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Monday December 26th 2011

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Last Call: The Dying Post

Last Call isn’t just a place for sexy people, cheesecake, hot music and the best links on the Internet. No, it’s a place for all you like-minded readers and commenters to congregate and hang out. Sadly it’s gone from the place where all the cool kids hung out after school to a place in disrepair that is neglected by the cool kids who are too cool to hang out. We’ll keep doing them, but they might get scaled back at some point in the future. Let us know if you have any suggestions.

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Oatmeal: The top 10 worst types of interviewees.
The New Yorker: Paul Haggis was in The Church of Scientology for 35 years. He got out and wrote a billion awesome words denouncing it.
The Oatmeal: Yeah, two Oatmeal articles in one day. Deal with it. This one is on the worst types of questions to receive in a Interview.
Phys Org: Admit it, you’ve always wanted to know whether snakes evolved from land lizards or ocean fairing ones. Well, now you know the rest of the story.
Fan House: All of the Super Bowl ads in one convenient place. Wooo media whore mongering.
Warming Glow: Ufford interview’s the owner of the lovable Lobster Dog. If you don’t know what Lobster Dog is, you can kindly remove yourself form the premises. Mmkay?
Salon: It appears that people are choosing sanity over sex by taking anti-depressants which often lower ones libido.
Draft Day Suit: Tired of all the rambling about the Super Bowl? Well how about some ramblings about curling? Eh? Eh? Wink wink nudge nudge.
Sarah Sprague: Did you miss any of Sarah’s amazing Super Bowl recipes? Well, here they are all in one convenient location.

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Last Call: The Cold As Balls Edition

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Last Call isn’t just a place with the best links the Internet has to offer, sexy people and good music. No, it’s also a place to gather with like minded people and bitch about your day, rant about your favorite sports team or tell dirty jokes in the comment section. If you’re new here, welcome and stay away from the ficus. If you’ve been here before, you know the drill.

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Mashable: Why Social Media is bringing back the values of our Grandparents.
Joe Posnanski: The Pro Bowl gets a bad rap a lot of the time. Joe talks about how he concurs that it doesn’t matter, but that he’ll watch it anyways.
Wil Wheaton: Wil talks about why librarians are awesome, and why we should save libraries.
Edmonton Journal: Apparently social networking leads to couples having sex sooner.
27bslash6: David receives terrible, terrible customer service and responds hilariously.
Read Write Web: A graphical description of the Twitterverse.
Phys Org: Research shows that there’s a biochemical reaction between music and emotion.
Baltimore Sun: David Simon, the brilliance behind The Wire and others, responds to criticism from a top cop.
Real Food For Life: Men married to smarter women live longer.
Marc And Angel: 10 simple truths smart people forget. I’m assuming you assholes that read here are smart..
Playboy: It’s almost at the point where you can no longer vote for the lovely(and sweet) Shera Bechard(featured below) to be Playmate of The Year. You know, if you’re into attractive naked women or what have you.

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Last Call: The Twitterfied Edition

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Last Call is a place to share the latest and greatest the Internet has to offer, as well as a place to converse with like minded degenerates. Enjoy

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The Oatmeal: How to make your online shopping cart much better. Or suck less.
Trends Map: Are you on the Twitterz? Are you into socialogical experiments? Trends Map gives you live, real time information on who and what is trending in your city.
Wonder Tonic: Haha. A real time feed of people tweeting their poops. Haha.
Tweet Stats: I love this site. Love it. This page gives you graphs and charts of your tweeting. Very interesting.
SB Nation: The venerable Spencer Hall gives us 43 can’t miss predictions about tonights BCS Championship game between Oregon and Auburn. Go Ducks.
Houston Press: A list of the ten sexiest Texan’s. If you can make it past #7 without masturbating, you’re a far better man(or woman) than I am.
Daddys Sugar Ball: Understanding Roger Goodell’s letter to the fans.
Playboy: I don’t ask for much, but won’t you help out my Twitter friend, Shera Bechard, win Playmate of the Year by voting for her?
It’s What I like: Possibly the sexiest, and hottest .gif of all time. Not for prudes.

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Last Call: The Holidays Edititon

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Last Call is something something. I’m sure that you’re smart enough to figure it out.

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Sorry folks. I’m out on the farm and the Internet is a bit spotty. Feel free to share your links in the comments.

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Last Call: The Christmas Vacation Edition

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Last Call is what it is. Y’all know what it is by this point in time. If you’re new the place, it’s a gather of the best the Internet has to offer, coupled with good music, sexy pictures and conversations with like minded folks down in the comment section.

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Right This Second-Deadmau5. This song takes a minute or three to get going and then blammo. Ham.

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Wall Street Journal: A Holiday message from Ricky Gervais on why he’s an atheist.
Sex, Cigars & Booze: Research shows that women find men in red more attractive. You know who wears a lot of red? Tiger Woods. And Santa Claus.
The Frisky: 11 Movies that are randomly getting sequels in 2011. Boo, hiss to most of them.
Geek Tyrant: A photographer turns his 91 year old grandmother into a superhero to cheer her up. Awesome.
Film Drunk: Vince reposts his Tron Legacy review so that you can yell at him in the comment section.
WWTDD: OMGZ Megan Fox is in a bikini. In Hawaii or something. I’m gonna be frank with you, she doesn’t look all that great un-makeup’d. Sure, she’s skinny with big boobs but, you know. Or maybe you don’t.
Warming Glow: Ufford presents his top ten shows of 2010. Do you care? Probably not, but I do so deal with it.
KSK: Yeah this post is from last Thursday. Yeah it’s a Sex and Fantasy Football advice column from an NFL satire blog. And yet, it’s fantastic. Check it and the 142 comments out.

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Last Call: The Sharkgina Edition

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Last Call is what it is. Y’all know the drill. If you need a refresher, it’s a collection of the best of the Internet combined with music, sexy people and conversation with friends and strangers. Oh, and making fun of Greg, aka gimpshot.

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Evil Boy by Die Antwoord. Don’t watch if you’re a Sensitive Sally.

Linkage:

Bingo Fuel: A visualization of Facebook relationships across the world.
Gunaxin: In case you didn’t know, Logic, Nonpopulist and myself have brought our talents to Gunaxin. Here’s Hugh’s first post there, on UFC 124.
The Big Lead: More MMA, yeah, I know. Anyways, there’s some wondering going on if GSP is not a good finisher and if he’s really all that good or something.
Film Drunk: I could just post the video here or something, but Vince found it first and is probably is desperate for the page views. So won’t you check out 270 movies in 6 minutes?
SB Nation: Ranking the hirings of new college football coaches and other miscellaneous things.
Warming Glow: Another guy completely desperate for page views, I assume, Matt panders to the lowest level by interviewing an actual celebrity. That celebrity, Henry Fucking Rollins. Around these parts, we’re so disdainful of page views that most days we don’t even post.
Gizmodo: So, scientists think they may have cured AIDS. Now if only they’d put their minds to good use and come up with cloning, hoverboards and a cure to the nastiest of all STD’s, herpes & genital warts children.
TV. Gawker: Jon Stewart goes on a rant, surprise, to tell Republicans that you can’t exploit 911 anymore. It’s pretty damn good.
Daddys Sugar Ball: The guys present their favorite football badasses of all time. ALL TIME.
Playboy: My future wife Shera, pictured below, is in the running for Playmate of The Year. Won’t you do her a favor and vote for her?

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Last Call: The Action Corgi Edition

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Alright bitches! Last Call is what it is. It’s a place of joy, wonderment and conversation with like minded individuals.

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Under Experiment: Finally someone has put science to good use and proven once and for all that Santa Claus is real. For real yo.
Mars Watch: Have you ever wondered what a sunset looks like on Mars? Well, it’s awesome. You’re Welcome.
EDSBS: Gus Malzahn, the dread pirate, deals the Commodore a blow.
The Atlantic Wire: Why some veterans hate it when you say thank you.
Black And Gold Tchotchkes: Where someone travels back in time 4 months to tell themselves how their great fantasty draft went in the future.
Tech Crunch: What a little creativity combined with Facebook’s shitty new profile can actually accomplish.
Roger Ebert: The sled and the saying Rosebud at the end of Citzen Kane apparently symbolize Vagina. I mean, I guess if you squint one eye and squirt lemon juice in your other eye it looks like a vagina.
Purple Jesus Diaries: Viktor The Viking reports on the metrodome collapse.
Daddys Sugar Ball: Breaking down Cam Newton’s Heisman speech. Hilarious.

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Last Call: The 2 Yellows Birthday Edition

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Last Call is what it is. You either know it and like it, or you don’t and you’re a weirdo. Anyways, today’s is a special one as it’s long time site friend, Two Yellows, birthday. So give the Englishman some cheer and have a Stout in his honor.

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WWTDD:In the shame of all shame, Amber Heard has outed herself as a Lesbian. I mean, because if she hadn’t, we were totally going to get married and have sex. Totally.
The Oatmeal: Oatmeal diagrams what his car has and what every car needs.
Salon: Anti-Wikileaks lies and propaganda, so what exactly has WikiLeaks done to end the world?
Vanity Fair: The Quaid Conspiracy. No, not Quoto, Quaid. As in Randy.
KSK: Time for fun with Peter King.
Film Drunk: This video is some kind of amazing. It’s bloody, shocking, NSFW and you will want to un-see it, but will unable to. You may also laugh uncontrollably. As I did.
Black And Gold Tchotchkes: One day I may move down to LA so that I can be better food buddies with Sarah and I’ve told her so. Anyways, MANHATTAN CUPCAKES! Like the drink, not the place.

Key Lime Cheesecake with Basil-Dark Chocolate Gastrique.

The lovely, and English, Kayleigh Pearson.

Blue Wenslydale Cheesecake:

Charlie Hunnam RAAAWWWWRRRRR!!
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Last Call: The Holy Balls I’m Tired Edition

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Y’all know the drill. Talk amongst yourselves. I’ll get this thing finished here before too long. [Update: No Linkage tonight. Sorry. Share your links in the comment section.]

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Last Call: The Brain Pudding Edition

Last Call beaches. You know the drill.

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The Independent: Holy crap, there might be a cure for the common cold. Seriously.
Yum Sugar: Gail Simmons, yeah that one, demonstrates some new ways to use cocoa powder.
AV Club: This one is a bit old, but did you know there’s canned bacon? The AV Club does a taste test.
Daily Kos: Democrats here’s why you didn’t lose and why you lost. Republicans, here’s why you didn’t win and why you won. It makes more sense at the link
WWTDD: God Damnit! Adam Sandler is one heck of a good friend.
Film Drunk: Hollywood’s top 10 most overpaid actors.

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