The Morning After Pill is our daily recap of the goings on in the sporting world. Certain teams and sports are left out due to either lack of caring or an extreme hangover. Maybe a weak hangover also, we’re kind of soft like that.
NFL: Percy Harvin of the Minnesota Vikings has not been practicing due to a bum shoulder. They won’t say which one it is, but the LITE FM radio station that was on while I was getting my teeth cleaned said they thought it was his left. What will the mean for the Vikings when facing the Ravens this weekend at Mall of America Field (are you F’ing kidding me, btw?)? Only time will tell. That and the pregnancy test your girlfriend took.