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Friday August 26th 2011

Posts Tagged ‘Ghostface Killah’

Last Call: The End of the Wade Phillips Era Edition

RE: The Cowboys’ season

Last Call is where many of us gather to to end the day with a few sexy pics, a sexy song or two, and some hardcore link action. I’m tonight’s host, Nonpopulist. My one regret in life is that I did not come up with a more pretentious online persona. Welcome. Say what you need to say and don’t even worry that I went 4-0 in my NFL picks against the spread in this week’s Rubetastic post. What can I say? It’s a blind squirrel- nut situation. Let’s look at some links, y’all.

Linkage:

Fire Wade Phillips: The people that run this site are going to be bored tomorrow.

Paste Magazine: Paste has a collection of 12 funny Conan O’Brien moments that are still allowed online. I’m so happy Conan is back. I’ve been watching him regularly for about 13 years. I haven’t missed  one of his shows since I got DVR in late 2005.

WarBlogle: (To be sung to DJ Kaleed’s ‘All I Do Is Win, Win, Win’) All I do is read, read, read. Here’s a positive story on Can Newton since so many negative stories have been run/ made up recently. As a newish Auburn fan I have tried to reserve a lot of judgment until the facts come out on the Cam Newton taking money to play at Auburn story. After reading almost every story I can find on this alleged scandal I can say with confidence that this Pete Thamel at the New York Times can suck a fat dick. There’s more holes in this story than a fat guy’s boxer briefs. Somebody needs to put a clown suit on him and everyone at ESPN that ran with this story. CLOWN SUITS!

Good looking lady:

I’m talkin’ ’bout HEY-DAY Jessica Simpson

Good looking fellow:

James Franco

My internet is telling me you like cool jams:

Ghostface Killah. Tell ‘em Ghost said, “Take yo clothes off!”


Bonus Video:

This is comedian Jay Pharoah. He’s now on SNL. You may remember him from the incredible Denzel Washington impersonation he did a few weeks ago. Funny guy.

 

 


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Last Call: The Rawktober Edition


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Last Call is what it is. You know what it is. It there’s something you want to see here, contact me via Twitter or by email.

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Linkage:

Coed Magazine: In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, Coed Magazine compiles the 60 most beautiful breasts of “All-Time.” If you were looking for naked boobs though, you’ll have to look elsewhere. Pervs.
Hootsuite: The stats of Internet Pornography. Yep.
Bro Bible: The 15 most common ways that girls try to look hotter on Facebook.
Guyism Female behavior explained.
Warming Glow: Simpsons jokes that might have been, but alas disappeared into the ether.
Tauntr: You all know cigar guy. Yeah you do. Well, here are some of the best cigar guy photoshops to have graced the Internet.
EDSBS: The CFB buyers guide, conferences edition.
The Oatmeal: What not to do in an email. Seriously.
The Phoenix Pub: A lesson in how not to talk to women.

Rocky Road Cheesecake: (more…)

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Last Call: The Case Of The Mondays Edition

You can clearly see the dog mask on this guy.

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Last Call is an ever evolving, hopefully, post that is so much more than a post. It’s a collection of funny pictures, sexy pictures, the best Internet links of the day, awesome music, interesting music videos and a place for the commenters to congregate and have open discourse with like minded people. If there’s anything you’d like to see here, or see changed, get a hold of me by Twitter or by Email.

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Linkage:

Tech Crunch: Could Facebook be bigger than Google in 5 years? This guy makes a pretty compelling argument.
Reportr: The NPR did a study on the effectiveness of Twitter as a social media tool compared to Facebook. It turns out Twitter has far less value in driving traffic, even on a per capita basis.
Tech Dirt: A guy is building a WORKING COMPUTER from inside the confines of a video game. Think about that for a minute, but not so hard that your mind asplodes.
SB Nation: Hot damn. Spencer does it again with this week’s Alphabetical. I wish there was an NFL writer on his level. If there is and I don’t know of him, or her, feel free to point them out.
EDSBS: Holly presents this week’s Best In Class awards for CFB.
Ottawa Citizen: Proving I’m late to the party, as always, here’s Hunter S. Thompson’s application to the Vancouver Sun. I miss the good doctor.

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Last Call: The Open Source Edition

via Julia Segal

Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gally about the broken soul diet. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com

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Quick Links:

The Morning News: Stop whatever it is that you are doing and click this. Right meow. Seriously. If you don’t read the whole thing and enjoy it, we are not friends and I’m going to stop paying your mother child support payments.

Cheesecake for the fella’s:

Such a sweet British lass

Cheesecake for the ladies:

Sendhil Ramamurthy RAWWRRR

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Yeah, that's right.

image via /b/ which is not safe for anyones eyes, nor recommended.

Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gimp that if everything’s bigger in Texas, what happened to his second innie. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com>

Musical Interlude:

Linkage:

Coed Magazine: Since we’re all apparently working out this summer, here’s five simple steps to getting awesome abs. Well, while simple they still take work. Fooled you.
Dorkly: Cheat codes I wish existed. I haven’t even played half of these games and yet the article remains funny. Good job.
NY Times: I can’t explain this properly, but I highly recommend that you read it, The Anosognosic’s Dilemma: Something’s Wrong but You’ll Never Know What It Is (Part 1)
ARS Technica: A review of the iPhone operating system 4, what’s new, notable and what could use some work.
The New Republic: How noted Puliter Prize winner, Buzz Bissinger, came to love Twitter.
Nerve: The rich eat differently than you or I. A tale from Anthony Bourdain of going on a bender in the Caribbean.
Boston: Job seekers are having to dumb down their resume’s in order to gain employment in this day and age. That’s frighteningly sad and perhaps the 12th sign of the Apocalypse.
Chasing Hunter Jones: If you’ve never heard of Hunter Jones, I suggest you immediately follow her on Twitter and check out her website. She’s that strong, smart, funny, opinionated and usually correct female blogger that was foretold in a lost message board on the Internet. This particular article is about those people that have given up on the opposite sex and are of the opinion that they don’t need special someone in their life.

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