight’s TV, last night’s sporting events and this morning’s hangover. Conversations can range from: Animals, sports, dick jokes, funny farts, not so funny farts, alcohol, random acts douchebaggery made funny because you are our friend, hooking up with the opposite sex, cockburn, sorts of trees, art, food, music, tits, my STD’s, ambitions and dreams that will later be shattered into dust, stand up comedy (unrelated), movies and television. Topics may NOT include: gay porn, spiders, air planes, Kirsten Dunst’s baby teeth, hugs and handshakes that go way longer than expected, mustaches on girls, Forrest Whitaker’s lazy eye, hostile robot takeovers, Berstreet’s new relationship to a guy that isn’t me, failure, dying alone, running out of my medication, komodo dragons that can operate weaponry, ship wrecks and other things that I have nightmares about.


Filmdrunk’s viewing must be a little low because he did enough work to put together a slideshow. But it’s for comment of the year. I might have to build my popularity up over there because I’m pretty sure every fake Twitter account has originated through Lance Martini

Spend Your New Year’s with Sex Cannon…Won’t You? – KSK

A Special Holiday Greeting from MMAfighting and Ben Fowlkes. (last years was funnier/drunker)

And lastly, my most recent comedy video. What’s a Logical post without some self whoring? I will be roasting an Indian, a Jew, a fat Egyptian and a fat Irish gay guy on Wednesday. I need material! HALP!

Okay now.. for the dudes:

UFC Ring girls Arianny Celeste and Chandella Powell. Anyone else realize it's FIGHT WEEK!?!

And for the ladies? (Not me this time)


Jim Zorn saying: "Hey Shanahan, thanks. Now, I can get laid in Washington again!" RAWR!

Okay folks. I need to shower and write for the roast. I’ll drop in later but I might also have to go meet this woman that I am trying to ditch. She said “This is my last attempt at asking you to hang out. Meet me at the bowling alley at 9:30PM” That’s pretty much saying “Logic, I don’t like you. I gave you an ultimatum where your only option of getting laid is doing something really shitty on a Tuesday. So fuck her right?

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