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Wednesday September 28th 2011

Posts Tagged ‘Clint Eastwood’

Last Call: The Fuck You Edition

Really?

I fucking hate people. I really do. Something of immeasurable personal wealth, but of limited monetary wealth was stolen from me. Fuck you, you assholes. I’m broke too, go on welfare you fucking cock fags. Eat a bunch of used tampons, they’re full of protein after all. But basically what I’m saying to you loser assholes is go die in a snowstorm on Hoth. And a big fuck you to you.

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Eastwood, RAWWRR

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Empire Avenue: This is a pretty cool little social media project/experiment. You buy “stocks” in fellow people and companies, and earn dividends based on their accounts. Your account goes up based on the volume of people buying your shares as well as social media actions like tweeting, updating Facebook, updating Flickr and activity on the site. By the by, shares in e(Gally) are rising fast and I have huge dividends….
Hardball Times: Jonah Keri ponders what Simpsons characters are analogous to MLB teams. Fuck being a Jays fan.

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Last Call

Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with like minded sports fans, wanna be alcoholics and amateur Canadians. So grab a beer, kick off you shoes and relax. Then regale us with your best joke, bitch about that local sports team or spout off about that time you and Magics Johnson went to Tijuana to the pony show. If you have something that you’d like to see here, feel free to peruse our contact info over on the side or try the tip line- tips@ thegallyblog.com

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The Oatmeal: One of Oatmeals fans has a very interesting one sided conversation with him, while he was away from his computer.
Gamma Squad: Before you know it, we’re going to be up to our assholes in Jellyfish. Why? Well, there’s a Jellyfish that’s able to fully and completely regenerate. Completely. Look for them in a swimming hole near you. (more…)

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