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Monday December 20th 2010

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2010 NFL Draft Live Blog

Evening folks. It’s NFL draft time. We’re live blogging it, so come on in, grab a beer and tell your best abortion joke. Even though this post is up, the draft starts around 7:30 PM EST so feel free to start showing up at 7 PM EST. @nonpopulist @PJDiaries and @THELogic will also announce on Twitter when it goes up, so enjoy yourself folks. Remember, you’re free to do anything Ben Roethlisberger wouldn’t.

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Things Not To Do For Our Live Blog Tonight: NFL Draft Drinking Games

Special News Bulletin: The Gally Blog will be hosting a live blog during the first round of the NFL draft tonight. We will begin around 7:15 Eastern Standard Time.  Bring your booze, draft fervor, and emotional problems masked as dick jokes. Your hosts will be Logic and Nonpopulist along with appearances by Purple Jesus Diaries. Also rumored to be appearing are Gally, Gimp, WhiteSpeedReceiver, and K-Gun. All your favorites.


I like to call this White & Mild


We interrupt the continuous stream of mock draftiness about which no one appears to care to bring you an original post about two things very near and dear to all of our hearts, The NFL and drinking. I was listening to The Dan Patrick Show today, and the topic of NFL draft drinking games came up. We here at The Gally Blog would like to encourage you to drink responsibly, especially if it’s Firefly Vodka, because with a name like Firefly, you know you’ll get lit up. /Boom, walkoff shot, writing slogans and shamelessly whoring. Someone tell Firefly to ask me about my game.

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