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Monday November 29th 2010

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I’m Burnin’ For You: Old King Clancy Watches the 1st Quarter of the Skins-Eagles Game

See first 45 seconds:

Why only the 1st quarter? Because I stopped watching after that. I had a shitload of work to do (I’m the hardest-working unemployed guy you know), and zero faith the Skins were capable of anything resembling a professional effort. Oh, sure. They’re capable of talking shit with absolutely no talent and heart necessary to back it up. Sure, they’re capable of lying on the ground like a 350 pounds of horseshit in a 5-pound bag while the play is still going on. But resembling a professional football team on offense or defense, at the ownership level, at the management level, or on the coaching staff? That’s just too hard. Seriously, 11 coked-up Daulerios (which I know is redundant) could have scored at will against these clowns. If you want to crown Michael Vick, go ahead and crown his ass. But the Skins are who we thought they were!

Check out this rant from DC radio host Chad Dukes, who I normally don’t like because I think he’s kind of racist, and then we’ll visit our Official Cockburn Count Correspondent after the jump. (more…)

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