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So America lost the big gold medal showdown to Canada yesterday, which would totally matter to me if I actually gave a shit about hockey. Personally I only get fired up for hockey when a) there’s fights or b) a chick flashes her boobs up against the glass.
In other news go fuck yourself Canada! I mean, sure I have an axe to grind with your bacon, but having Nickelback play the closing ceremonies would be like the USA having Good Charlotte play the Super Bowl. Not cool at all, my moose riding neighbors to the North.
Musical Interlude
“I believe in a thing called love” by The Darkness
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Musical Interlude
a perfect circle – “The Outsider”
Babes in bikinis dry humping lawn ornaments, what more do you really need? Well after watching that video probably a sandwich followed immediately by a nap…But not before checking out the links.
Links
Warming Glow: Animals are awesome, at least according to the Real Chance of Love girls and Ufford has the video. You’re probably asking, “What’s Real Chance of Love and why do they have girls?” Well that would take too long to explain, but all you need to know is that STDs cannot be passed on to you from just watching TV. However, watching may make you a dumber, less productive member of society.
Style Points: Jim Leyland is to lung cancer what Magic Johnson is to HIV…A scientific anomaly that is remarkably still alive.
Deadspin: Plaxico’s mugshot says it all, but more specifically, “I should have worn something with a belt that night.”
Hail Mary Jane: 10 of the most amazing basketball shots that did not take place in the NBA. It’s worth noting that none of the shots come from the WNBA. Not to hate on the WNBA or anything, I’m just making an observation.
Holy Taco: Nothing breaks down life’s hard to answer questions quite like a flow chart….Well except maybe a magic 8 ball, but I’m not going to split hairs. Regardless, Holy Taco breaks down for you if your girlfriend is cheating in a fun and easy to read flow chart.
