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Saturday November 26th 2011

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Logic’s Comedy Debut

Last night our very own Logic performed stand-up comedy at an open mic night at Governor’s Comedy Club in Levittown, New York, which is on Long Island for those of us not familiar with New York City. It sounds cooler to just say New York city. I have obtained exclusive rights from Logic himself to write a review of the proceedings. Here is the video again of him doing his thing for your convenience. Keep in mind this is only his 7th time doing a routine in front of people. I bet Larry the Cable guy was just making mouth fart and armpit noises at that point in his career… and he’s still doing it now! Heyoooo! Make sure to give him your feedback before the allegations of statutory rape catch up with him. My review below the video.

Overall the performance was funny and offensive (the trait I value most in comedy.) You can tell he was a little nervous, but I don’t see you doing any better, jerk. The O’doul’s beer joke was hilarious and the crowd had a cool reaction to it. I don’t want to hear any knocks on Logic *refuses to use his real name* looking at his notes. Many comics do that when they are working out material. I heard it in an interview or documentary one time. The single biggest point of praise I can give Logic is the crowd reacted. They responded with gasps and laughs. There was a cackler in the crowd too. Hey, cackle much? I don’t really have a reason to lie because I don’t even know Logic in real life. I’m not even comfortable using his real name. My rating would be 7 out of 10 with upside potential. Let Logic hear from you in the comment section. You better kiss up now before he’s too cool for your crap.

Disclaimer: Logic did not pay me to write this.

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Nobody Gives a Shit

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Kind of my thoughts exactly. But whatever, as long as you can use what you got.

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War Beasts

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You know what they say. Never underestimate a kitten, they’re bloodthirsty bastards.

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I'm back, sort of..

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Hey all. My computer was down so I took a mini vacation of doing absolutely nothing. This upcoming weekend, is a long one for me, so next week will be a return to regular scheduling.

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Math Test

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Well, that one is pretty much good on it’s own, but the next one completes it. It might of even had it at hello. It probably did in fact. Just like your mother did at band camp.

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math test 2- the finisher

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Mom Joke

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There’s nothing I can say. It’s already perfect.

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Comic of the day

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That about sums up my running style. I mean you can’t be a semi-pro blogger if your in shape can you? It’d be like eating pizza without scotch, or going to the Zoo and not having sex with a Panda.

As a way of making up for not being here for you yesterday, I’ve got a bonus more obscene comic after the jump

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Slight Delay

Today’s posting will be slightly delayed. I like to have most of my daily posts up by 8am ET, but am not going to hit that deadline today. I found a bottle of Scotch that had my name on it, and therefore will not hit my arbitrarily self imposed deadline. I leave you with another comic from XKCD. Enjoy.
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Classy Asshole

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Well when you go and put it like that, maybe I’m not the asshole that I think I am. I do have the classy thing down, so maybe that whole practice makes perfect thing will work here.

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Butterface

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Hey it happens… You think something is a-ok, and then you get a proper look and shit hits the fan. Don’t worry, it happens to the best of us. Well, not me because I’m better than you. Blogger in basement> you. That seems about right.

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