Author: PJDiaries Published: June 29th, 2010
A tremor shook the NFL landscape yesterday as the results of former Bengals wide receiver, the late Chris Henry, autopsy were reported. In the findings were indications that Henry, who died in a tragic car accident December 17, 2009, was already suffering from a form of chronic brain disease called chronic traumatic encephalopathy. These results come at a time when the NFL is too slowly forcing the light on the violence of their own sport, addressing concussions and head injuries in a game played between human weapons. Players around the league were shocked, and voiced their concern, both for Henry and the state of the game.
“It’s truly frying grease that the NFL would allow such ex-squeezingly talented players to continue in such a caveman ear attitude when add dressing life correcting injuries while playing this marmalade game” Said former running back, Emmitt Smith.
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Author: Logic Published: December 18th, 2009
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