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Thursday February 9th 2012

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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask Gally about how to be least productive as possible. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com

Musical Interlude:

Linkage:
ESPN: Apparently I keep things topical here as I post news from 2 weeks ago… Remember The Decision, well even ESPN’s ombudsman thought it was a horrible idea and ripped The World Wide Leader for it.
Midwest Sports Fans: In honor of Dinner For Schmucks, Jerod has put together a best of Paul Rudd, Steve Carell and Zach Galifianakis. Enjoy.
The Noob Dad: I know that most of you, except Logic, don’t have any kids, but here’s seven reasons you shouldn’t be friends with your children on Facebook.
BBC: Doctors have created ,or grown I should say, a brand new complete joint out of stem cells. No not that kind of joint, a hip joint weirdos.
Daddys Sugar Ball: God damn it, those bastards did it again… Sex advice with Rick Pitino.
Warming Glow: Because I was as unproductive as possible today, here’s whats on TV tonight via Mr. Ufford.
Sportress of Blogitude: Yikes! Herr Goodell claims that if the Jaguars leave Jacksonville it’s all the shitty fans fault. Fuck you fans, is what I’m sure he said.
Mommy Wants Vodka: Clearly I’m not in the typical demographic for this website and yet I still read it almost every day. In this article Aunt Becky tells us why she deserves a penis and what she would do if she had one.

Cheesecake for the guys: (more…)

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Amazing Is, This Take On Things

Hey guys, did you know the NBA playoffs are going on right now? I barely did and I’m a lofty sports blogger, derp. Well, the NBA has a new commercial series that seems very similar to a NHL campaign. Simmons would go all conspiracy theorist here with his Gary Bettman is a plant crap, but I’m not going to go in that direction. I’m guessing they saw the good press the NHL got for it’s past ad campaigns, and its current History Will Be Made campaign and paid the same ad agency to do something similar. I could be wrong though, but I don’t have the time or skill to do any research. Well, DJ Steve Porter saw some of these commercials and did what he does best, autotune them and turn them into songs.

Here’s the first, Where the 6th man happens:

Amazing is Unity. Who knew Magic had rhymes.
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