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Wednesday December 28th 2011

Posts Tagged ‘Girls’

Blogkakke: Douche Juice Edition


Blogkakke is our collection of the latest and greatest to grace the Interwebz. Nonpopulist here, ain’t been ’round these parts as of late. I’ve been pushing my way through the work a day world of high pressure IT contracting . You don’t care about that, though. Talk at us through the comment section or you could try tips@ thegallyblog.com

Musical Interlude:

This is one of the simplest yet filthiest beats of all time in my opinion. I still know every word to this song. The first time I heard it was on the Boiler Room soundtrack. That, my friends, was a very underrated soundtrack. Pharoahe Monch, “Simon Says”



Linkage
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Our internet buddy Punte (Josh Zerkle) is in Las Vegas covering the World Series of Poker with tweets and posts over at With Leather. He won a media free-roll tournament the other night too. La-di-damn-da! He has a Facebook page just for his coverage of the WSOP. You should “like” it and interact. If he gets over 400 “likes” he will write a post as if he were Scotty Nguyen which would entail him pasting baby into a regular post every 4 or 5 words.

Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job has a Tumblr. They don’t run it. Fans do. But Tim & Eric are aware of it. I thoroughly enjoy Tim & Eric. I understand, however, that it is an acquired taste. Something clicked after about the 10th time I watched it. The same thing happened to me with Jim Rome’s radio program. It seems like everyone has a Tumblr nowadays. I remember when a tumbler was a colored plastic cup you drank out of. *spits tobacky, some drivels on my chin which I lick up*

Three funny people: Tracy Morgan, Zach Galifianakis, and Paul Rudd were interviewed for a “comedy issue” of GQ. Ufford over at Warming Glow hits some highlights.

The British open is going on, but I’m not going to link to golf any more than I would link to anything about soccer. I will give you a list of sports I dislike intensely, though.
1. Golf
2. NASCAR
3. Soccer
4. really everything except the NFL

Asylum has a list of six notable potent potables from literature. Conspicuously absent from their list- absinthe. I almost went crazy drinking absinthe one summer back when it was still illegal in the U.S. It’s legal now, but if you want the good stuff you still need to order it from overseas. The absinthe sold in stores in America is a bastardized version of the green fairy.

Robert Littal over at Black Sports Online has a video of when Hulk Hogan joined the NWO (wrasslin’) with the face of Lebron James pasted over Hulk’s head. You just have to watch it if you are an old WCW/NWO wrasslin’ fan. Ahhh, high school. When you’re in the NWO, you’re in it FOR LIFE!

Girlies, rub on your titties! Y’all know the name, Nonpopulist, ain’t a damn thing changed.
/2 ain’ts in one post
/drops mic and does B-boy pose

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Girls Can’t Snowboard*

If the Internet has taught me anything, it’s that it’s always right and that women only have certain uses. According to this video, one of those uses is not snowboarding. Enjoy the epic failness that is the above video.


*May not be a factual statement.  Does anyone know of a place where I could do some fact checking?


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