If that guy had a beer, he could totally be you. Imagine that. Football, beer and Jessica Alba’s boobs all within your domain. It totally could happen for you if you follow up with the opportunity that we here at The Gally Blog are presenting to you. With the upcoming NFL and NCAA football seasons quickly approaching, it is our busy season here at TGB. Because we’re inherently lazy imbibing in our beer and boobs whilst watching copious amounts of football, we need more writers here.
What’s that? More writers you say? Yes indeedy. If you write at or lower than a fourth grade level* and like boobs, beer and/or football, then you’re a perfect match for TGB. Do you want to write a once a week piece about how much the Steelers suck, or an 18,000 word sprawling expose on how the forward pass ruined football? Do you want to drunkenly compile your thoughts about how every team in the NFL, except yours of course, sucks floppy donkey dick? Do you want to analyze game footage and create your own brand new statistic that will revolutionize CFB? Or do you just want to make half assed predictions about the upcoming weeks games? If you answered yes, maybe, perhaps, not a chance, no or fuck no to any or all of those scenarios, then you are a perfect fit for the TGB team.
Below is Logic’s actual girlfriend that he managed to pick up** solely based on the football dick jokes that he writes here, if you needed anymore convincing.
*If you write above that level, we’ll probably accept you too.
**roofie
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Fuck ‘em Up Friday is a weekly post that occurs - you guessed it – every Friday. Bringing you some of the best knockouts, submissions, and knockers that the inter-webs have to offer. It’s basically my way of glorifying violence, as well as giving in to the urges of my pre-pubescent inner child. Yeah, that’s how I roll.
Oh it seems like forever since I last posted some F(*)(*)k ‘em Up awesomeness. Stupid holidays. But allow me to unveil this week’s extremely sexy, and also extremely short post involving the likes of a head kick knockout…And boobies of course.
Fuck ‘em Up Friday is a weekly post that occurs - you guessed it – every Friday. Bringing you some of the best knockouts, submissions, and knockers that the inter-webs have to offer. It’s basically my way of glorifying violence, as well as giving in to the urges of my pre-pubescent inner child. Yeah, that’s how I roll.
This weekend is very special to me and it should be extremely special to you as well. It’s my birthday raises hands in victory – the time of year where I grow a year older and my mother is constantly reminded that she should have had that abortion. Sure it’s not nationally recognized yet, but maybe some day.
While I’m legally 26, spiritually I am 18 with a fake ID. I know this is totally irrelevant since this post is geared toward boobs and brutality, but my narcissistic personality disorder and sadistic tendencies couldn’t help but bring it up.
Birthday plans? Who knows I might just pull a page from the sorority girl’s birthday party playbook and make it a week long celebration. That way there’s enough awesome to go around. Don’t feel obligated to get me anything, but do make sure to make all checks payable to cash, and alcohol is more than substantial for a gift.
Now that we got the logistical birthday whoring out of the way, strap on your party hat, ready your party favor, and let’s get this show on the road. (more…)
Fuck ‘em Up Friday is a weekly post that occurs - you guessed it – every Friday. Bringing you some of the best knockouts, submissions, and knockers that the inter-webs have to offer. It’s basically my way of glorifying violence, as well as giving in to the urges of my pre-pubescent inner child. Yeah, that’s how I roll.
By now you’ve probably realized that the F(*)(*)k ‘em Up Friday posts tend to favor devastating knockouts instead of the more technical art of submissions. Well mark it down on your calendar, folks, because today is the first submission based FEUF post here at The Gally Blog. I’ll give you a heads up, though. At the beginning of the video it’s totally going to look as though it’s just another KO/TKO video…it’s not. Be patient.
It’s rarely the case where someone takes repeated shots to the head and is still able to snap off a submission. In most cases the ref either jumps in to stop the fight or they just lose consciousness. I guess persistence does pay off. Something that might come in handy next month when I go to court for that whole stalking allegation.
Fuck ‘em up Friday is a weekly post that occurs, you guessed it, every Friday. Bringing you some of the best knockouts, submissions, and knockers that the inter-webs have to offer. It’s basically my way of glorifying violence, as well as giving in to the urges of my pre-pubescent inner child. Yeah, that’s how I roll.
You figure a sport that involves rolling around with a bunch of sweaty dudes wouldn’t rank high on the homophobia scale. That would make sense – you’re rolling around, sweaty, trying to impose your will on each other. I mean, seriously. Read that last line again, and tell me that it couldn’t be interpreted as two men going at it in a sexual manner. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. It is perfectly fine if you’re down with that sort of thing cough Gally cough.
However, it’s not like the guy in the above video grabbed some sack while passing the other guy’s guard, or sprouted some wood while taking the other guy’s back. Let the record show, that last comment about “taking the back”, is actual MMA terminology and not a repressed homosexual Freudian slip. He blew a kiss.
My professional opinion? Someone’s a little insecure. And you know what helps with totally insecure sexual preferences? Boobies. Commence boobies…
Check back later for our UFC 104 preview and predictions with our special guest poster…The suspense is killing me. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to clean up all this…uh…water.
