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Wednesday June 19th 2013

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I Don't Get It.

This is my weekly section where I will bring you topics from the sporting world (obscure or otherwise) that “I Don’t Get”.  I’ll either discover the legitimacy of something thought absurd, or further exploit the sheer stupidity of it all.  This week I bring you…

Minnesota Sports & the Inevitable Choke.

Now, I’m a hometown girl through-and-through.  I’m a Vikings season ticket holder, and I go to as many other games as I have time for.  Like all other prideful Minnesotans, I go into each season with a blind faith and voracity for my squad that would leave even the most devout of Catholics doing 85 Hail Marys.  And like any good Minnesotan, I will hold out hope until that final nail is in the coffin.

So why is it that we can’t get a franchise that doesn’t blow their load the instant they make it to the playoffs?  Basically every local team that anyone actually cares about is guilty of this; so don’t come at me with some B.S. about how our minor league lacrosse team won nationals, or our lumberjacking crew beat Canada for the title of “Most Lumberjackiest”.  Let’s go through this team-by-team…

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