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Saturday May 25th 2013

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How come I never thought of that?
How come I never thought of that?

Alright kiddies, it’s time again for the daily Blogkakke.  If you have any tips, suggestions or you just want to tell us how unfunny we are leave something in the comments or use our contact information, it’s up at the top right.  Enjoy.

Musical Interlude:He’s now the lead guitarist for Guns ‘N Roses, but I think he’s wasting his talent on Axl.

Links:
Sportress of Blogitude: Weed expertly FJM’s Rick Reilly’s latest and most useless column.
Blog Critics: Doktakra goes over 15 years of collecting Sacramento Kings Artifacts.
Sports Pickle: Big Daddy Drew’s first “fake” sports story.
New York Mag: Have your heard of this William F. Leitch character?  He introduces us to the new sports section over at NY Mag.
The Rookies: Cool Hwhip takes us through his week one victory as a college football backup.
The Phoenix Pub: Yesterday we had reasons to hate your QB’s.  Today we have AFC QB breakdowns by James Brown.
OC Register:  Interesting, but insensitive sports article by Mark Whicker. Some are calling it the worst article ever. His last line alone, makes him deserve whatever hatred/hate mail you can send his way.  via Bucholtz, and well everyone.
Sports Illustrated: Sigh. Joe Posnanski calls this his first attempt at a Peter King like article… Read it anyway.
Sports Illustrated:  Stefan Fatsis interviews Nate Jackson, an NFL roster cut casualty. via. Unsilent.

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No Sense

Good evening folks. I hope you had a good day. Blogkakke is our daily collection of links and the bestest the interwebs have to offer. If you have something for here, or just have something to say you can hit up the comment section or all of our contact information is up at the top right.

Musical Interlude:

The Links:

The Phoenix Pub: James Browns take on the Merriman/Tequila case.
Style Points: A reason to hate the starting QB for every team.
ESPN: Pat Forde’s, Forde Yard Dash. 40 points about the previous college football week.
Dan Shanoff: Dan’s own top 25 ranking with the logic behind it.
Buckeye Blog: An actual member of the AP’s top 25, with reasoning, and no Florida as number one.
Blog Critics: Sussman’s take on Mark Reynolds ability to strike out.
Warming Glow: Henry Rollins vs. Ron Perlman. That sounds like it might get some blogkakke on it.
Sportress of Blogitude: Would you enjoy an nooner with Brittany Umar?

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Really?
Really?

Hey everybody, enjoy your long weekend. If you feel like stopping by, we’ll have stuff going on though. There will be at least one live blog, and as many as 4. There will also be some other random stuff to entertain you. If you need to get a hold of us, our contact information is up on the top right.

Musical Interlude:

The Links:

Sports Pickle:Drew Magary and DJ Gallo have a debate about the Michigan controversy.
WDKF: Chelsea received a one year ban from making transfers by FIFA
Chris Cooley Blog: Hunter Smith has a situation. Seriously, click this link.
Yahoo: Ranking the NFL owners.
Style Points: Business Socks breaks down the top 6 teams in college football.
Sportress of Blogitude: Papelbon fined for being a slow retard. Not full retard though. You never go full retard.
Food Court Lunch: Gourmet Spud introduces Doggie Condoms.
EDSBS: Casting Couch Picks, week 1

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Blogkakke

That things full of acid right?
That things full of acid right?

Hey everybody, welcome to another weekday edition of Blogkakke. There was no Blogkakke yesterday as we hosted a successful Last Call, so Blogkakke was rolled into Last Call. If you have any tips, hints, advice, ideas, suggestions, love letters or good old fashioned hate mail our contact info is up at the top right, and there’s always the comments.

Musical Primer

You can’t not be pumped after Walk by Pantera. It’s impossible.

Links:
KSK: The always excellent Fantasy Football and Sex Mailbag.
Sports Illustrated: In a weird offseason, the Bucs have fired their Offensive Co-ordinator. He must have been pretty offensive.
Film Drunk: New Where the Wild things are footage.
The Layoff Beard: Sussman does a thought piece on the dumbing down of society.
Deadspin: Spencer Hall and Drew present the Haters guide to the NCAA top 25.
EDSBS: USC gouges away at other highlight videos.
Fox Sports: Jason Whitlock article about Erin Andrews going on Oprah turns into a quasi, pg rated comedy central roast of the sports media.

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The Blogkakke is your daily dose of web links. It also includes a video to get your afternoon going. If you wan’t to send in tips, suggestions, love letters or good old fashioned hate mail all of our contact information is up at the top right of the screen. We will respond.
]Some would say it’s sacrilegious, but who cares. On to the links.

The Phoenix Pub: The Pub is running a NCAA college football pick em. Join up.
The Hoop Doctors: Ron Artest sings Celine Dion Karaoke style.
KSK: That wasn’t Belichick expressing emotion was it? Could he be human after all?
Film Drunk: Today’s forgotten film classic is the Nigerian film called Chicken Madness.
Warming Glow: I’m trying to hide my enthusiasm, but Mad Men has been renewed for a 4th season.
Sports Pickle: Outfielders are disappointed that they have to now stand up when David Ortiz is up to bat.
Joe Sports Fan: The Monday Night Football crew was “Euphoric” over Favre’s return.
ESPN: Easterbrook’s preview of the NFC. Caution, it may take a while.
Food Court Lunch: General Tao thanks the Maple Leafs for finding new ways to crush his soul.
Sportress of Blogitude: Weed is on fire as he discusses Annika Sorenstam giving birth to her first child.

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For my fellow nerds. What up?
For my fellow nerds. What up?

It’s another glorious day here at The Gally Blog. I haven’t slept yet, and might not get a chance to today. You can sleep when you’re dead right? Or is that if you don’t sleep you’ll die? Whatever. We should have some great stuff for you today. Thanks for reading, and while you’re at it, sign up at The Gally Blog’s Facebook Page. If you have any tips, suggestions, or just want to tell us how much you love or hate us all of our contact info is up on the top right.
The video doesn’t always have to be hard rock or metal to get you going or be awesome. On to the links.
EDSBS: Memphis want’s you to know what time it is.
The Hoop Doctors: Top 10 circus shots of the 2009 NBA season.
The Puck Doctors: The NHL is investigating contracts the disobey the Salary Cap. ie. Pronger and Hossa
Breaking News: For my nerds and mathletes out there, a theory suggesting that Time is actually running out.
Digg: A charted comparison of the PS3 and the various Xbox 360′s.
27bslash6: David talks about the ten jobs that would be better than his. Or yours for that matter.
Sportress of Blogitude: Weed recounts Mike Redmonds third career triple. He’s 38.

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This looks normal to me
This looks normal to me
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Hey Everybody. Are you excited? Around here we are. We have the inaugural Gally Blog blogger Fantasy Football competition.

I know everybody hates these guys, but I don’t. Sure, it may not be lyrically pleasing but you can’t deny that the song will pump you up! On to the links:

The Phoenix Pub: The Notorious MOB covers why Rocky Balboa is an underrated movie.
Blog Critics: Doktakra uses his Sacramento Kings homerism to show that there still is some good in the sports world.
KSK: Another excellent Captain Caveman edition of the Sex and Fantasy Football Mailbag.
Barking Carnival: Scipio Tex provides a very entertaining preview of the Texas A&M Football season.
Sports Pickle: According to a source, Brett Favre is the cause of the “jism” in the Vikings media room.
Sportress of Blogitude: Weed mocks St. Paul’s College and the pussification of college sports.
Michael Ian Black: Michael recounts how his vacation to Spain has been thus far.
Food Court Lunch: General Tao takes a look into the similarity between Canadian and German sports, and comes out convinced that we share a heritage.

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motivatorfoulbbsig

Hey everybody! It’s that time again. The first ever Gally Blog blogger Fantasy Football competition is happening, with real celebrity bloggers. Well we’re all celebrities, at least in our own minds.


I’ve never heard of this band before, but gimp recommended the song and it’s good.

KSK: Since it is Fantasy Football season, check out the Fantasy Team Naming Guide.
Washington Post: Josh Zerkle thinks that Jerry Jones is going to to raise the roof.
COED Magazine: 4 reasons that you’re still a virgin.
The Greatest Page in the Universe: Maddox makes a mockery of Swine Flu, and hopes that you’ll give it to him.
The Big Lead: 5 very good reasons that nobody will watch baseball in 20 years.
Food Court Lunch: Gourmet Spud mocks the waste of skin that is currently Gene Simmons.
Low Post’s: ebooker dissects the chances of LeBron James going to the Utah Jazz next year.
Big League Stew: Ken Griffey Junior is enjoying his time back in Seattle.

As always, if you have something to share feel free to contact one of us.

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This is wrong on so many levels

For some of you it’s a somber day with Ted Kennedy having died. For the majority of you that are reading this you’re likely giving a dismissive hand wank. Maybe I deserve that. If you have any thing that you’d like to share with us, our contact info is up on the top right and then there’s always the comment section.


When German industrial metal bands sing in Spanish and include Latin influences, Purple Jesus saves a unicorn

GQ: A much better writer than me profiled Teddy K back in 1990. It’s a great read.
Guardian: The worlds first Cocaine bar. Hold on a sec, I’ll be right back.
Newsday: Yeah it’s a week old, but there’s only so many things that I can link to. Ken Davidoff Discusses the evolution of Baseball’s MVP
Style Points: Business Socks mulls the travesty that is the NFL’s preseason.
Avoiding The Drop: Adam takes us through how money is distributed over the Champions and Europa Leagues.
The Rookies: CoolHwhip talks about his experiences as a low on the depth chart QB for a University. It’s a very good read.
NBC: When cheated on by her husband, a woman creates a clever revenge plan instead of dumping him.
The Puck Doctors: A much less profane take on the Dany Heatley Saga then I would have done.

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Gotta stop the bloodflow somehow

Hey everybody! Well I’m a little pumped right now. We’re starting to make a little noise in our corner of the Interwebs. We had readers from all over the world yesterday, Greece, Sweden, Spain, Ireland, Latin America and even Pakistan. Then there’s the guy from Belgium who keeps coming back every day. To you I say Bonjour and Merci. Of course I can’t forget you American and Canadian readers. If you have any questions, requests, tips or links for us then send me an email at (thegallyblog@gmail.com) or at @TheGallyBlog. Have a great day everyone.


That song sums up how pumped we are here.

Sportress of Blogitude: You’ve probably heard the news, but I like Weed’s take on Ichiro’s taste in women.
The Rookies: Andrew Bucholtz goes over the week that was and the week to come in the CFL(Canadian Football League to you Americans). It’s excellent as always.
Warming Glow: Ufford talks about the upcoming reality Steven Seagal Cop Show!
Fan Nation: Brett Favre is so amazing that there are locker room rumblings that some players prefer Tavaris Fucking Jackson?
ESPN: Yeah he can get wordy(11,000 words), he can be a bit pretentious, but Gregg Easterbrook does know a thing or two about football and put’s out an interesting and informative column.
The Phoenix Pub: lowercase discusses a realignment of MLB
Pro Football Talk: The NFL has gone a whole 2 days without a players arrest. Keep track of all shenanigans here.
Avoiding The Drop: Adam’s take on why Liverpool’s fans shouldn’t worry(too much)
Hail Mary Jane: houroc brings up a discussion on some very strange advertisements.

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