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Jose Mourinho is Ballsy, Stupid

In a stunning move of ballsiness, Jose Mourinho has claimed that the Champions League is more important than the World Cup. That’s statement reeks of hubris from a guy that coaches league football and not a National team. Last year’s Champions League final drew an estimated 109 million people as an average audience and 206 million watched at least a part of the game. Meanwhile the 2006 World Cup final between Italy and France drew 715.1 million viewers. So far his argument is off to a shaky start unless my math is WAAAYYY off.

Well, let’s see what he had to say about things. (more…)

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Barca Wins

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The 2009 Champions League Final happened yesterday. Barcelona defeated Man-U 2-0 on goals by Samuel Eto’o and Lionel Messi. You might think that I’d be impartial, but you’d be completely mistaken. Man-U can lick my sweaty nutsack, and Ronaldo can get caught up in traffic.
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