An incomplete preview of what’s going on tonight in the world of sports and entertainment. All times listed are EST.
Burn Notice: (USA-9PM) Tonight Michael meets a recently burned agent and teams up with him to help clear his name, all the while a drug dealer tries to exact revenge on Michael. Whatever. If the synopsis said the episode was going to be about painting grass and watching it dry as it grew, I’d still watch it.
So You Think You Can Dance: (Fox-9PM) Oh hey, it’s the top te… *fart noise*
NBA Finals: (ABC-9:01PM) Oh hey, we’re going to screw with your DVR by starting one minute late. It’s game four, Kobe something something.
Royal Pains: (USA-10PM) I’d give you the synopsis for tonight’s show but you’d all flame me for being gay. Whatever. It’s a medical show that straddles the line between serious and funny. It also has moments of outright MacGyverism.
Penn & Teller: Bullshit: (Showtime-10PM) Tonights episode is called cheerleaders. I think that’s all you need to know.