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This is one of the simplest yet filthiest beats of all time in my opinion. I still know every word to this song. The first time I heard it was on the Boiler Room soundtrack. That, my friends, was a very underrated soundtrack. Pharoahe Monch, “Simon Says”
Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job has a Tumblr. They don’t run it. Fans do. But Tim & Eric are aware of it. I thoroughly enjoy Tim & Eric. I understand, however, that it is an acquired taste. Something clicked after about the 10th time I watched it. The same thing happened to me with Jim Rome’s radio program. It seems like everyone has a Tumblr nowadays. I remember when a tumbler was a colored plastic cup you drank out of. *spits tobacky, some drivels on my chin which I lick up*
Three funny people: Tracy Morgan, Zach Galifianakis, and Paul Rudd were interviewed for a “comedy issue” of GQ. Ufford over at Warming Glow hits some highlights.
The British open is going on, but I’m not going to link to golf any more than I would link to anything about soccer. I will give you a list of sports I dislike intensely, though.
4. really everything except the NFL
Asylum has a list of six notable potent potables from literature. Conspicuously absent from their list- absinthe. I almost went crazy drinking absinthe one summer back when it was still illegal in the U.S. It’s legal now, but if you want the good stuff you still need to order it from overseas. The absinthe sold in stores in America is a bastardized version of the green fairy.
Robert Littal over at Black Sports Online has a video of when Hulk Hogan joined the NWO (wrasslin’) with the face of Lebron James pasted over Hulk’s head. You just have to watch it if you are an old WCW/NWO wrasslin’ fan. Ahhh, high school. When you’re in the NWO, you’re in it FOR LIFE!
Girlies, rub on your titties! Y’all know the name, Nonpopulist, ain’t a damn thing changed.
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/drops mic and does B-boy pose
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Yahoo! Sports:Wooooooo it be official, mang. Nebraska is in the Big 10. I know college athletic support is obnoxious and everyone thinks they’re the best, but really, YOU FUCKERS HAVE NO IDEA THE PAIN WE’RE GOING TO BRING.
Deadspin:Someone went digging through the SI vault images to pull out this awesome picture of two guys fighting over a ham, I’m guessing. At an old World Cup game, of course.
Big 10 Twit Pics:It looks like the Big 10 has already started some rearranging. Wait, is this a hint at new Big 10 divisions?!?! … Probably not.
SBNation:You know what tomorrow afternoon is? Revolution Time! Get yourself pumped up for England v. America. Again. We have a pretty decent track record. How is it in soccer? I don’t actually know.
io9:Women are true manipulators and whores. Scientifically proven, I mean. Hey, don’t blame me, I didn’t cross tabulate that data to reach this result. Look in a mirror, missy.
Statesman:It sounds like with NU heading to the Big 10 that other Big 12 teams area making a run to the Pac 10. Enjoy that bi-annual trip to Washington, Texas! Suckers.
With Leather:Do you know nothing about soccer but still want to cheer for someone in the World Cup? Me too. With Leather will catch you up on it all.
Kotaku:I’m certain none of you still play this, but Rock Band 3 has a keyboard. ZOMG! Huey Lewis discography please? Thanks.
WWTDD: Did Sarah Palin get implants? Short answer; no. Longer answer, Palin, you will need to prove this to me by letting me feel your breasts before I punch your Pikachu.
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OK, ladies, I don’t usually drop by here to provide the links I’ve masturbated to all day long, so you’ll have to excuse me if this gets strange and/or weird. I stayed with some tried and true though, just to be safe. For your interlude? The sexy David Beckham in a sexy Adidas commercial:
Blogs with Balls: First note that the internet was boring today. Why? Because anyone who’s poor and slovenly is in Chicago for BWB3.0. If you hurry, you can still make it to the inaugural Erin Andrews group peepings!
EDSBS: Taking a look at a PAC-38 makes my head explode. Also, Texas is full of shit.
Uni Watch: Have you taken a long, hard look at this year’s NBA Finals patch? It’s surprisingly arousing.
With Leather: Yep, Tim Lincecum still looks like he smokes pot and thusly should be treated like a dope fiend. DAMN KIDS!
KSK: Sexy Friday at KSK appears to be geared towards the ladies. Or just me, I couldn’t really tell.
Warming Glow: At airports, you usually fly in an airplane. This lady thought that was some boognish, and devised her own plan. Also, clearly wasted. Fun girl, though.
Kotaku: Not from today, but I haven’t seen it linked here. The new Madden challenger, Backbreaker, is reviewed. We find out that, yeah, it’s not really a challenger.
Deadspin: Video from last night’s Finals game where Chris Rock tries to phase the Mamba. Chris, he’s in rape mode. Not even tazers can stop him.
Twinkie Town: Carl Pavano, pitcher for the Minnesota Twins, has an awesome mustache. Also, it wouldn’t hit into a double play (and other truths).
Pajiba: Paul Rudd likes to dance. Concurrently, here is a collection of the top five Paul Rudd dance scenes. I disagree, as his Beyonce/SNL scene needs to be mentioned as well.
Uproxx: Death? You don’t stand a chance when science can turn my penis into metal, and longer than four inches. WINRAR!
Our founder and editor, Gally, unwittingly sparked a lively internet discussion the other day when he mused noted blogger Matt Ufford to be “The Blogfather.” Being Canadian and not a big fan of The Godfather movies he probably put Ufford in a bit too big of a role. Luckily WisconsinRob, Logic, Roto_tudor, and I, Nonpopulist (but mainly WisconsinRob) swooped in to debate who should be cast in the roles of the classic Francis Ford Coppola film series if all the parts were cast as sports bloggers. I realize this is highly subjective to begin with, but it is even more so because Kissing Suzy Kolber was the first sports blog I ever followed with any regularity. Therefore most all of the Corleone family parts will be filled by KSK’ers. This is what I have been able to piece together from Rob’s twitter feed and our emails back and forth.
The Real Actors/Godfather Characters – Sports Bloggers
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Major League Jerk: An examination of Ndamukong Suh, with video evidence of his Meastliness. DesigNate Robertson: Your Detroit Tigers holiday shopping guide. Krabcakes and Football: The 5 greatest Christmas Season movies and specials. The Phoenix Pub: The second part of the interview with the Food Court Lunch guys. EDSBS: Howard Schnellenbergers top 25. As always it has almost nothing to do with being a football coach, and more to do with senility. Football Outsiders: If you like Football, math and statistics, this article is for you. If you like Football and arguing, it’s also probably for you. Purple Jesus Diaries: EJ Henderson is more upset about missing the tackle, than he is about shattering his femur. Bad Ass. KSK: This weeks Sean Taylor Memorial Meast, and Jeff George Memorial Least awards. Deadsping: This weeks reader mailbag, now with extra poop.
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, on crystal meth and LSD. Instead of just posting random links, its a place for you to come and hang out with fellow minded sports fans, alchoholics and amateur comedians. Stop by and tell us a joke, bitch about your local sports team or just spout off about that time with the goat. You know what time I’m talking about.
Looks like this turkey just got, **Sunglasses** basted.
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Low Post: Nappy Brown is a legendary soul singer and basketball aficianado. He’s also a competent football buff, who made some week 12 predictions. Sportress of Blogitude: Sports columnists who blog are just like us. If they put on pants, it’s one leg at a time. The Phoenix Pub: Lowercase presnts his thankfully short holiday edition of the landscape of non-BCS football. Purple Jesus Diaries: PJD rips apart his beloved Vikings from the perspective of a Lions fan. Yes they still exist. KSK: This weeks Sean Taylor Memorial Meast and Jeff George Memorial Least of the week came grom the same game. The game of the season. Luckily they were from different teams. Sporting Madness: Bucholtz is in Calgary for the Grey Cup, and he tries to explain to you Americans the importance of it. With Leather: Ufford returns to WL to present what he’s thankful for. Punter and Weed vs. Speed also give thanks, but I’ve only got space for one link. Figure it out. Dr. Saturday: Blog Pollin. An analysis of overall CFB rankings derived from various blogs.
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“Whoever You Are” – Geggy Tah
[With Leather] – This 6 year old kid just banged your mom without a condom and is now your new step-dad.
[Cage Potato] – Inspired by the Nike “Courage” commercial comes this amazing MMA video montage. Must. Punch. Face. NOW.
[KSK] – Pictures from week 11 of the NFL season with funny sayings, ie LOLNFL.
[SOB] – It’s heading right for us!!!! The story of a boy who gets attacked by a deer, only to be saved by his stick wielding friend.
[Joystiq] – If cosplay, which I assume means costume play, is your sort of thing, look no further than the Big Daddy costume. Nerd boners right now are probably set to premature ejaculation.
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KSK: Weeks 10′s NFL Meast and Least of the week. Now with increasing sulkiness. Food Court Lunch: General Tao muses on his last remaining Hockey hero, Brendan Shanahan’s retirement. No Spain, No Gain: Sarah presents the greatest fan rant of all time, of ALL TIME. It comes courtesy of league two soccer over in apparently not so jolly ole England. The Sporting Blog: Brian Cook talks about some of the more spectacular college football coaching change rumors. DC Sports Blog: Tony Kornheiser takes the high road. The League: The Bengals have earned their stripes, by Josh Zerkle. It’s good, and not nearly as homerific as you might be thinking. Daddys Sugar Ball: A field trip to Pittsburgh for homecoming weekend and a Steelers game. Sportress of Blogitude: Michael Strahan disagrees with Belichick’s decsion to go for it on 4th and 2, so there is no need to discuss the point any further. It has been solved. The Rookies: ESPN: Where C.C Sabathia got jobbed out of the AL Cy Young award. Tweet