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Thursday February 9th 2012

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Week 8 Fantasy Recap

Ok we are basically at the mid point of our Football Season which means we are more than halfway done with the Fantasy Football Season. I decided that I’m bored with just reprinting all the Top Performers and making fun of our league members that I talk to over the internet every single night yet they don’t change rosters for Bye weeks and what not. I’m going to take the top earners of the 8 weeks and you can compare with how you drafted and hopefully kill yourself. Actually, don’t kill yourself yet. Set up one of these birds on your mouse so that it keeps clicking “refresh” and then kill yourself:

Your Parents Don't Even Love You
Your Parents Don't Even Love You

And please, before your inner taintstain comes out, realize that I don’t make the point scoring system for Yahoo and I’m not the commissioner of my league. I just click the sort button on “Fantasy Points” and write dick jokes. Don’t act like that’s not impressive! What do you do? Yeah. Sit there and eat Cheetos. You sow.

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Grading the Fantasy Football Names

Not an actual simulation.
Not an actual simulation.

So as you all know, or perhaps didn’t know, The Gally Blog is hosting a Sports Blogger Fantasy Football Competition. As it happened to work out, it’s the three of us from here, three from The Phoenix Pub, three members of KSK, and three guys from assorted places.

Here is everybody who is participating, and their team names. Feel free to mock or praise in the comments.
gally: Plax’s Shiv Advisor
gimp: Ghost of Sean Taylor
logic: Donte’s DD
MMP w/ Brandon: Unmotivated Leather
Xmas Ape: Sky Baklava
Flubby: Tequila Mockingbirds
Andrew Bucholtz: Cameron’s Wake
James Brown: The Godfathers
Rob from WI: Favarro Must Die
doktakra: Sac-Town Kings
Adam: Shiancock
Max: Vick’s Dead Eagles

There are some creative names there, but it lacks the obscenity that I’m used to. I’m going to give Adam a nod for Best of Show, with a grade of A. Overall, as a group I give us a collective C. But hey, C’s get degrees.

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